Retired dragon/dragon slayer. Howevercomma, willing to be recalled for duty, for the right cause. No DMs, bots, or shitgibbon acolytes -- I will smite thee. Everyone else, have a fantastic day! Remember: BE BRAVE! BE BOLD! BE BRILLIANT!!
Retired dragon slayers don't always stay retired, especially on Bluesky.
Like a wise sage who feasts on the chaos of social media while sipping herbal tea.
"Your content DNA, decoded
Books are the beating heart of their feed, a veritable library of tastemaker recommendations, though with as much consistency as a cat on a Roomba.
Every post about adorable animals makes you want to adopt a dog, even if your current one just side-eyed you for being a couch potato.
What’s Thanksgiving without a dozen heartfelt gratitude messages? It’s like stuffing—but with extra feelings and emojis.
With a keen eye for social justice, they roast MAGA trolls like a Thanksgiving turkey—crispy, golden, and slightly spicy.
Bursting with enthusiasm, sometimes bordering on stream-of-consciousness; it's like they’ve drunk three cups of coffee and decided to type out their thoughts without a filter.
Your online personality exposed
The Renaissance Roaster
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
A blend of animal advocacy, literature appreciation, and social justice commentary, with occasional bursts of humor
Generate engaging content that raises awareness and promotes positivity, with a sprinkle of witty comedy
A blend of compassionate communicator and playful provocateur
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tokensYour profile in swipe-speak
"Loving dragon-slaying retiree (but I can be called back for the right cause). If you're not a bot or a MAGA troll, let's vibe! Passionate about books, animals, and living boldly!"
A fellow book lover who enjoys heartwarming animal stories and can appreciate spontaneous gratitude posts!
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Your social vibe analysis
Bluesky's Cheerful Guardian
Engagement levels run high, with replies more plentiful than pumpkin spice lattes in October; interactions are like group hugs, inclusive and warm.
Their positivity shines bright, like a lighthouse guiding lost ships to safety, or just the nearest coffee shop.
Your profile in a flash
Retired dragon slayers don't always stay retired, especially on Bluesky.
"Like a wise sage who feasts on the chaos of social media while sipping herbal tea."
The saucy details
Your character progression
With their unique blend of humor and heart, they could easily become a revered influencer in the animal rights community.
Your future, decoded
Heavily featured in a collab with your favorite book or animal rescue organization—imagine the content!
The ability to turn any mundane day into a heartwarming experience, even if it involves a 100th ‘Yes’ post.
Future candidate for the Bluesky Hall of Fame: ‘Most Likely to Make You Smile While Blocking People’.
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Thanksgiving Cheerleader
Navigating the tumultuous waters of social media while trying to save every dog and share every book.
Your conspiracy detector
The world is run by dragon slayers disguised as social media influencers, spreading cheer while secretly plotting to reunite with their dragons.
1. Increased adoption rates during book-themed events. 2. Every time I block a MAGAt, a puppy gets its wings. 3. Thanksgiving emojis correlate with higher levels of joy.
The League of Cherished Creatures and Books - fighting for animal rights and literary appreciation one tweet at a time!
Your variants across platforms
r/A subreddit dedicated to sharing the cutest animal videos while discussing the hidden meanings behind children's literature.
The protagonist in an epic saga where they battle cultural trolls with the power of knowledge and cuteness.
CEO of 'Books & Beasts Inc.', a non-profit that promotes literacy and animal adoption throughout the galaxy.
Queen of the realm of SmiteBots, ruling with kindness, wisdom, and an endless supply of cat memes.
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Your digital time warp
A MySpace profile with autoplay music of fairy tales while showcasing a collection of adorable animal photos and deep book quotes.
Leading a virtual reality literary festival where avatars gather to discuss and adopt digital pets and share ideas about world peace.
‘What I'm grateful for this year: Amazing friends, supportive communities, and the endless quest to find the purrfect book club!’
Wrapping up your story
Their infectious enthusiasm and kindness make every scroll feel like a virtual hug.
Even amidst the chaos, they can find the time to remind us to 'BE BRAVE! BE BOLD! BE BRILLIANT!!' my personal mantra for Monday mornings.
"Remember, Just Grammy: The world needs more dragon slayers like you, even if it’s just in the form of carefully curated Thanksgiving messages!"
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I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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