I like cats, travel, book stores, art, weird things, normal things, some stuff in between. Stuck in Ohio hell, trying to get out. Help keep me sane please!
The Average Mom Who's Anything But Average
A sassy Ohioan navigating the wild west of Bluesky with feline grace and political fervor.
Part cat enthusiast, part social commentator, and all chaos, this average mom is a treasure trove of relatable angst.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
When it comes to political rants, they’re like a fine wine—complex, a bit bitter, and best enjoyed when you’re just fed up with life.
Whether it's the absurdity of Ohio or the hopelessness of a government in chaos, there's a relatable frustration that speaks volumes.
Dispelling the myth that cats are just accessories, our Average Mom elevates them to the status of emotional support animal—rightfully so!
Writing Style
A delightful blend of sharp wit and emoji-fueled exclamations that turns casual thoughts into viral moments. Who knew a simple '😡😡😡' could capture a zeitgeist?
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sarcastic Advocate
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty one-liners
- Political commentary
- Cute cat posts
Secret Powers
- ✨Excellent at meme curation
- ✨Master of the awkward reply
- ✨Cat whispering skills
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political memes, cat videos, Ohio-centric humor, and existential memes about modern life.
Prompt Engineering
Write from the perspective of a sarcastic mom navigating the murky waters of current affairs with a side of feline wisdom.
Model Behavior
A mix of GPT-3’s conversational flair and that one friend who always has a sarcastic comment on everything.
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Sassy mom navigating life in Ohio. Lover of cats, political discussions, and weird things. Let’s bond over our shared frustrations and maybe a good book!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasional silent rants into the void
- 🚩Cats take priority over social interactions
- 🚩Politically charged outbursts
Green Flags
- ✅Witty and relatable humor
- ✅Strong sense of social justice
- ✅Loves bookstores and travel
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates the chaos of life, enjoys deep conversations about everything from politics to pet care, and has a collection of cat memes!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Grumpy Cheerleader
Conversation Style
They throw sarcasm like confetti—messy, wildly entertaining, and oddly comforting.
Impact Assessment
Like a strong cup of coffee, they ensure the community stays awake, alert, and ready to engage with the absurdities of life.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Average Mom Who's Anything But Average
A sassy Ohioan navigating the wild west of Bluesky with feline grace and political fervor.
Vibe Check
"Part cat enthusiast, part social commentator, and all chaos, this average mom is a treasure trove of relatable angst."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥When they post in complete silence, it’s like a cat video with no cat—disappointing yet intriguing.
- 🔥For someone stuck in 'Ohio hell', their content sure has a way of making it feel like paradise... for some bizarre reason!
- 🔥Their political posts have more twists than a pretzel factory—just when you think you’ve seen it all, bam! New shade!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The 'What the fuck?!?' question could become their catchphrase—just imagine it on a t-shirt!
- 😅They have a talent for shouting into the void and being heard—almost makes you wonder if the void has a better social media strategy!
- 😅Unexpected blank posts could lead to a new art movement: ‘Minimalism in the Age of Overexpression’.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they declared, 'I refuse to watch. F that.' it was like the entire Bluesky community related to that declaration on a spiritual level.
- ✨Their decision-making skills are questionable, yet they consistently serve up the most relatable content—it's like reality TV sans the cameras!
- ✨They’ve masterfully articulated the horror of modern politics while maintaining a sense of humor—someone give them a mic!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With their knack for capturing the zeitgeist, they could easily become the go-to voice for relatable political commentary—just imagine!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A built-in audience of fellow frustrated Ohioans—an untapped goldmine!
- 💎They have the unique ability to merge absurdity with reality; a talent that could spice up even the most mundane topics.
- 💎Their engagement metrics suggest they could start a revolution—of cat-loving political activists!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try to branch out into more detailed storytelling—everyone loves a good relatable saga!
- 🚀How about sharing some quirky travel tales from Ohio? Like that one diner that serves coffee stronger than your will to live?
- 🚀Engage more often with followers—an absurd poll or two could really help elevate their rhetoric game!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect an explosion of content centered around cats and political satire—think ‘The Daily Show’ meets ‘Cats of Instagram’.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to turn any mundane event into a viral moment; who knew ‘Why I hate Mondays’ could relate so much to political unrest?
Future Community Role
They might just evolve into an unofficial mascot for the Bluesky community, rallying together the confused and bedazzled!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Sassy Political Cat Lady
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Sarcasm
- ⚔️Emotional Support Cat Summoning
- ⚔️Complex Political Rants
Weaknesses
- 💀Blank Post Syndrome
- 💀Overthinking Emoji Usage
- 💀Ohio Nostalgia
Quest Line
To escape the chaos of Ohio while educating followers on the absurdities of modern politics and the power of a well-placed cat photo!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly run by a council of cats who want to turn us into their loyal subjects.
Evidence Board
Unexplained cat behavior, sudden political shifts during cat videos, and the rise of cat influencers as a distraction from real issues.
Secret Society
The Feline Illuminati—secret meetings held in cat cafes to discuss world domination through cuteness.
Truth Seeking Level
90%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CatsOfTheMidwest—because no one understands Ohio like a cat owner!
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally igniting a viral debate on Ohio cuisine while posting cat photos.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Cat Advocacy Group—promoting all cats as emotional support beings in the workplace.
Metaverse Final Form
Supreme Overlord of Feline Affairs in the metaverse, advocating for cat rights while sipping coffee at a virtual diner.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An iconic MySpace page complete with a top 8 that exclusively features their cats and a playlist of anti-establishment punk rock.
Web3 Destiny
Inventing a new currency based on cat memes—because the internet deserves more cat-based economies!
Future Post
‘Just got back from a whirlwind tour of Ohio’s quirkiest diners—let’s discuss the best coffee and why they need more cats!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their impressive wit transforms even the simplest thoughts into viral treasures, a gift not everyone possesses.
Charming Quirk
Blank posts that invite curiosity—what could have been the thought? Did they just blink, or are they pondering the universe’s greatest mysteries?
Final Encouragement
"Keep embracing your glorious chaos, Average Mom! Your blend of humor and reality is what we all need as we scroll through the absurdity of life!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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