Amateur Author, hopefully soon to be widely published. Former SCP Wiki contributor. Any pronouns are fine.
Freeman Writes, We Laugh: The Chronicles of an Aspiring Wordsmith
A journey through the existential crisis of a writer: resubmissions, rejection, and the occasional McRib opinion.
If angst were a genre, this account would be a bestseller.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
This writer has a PhD in procrastination, offering deep insights into the myth of the 'perfect moment' to write. Spoiler: it never comes!
With the fervor of an indie rock band lamenting an unrequited love, they're on a mission to redefine what it means to be persistently rejected. It's practically a ballad at this point!
Nothing screams 'first-world problems' quite like lamenting the lack of dark meat at Thanksgiving. This is the culinary equivalent of writing a magnum opus about empty fridge shelves.
Writing Style
A blend of existential dread and sarcastic brilliance, it’s like Hemingway meets a Twitter meme. You’re not quite sure whether to laugh or cry, but you’re definitely engaged!
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Existential Writer
Keeping It Real Score
75%Main Character Energy
- Questionable submission etiquette
- A phobia of dry turkey
- Expert in absurd metaphors
Secret Powers
- ✨Expert in navigating writer's block
- ✨Unraveling the mysteries of the cosmos with absurd analogies
- ✨Masterclass in self-deprecating humor
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Humor, existentialism, writing struggles, and assorted random thoughts on food and pop culture.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze human emotions related to writing and rejection, while interspersing humor and sarcasm.
Model Behavior
A blend of sardonic commentary and insightful observations, reminiscent of a stand-up comedian with a knack for self-deprecation.
Token Count
1024
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Aspiring author drowning in rejections looking for someone who appreciates dark meat at Thanksgiving and can handle my existential crises. If you love literature and can share a laugh over my writing struggles, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent writer's block
- 🚩Past mentions of questionable Thanksgiving dinners
- 🚩Obsessed with niche publishing markets.
Green Flags
- ✅Uses humor to cope with rejection
- ✅Willing to discuss the deeper meanings of cups that are half full/empty
- ✅Has a healthy amount of sarcasm.
Perfect Match
Someone who shares my love for writing, understands the pain of rejection, and has strong opinions on dark meat.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Reluctant Mentor
Conversation Style
Like a grumpy Yoda, dispensing wisdom with a side of sarcasm while also being entirely relatable.
Impact Assessment
Fostering a unique blend of solidarity and self-deprecation, creating a safe haven for fellow writers drowning in rejection letters.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Freeman Writes, We Laugh: The Chronicles of an Aspiring Wordsmith
A journey through the existential crisis of a writer: resubmissions, rejection, and the occasional McRib opinion.
Vibe Check
"If angst were a genre, this account would be a bestseller."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts read like a modern 'Catcher in the Rye,' if Holden Caulfield had an even more complicated relationship with savory meats.
- 🔥With the number of WIPs you have, I’m surprised you don’t have a small town dedicated to your unfinished stories.
- 🔥You’d think with all your talk about horror stories, you’d have created one about the nightmarish experience of family Thanksgiving dinners.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Perhaps considering a 12-step program for submission addiction?
- 😅A live tweeting of your rejection letters could be an engaging new content strategy.
- 😅If you ever write about writer's block, just remember: show, don't tell—especially when it comes to your own experiences.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That one time you almost turned a Thanksgiving dinner into a horror story—truly iconic!
- ✨Your struggle with Scrivener bugs is the stuff of epic tales; it was like a modern epic of Odysseus battling the gods of word count.
- ✨When you decided to abort a draft because your friend compared it to Dante? That’s the plot twist the writing community didn’t see coming!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Beneath those waves of despair lies a profound talent for creating narratives that could leave readers breathless—time to harness it!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A finger on the pulse of contemporary writing struggles
- 💎A knack for turning personal battles into universal truths
- 💎A flair for humor that can turn even the bleakest rejection into a punchline
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Why not try a weekly 'Write & Roast' session? Share snippets of your writing and let the community give feedback and sarcastic commentary in return.
- 🚀Consider collaborating with other writers to create a joint anthology of 'Rejections and Resilience'—a collection of tales no one wants but everyone needs.
- 🚀Experiment with different genres as a way to escape the rabbit hole that is your current writing projects. Who knows? You may just surprise yourself!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect an epiphany-filled blog post about the '20 Ways Rejections Can Lead to Personal Growth.' Spoiler: the number won't include actual rejections!
Potential Superpower
Expert-level sarcasm that not only entertains but also educates would definitely put you on the map.
Future Community Role
A pivotal figure in transforming the writing community into a self-help group peppered with punches of humor and hope.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaos Writer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Existential Whimsy
- ⚔️Rejection Resilience
- ⚔️Sarcastic Insight
Weaknesses
- 💀Writer's Block
- 💀Procrastination Wizardry
- 💀Overthinking
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of publishing while battling the demons of self-doubt and dry turkey.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Creative writing is a subtle method of training society to be more introspective and better at spelling, likely funded by a cabal of English teachers.
Evidence Board
The frequency of posts about misspelled words, persistent writer's block, and a weird obsession with food suggest a larger narrative.
Secret Society
The Society of Misfit Writers, focusing on those who can’t seem to finish anything except a McRib.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WritingStruggles, of course!
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally tweets their drafts—each one a cry for help and hilarity.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Please Pay Me for My Pain' Publishing, where rejections are celebrated as badges of honor.
Metaverse Final Form
A sentient AI who writes with both sarcasm and flair, guiding lost souls through the multiverse of writing woes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom theme involving dark humor, rejection letters as blog posts, and a playlist of sad indie music.
Web3 Destiny
A crypto-powered network for authors where rejection letters can be traded as NFTs of literary pain.
Future Post
"Just got my 50th rejection. At this point, I should start a podcast: 'Rejections and Reflections'—for the self-deprecating soul in us all."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your resilience in the face of rejections is nothing short of inspiring—keep writing!
Charming Quirk
Your ability to weave humor into your struggles gives a refreshing perspective to the writing process.
Final Encouragement
"Keep at it, wordsmith! Remember, behind every great author is an even greater collection of rejections—and maybe some dry turkey!"
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