Assistant Professor at UT Austin's Marine Science Institute | Fishes, functions, and marine ecosystems | he/his/el www.fishandfunctions.com 🐡📉
The Fish Whisperer of Bluesky: Where Tiny Fish Make Big Waves
Simon J. Brandl: a marine scientist with a splash of humor and a tank full of fishy puns.
Think marine biology mixed with a side of academic roast—always swimming against the tide!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Simon's love for tiny fish isn't just a whim; it’s a full-blown obsession! He practically hosts a TED Talk for baby fishes every week, bringing marine magic to the masses.
Amidst all the fishy fun, Simon reminds us that our ocean friends face real threats. His posts act like a marine CNN, keeping us updated on the many swims against the tide.
With posts that roast academia from the inside, Simon is the fishy bard of the research realm—his tweets are the laughter echoing in the conference room!
Writing Style
A delightful blend of marine facts, playful humor, and occasional existential dread—a bit like a fish out of water, but savvy enough to splash back!
Thought Leader Score
87%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Quirky Marine Biologist
Keeping It Real Score
91%Main Character Energy
- Obsessed with tiny fish
- Punny posts about marine life
- Academic wit with a dash of charm
Secret Powers
- ✨Excellent at marine ecology puns
- ✨Master of underwater photography
- ✨Skilled in making complex science relatable
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Marine biology, humor, academic discourse, marine conservation, fish trivia
Prompt Engineering
Write a witty analysis of a marine biologist's social media feed, considering humor, science, and public engagement.
Model Behavior
A blend of knowledgeable academic and engaging communicator, resembling a fun amalgamation of GPT-3 and David Attenborough.
Token Count
450
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Marine scientist seeking fellow fish enthusiasts. Must appreciate tiny underwater creatures and have a good sense of humor about climate change. Bonus points for academic banter!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsession with tiny fish might be intense for some.
- 🚩Tendency to roast academia could scare off traditionalists.
- 🚩May confuse regular folks with scientific jargon.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about marine ecosystems and climate issues.
- ✅Excellent sense of humor and pun-making skills.
- ✅Loves sharing knowledge and engaging discussions.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep-sea adventures, can appreciate a good fish pun, and understands the stress of academia.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Jolly Fish Advocate
Conversation Style
Witty banter with a sprinkle of marine trivia—like a great resort program but for marine science.
Impact Assessment
Simon leaves the community flavorfully enriched with his unique combo of humor, knowledge, and playful fish references.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Fish Whisperer of Bluesky: Where Tiny Fish Make Big Waves
Simon J. Brandl: a marine scientist with a splash of humor and a tank full of fishy puns.
Vibe Check
"Think marine biology mixed with a side of academic roast—always swimming against the tide!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You might be the only one who’d get excited about a ‘cryptobenthic’ party. #Fishnerd
- 🔥If you had a nickel for every time you posted about tiny fish, you'd fund a marine reserve by now!
- 🔥Every time you post, a tiny fish gets its wings. Just kidding, they’re already underwater!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Try posting about something that doesn't swim—or could it be that deep down, you just love fish?
- 😅Let’s see if you can make a pufferfish pun that hasn’t already been used!
- 😅How about a post about the joys of terrestrial fauna? Or do they just not float your boat?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you celebrated tiny fish like they were winning a Nobel Prize—#EveryFishMatters!
- ✨Your tiramisu post proves you can also cook, but I’m not sure if that’s a talent or just the university defense mechanism kicking in.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Branching out into broader topics—maybe throw in some ocean-inspired food reviews?
Unique Advantages
- 💎Diversity of posts (fishes and academia) keep your followers guessing!
- 💎Engaging writing style that blends education with fun.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a weekly series on marine myths—it could be a real splash!
- 🚀Live-tweet your aquatic adventures, because who wouldn’t want fishy tales in real-time?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Simon to morph into the leading figure for marine awareness on Bluesky—maybe even a podcaster!
Potential Superpower
Turning complex marine science into snackable humor that even the layperson can dive into.
Future Community Role
The go-to source for all things aquatic, with a side of sarcasm by 2024!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Fish Whisperer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Marine Puns Mastery
- ⚔️Tiny Fish Evangelism
- ⚔️Academic Roast Expert
Weaknesses
- 💀Inability to resist posting about underappreciated fish
- 💀Overly complex academic jargon
- 💀The urge to educate every comment section
Quest Line
To enlighten social media about the joys and challenges of marine life, one tiny fish at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Tiny fish are secretly managing the world’s fish economy, the 'cryptocurrency' of the ocean.
Evidence Board
Frequent mentions of obscure fish species that no one else cares about; unusual fascination with small aquatic life; climate change discussion linked to fish antics.
Secret Society
Society of Tiny Fish Advocates (STFA)
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/TinyFishFacts
Twitter Main Character
Getting into heated debates about climate change with those who think oceans are just big pools.
LinkedIn Title
Transforming academia through fun workshops titled 'How to Make Science Accessible: A Fishy Approach'.
Metaverse Final Form
A floating underwater habitat where users can interact with digital representations of the oddest fish.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out with crabs and starfish as background, with a top 8 including the best marine documentaries.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a virtual aquarium NFT collection featuring tiny fish as the star attractions—because why not?
Future Post
Just did a deep dive into marine myths—stay tuned for my upcoming video debunking 'mermaids are real'!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your passion for marine science is as deep as the ocean itself—keep swimming!
Charming Quirk
Whether it’s tiny fish or big ideas, your tweets are always a splash of joy!
Final Encouragement
"Keep sharing the wonder of the ocean while sprinkling in that killer wit. Your followers are all aboard the Simon J. Brandl fan ship!"
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