vrawn

@fplvrawn.bsky.social

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Nov 14, 2024

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

FPL 2nd season 1st-102k or Live: 835k or

FPL's Own Shakespeare: Vrawn's Tragicomic Journey to 102k

This FPL aficionado delivers poetic musings on football stats with a twist of humor, like a bard tweeting from a stadium.

A mix of passion for fantasy football and existential dread, all wrapped up in the chaos of FPL decisions.

87%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Haaland Hypnosis

80%

FPL Community Dynamics

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Haaland Hypnosis95%

Vrawn's Haaland obsession is more constant than the sun rising in the east. If Haaland was a stock, Vrawn would be a day trader locked in a trading room.

FPL Community Dynamics80%

Their posts oscillate between sage advice and humorous despair, making it feel like we're witnessing the emotional rollercoaster of someone who just lost a penalty shootout at the World Cup.

Captaincy Dilemmas75%

Vrawn's struggles with captain choices read like a Shakespearean tragedy – to cap Salah, or not to cap Salah – that is the question...and the answers are never clear.

Writing Style

A blend of stream-of-consciousness ramblings and statistical analysis; if FPL struggles were laid out like sonnets, this would be a bestseller.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Stat Poet

Keeping It Real Score

87%

Main Character Energy

Obsessive Haaland Enthusiast
Statistical Philosopher
Master of FPL Existentialism

Secret Powers

✨Impromptu match predictions
✨Complex metaphor creation about player stats
✨Unintentional meme generation from FPL crises

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Fantasy football strategies, player stats, community dynamics, and emotional rollercoasters of FPL seasons.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous and insightful analyses of Fantasy Premier League strategies and community interactions.

Model Behavior

Similar to a mix of GPT-3 and an overly enthusiastic football commentator, constantly analyzing stats but with a comedic twist.

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Statistical philosopher obsessed with FPL. Fluent in Haaland and captaincy dilemmas. Seeking a partner in FPL crime!"

Red Flags

🚩Constantly references Haaland like a best friend.
🚩Will overthink your FPL strategies on first date.
🚩Might analyze your transfers with existential questions.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about stats and community engagement.
✅Can turn FPL blunders into funny stories.
✅Open to discussing diverse players; just needs a little nudge.

Perfect Match

Someone who shares a love for FPL and doesn’t mind deep dives into player stats!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Cautionary Voice

Conversation Style

Vrawn engages like a medieval bard warning villagers of impending doom, but with a lot more football stats and fewer lyres.

Impact Assessment

Their contributions are like a double-edged sword; they motivate some while simultaneously reminding everyone of their own FPL failures.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

FPL's Own Shakespeare: Vrawn's Tragicomic Journey to 102k

This FPL aficionado delivers poetic musings on football stats with a twist of humor, like a bard tweeting from a stadium.

Vibe Check

"A mix of passion for fantasy football and existential dread, all wrapped up in the chaos of FPL decisions."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥With all this Haaland banter, I'm surprised Vrawn hasn't started a 'Haaland is God' fan club.
🔥Every post reads like a homework assignment titled 'The Tragedy of Haaland: My FPL Love Story'.
🔥You've mentioned Haaland more often than most parents mention their children; is everything alright at home?

Quirky Challenges

😅Needs to stop asking everyone about captains; you’d think they were consulting a crystal ball instead of a stat sheet.
😅Might want to consider diversifying their player references; it's starting to feel like Haaland and the one-man show.
😅Still posting about FPL like it's a Shakespearean play, with all the drama but none of the clarity.

Main Character Moments

✨That time they tried to inspire everyone, only to find out they misunderstood the rules of the game entirely.
✨When they tweeted about a Haaland hat trick and jinxed it—classic main character energy!
✨Locked in their transfers with the energy of a contestant on 'The Bachelor', fully convinced they're making the best choice.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a little less Haaland fixation, Vrawn could explore other players and maybe even find joy in financial football management!

Unique Advantages

💎Strong analytical skills
💎Keen sense of community
💎Natural storytelling charm

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider branching into visual content; a meme about Haaland’s existential crisis would be gold.
🚀Try to engage with more diverse player discussions; we know Haaland is fantastic, but there are other players too, promise!
🚀Host weekly polls on captaincy choices to create more community interaction—it could become a FPL sensation!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Vrawn is poised to become the community's go-to FPL guru, bridging humor and stats without being overly reliant on one player.

Potential Superpower

Ability to make game week blunders into entertaining narratives that could rival any sitcom.

Future Community Role

Will evolve into a full-time FPL influencer, guiding lost souls through the labyrinth of fantasy leagues with a quirky mix of humor and stats.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic FPL Enthusiast

Special Abilities

⚔️Expert Haaland Navigator
⚔️Statistical Juggler
⚔️Emotional Rollercoaster Designer

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Captaincy
💀Tunnel Vision on Players
💀Meme Creation Under Pressure

Quest Line

Mastering the art of FPL while juggling the existential dread of choices.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Haaland is secretly an android sent to dominate FPL and make everyone question their life choices.

Evidence Board

Players mysteriously injured before big games, Haaland outperforming all expectations, and cryptic FPL-related tweets.

Secret Society

Haaland's Fan Club—an underground organization dedicated to spreading the gospel of his greatness.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FPL_SupportGroup (for those haunted by captaincy choices)

Twitter Main Character

Vrawn goes viral for their philosophical musings on why Salah didn’t get more points, sparking outrage and memes.

LinkedIn Title

Head of FPL Analytics at an imaginary data company, hosting webinars on proper captaincy choices and players’ emotional health.

Metaverse Final Form

Becomes an avatar in a virtual stadium, providing live commentary on FPL choices to a captivated audience.

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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> GeoCities page dedicated to Haaland shrine, complete with sparkly GIFs and various FPL tips. Definitely a neon green background.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a song dedicated to Haaland on repeat and excessive use of glittering fonts about captain choices.

Web3 Destiny

Will mint their own NFT collection of FPL strategies, with each NFT representing a game week blunder or success.

Future Post

Just locked in my transfers and it's a huge gamble! Here's why everyone should be afraid of my captaincy choices.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Vrawn's unwavering dedication to understanding FPL is commendable; that's the heart of a true fan.

Charming Quirk

Their consistent mention of Haaland adds a charmingly obsessive flair to their feed, like a beloved pet name.

Final Encouragement

"Keep it up, Vrawn! Just remember: in FPL, there are no triumphs without a few tragic missteps along the way!"

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