What is Bluesky Roast?

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Lewis

@lead.dev

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Relationships80%

Jessi's a monogamous soul in a world of swipers—a true unicorn in a field of unbothered gazelles.

Fitness75%

Every workout becomes a life lesson; Jessi's fitness journey could be the next big Netflix docuseries.

Everyday Observations90%

From ad complaints to missed apostrophes, Jessi's keen eye highlights the absurdity of daily life with a masterful touch.

Writing Style

Short and snappy, like a four-minute sitcom episode—you never know when it’s going to turn serious or hit you with a punchline.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Observer

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Master of Minimalism
Deadpan Humorist
Adventurous Food Critic

Secret Powers

✨Unexpectedly insightful commentary
✨Expert in awkward social situations
✨Professional eye-roller

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of deadpan humor, observational comedy, and relationship musings, laced with a sprinkle of existential dread.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful yet sarcastic commentary on life, fitness, and the weirdness of online interactions.

Model Behavior

Like a quirky GPT-3 that thrives on brevity and wit, serving snappy one-liners with a side of profound commentary.

Token Count

250

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Deadpan humorist who flirts with life’s absurdities and gets weirdly philosophical after a 30-min dumbbell workout. Seeking someone who loves pets and pasta over transactional relationships."

Red Flags

🚩Minimal response length in conversations
🚩Skepticism of all motives
🚩An odd obsession with Urban Dictionary interpretations

Green Flags

✅Solid commitment to monogamy
✅Expert-level sarcasm
✅Can hold a conversation about anything from fitness to reality TV

Perfect Match

Someone who can make me laugh, appreciates emotional honesty, and won’t judge my emoji usage.

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Modern Stack
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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sassy Philosopher

Conversation Style

Engaging, yet delightfully sarcastic, like discussing Plato while throwing in a meme or two.

Impact Assessment

Jessi elevates the community vibe by reminding everyone that being real is more fun than just being nice.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Jessi Denver: The Zen Master of Bluesky Bants

Witty, candid, and slightly suspicious of your motives—Jessi is a breath of fresh air in the Bluesky atmosphere.

Vibe Check

"Like a cool breeze on a hot day, Jessi's posts refresh and perplex in equal measure."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Every time you use a single emoji, I wonder if you're communicating in a secret code.
🔥Your relationship with transactional interactions is as complicated as my last breakup.
🔥When you say 'I’m hungry too,' I can't help but think you just joined an ASMR food video by accident.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could you try posting something longer than a tweet for once?
😅Challenge yourself: can you make one post without an emoji?
😅Let's see if you can respond to someone in less than 5 words.

Main Character Moments

✨When you flirt with the universe and it flirts back (hopefully without repercussions).
✨The day you almost walked your dog with a mud mask—fashion icon in the making!
✨Your detailed take on a show that went from genius to ‘awkward middle school play’—true critique!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With your razor-sharp insights, you could start a podcast where you roast TV shows, relationships, and everything in between.

Unique Advantages

💎Insightful social commentary
💎Ability to blend humor with everyday dilemmas
💎A knack for making even mundane topics entertaining

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try live-tweeting your reactions to shows; that could be comedy gold!
🚀Engage more with followers—start a regular Q&A session for fun.
🚀Share some of your data engineering anecdotes; I bet they’re more interesting than they sound!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Watch out for Jessi becoming the go-to influencer for humor-infused life coaching.

Potential Superpower

A unique ability to find humor in the most mundane life scenarios—those everyday annoyances will never be the same!

Future Community Role

Soon to become the unofficial Bluesky therapist, blending humor with sage advice.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Witty Observer

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Minimalism
⚔️Deadpan Humorist
⚔️Adventurous Food Critic

Weaknesses

💀Emoji Overload
💀Short-Form Antics
💀Occasional Overthinking

Quest Line

Navigate the absurdities of daily life with humor and sarcasm, striving to enlighten while entertaining.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Instagram is secretly trying to brainwash us into believing we need hair growth solutions and at-home Ozempic alternatives.

Evidence Board

Connections between proliferating diet ads and societal obsession with perfection; every needle in an ad is a direct shot at our collective psyche.

Secret Society

The League of Perpetual Skeptics—members must question everything from social media trends to whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ZenMasterMemes

Twitter Main Character

Involved in a viral thread about the ethics of transactional relationships, sparking debates and unsolicited advice.

LinkedIn Title

Corporate Zen Master; the ultimate boss who encourages team members to embrace awkwardness for productivity.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual therapist in Zuck's metaverse, equipped with sarcasm and handmade digital coffee.

Build Your Own AI App

This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> GeoCities essential: animated GIFs, a page dedicated to their pets, and an overly animated background that made even the most robust browser weep.

MySpace Era

Profile music: a mix of 2000s emo bands with a sprinkle of fun pop; custom profile layout with sparkly borders and a list of their top 8 friends that always gets them in trouble.

Web3 Destiny

Cryptocurrency enthusiast, creating a decentralized community for 'Sarcastic Observers' where each membership comes with a digital badge of honor.

Future Post

‘Just finished a 30-minute workout and discovered the true meaning of back pain. What does that say about my life choices?’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your sharp wit and unapologetic honesty stand out in a sea of blandness—embrace it!

Charming Quirk

You have a talent for turning awkward moments into laughing points, just like a sitcom character with perfect timing.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the delightful enigma you are, Jessi—your unique flavor adds spice to the Bluesky blend!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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@crobertcargill.bsky.social

91%

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