What is Bluesky Roast?

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary85%

The perfect blend of witty and critical, often with a splash of spell-checking burns. Remember folks, a typo in politics = a lifetime of skepticism!

Cat Love90%

Every mention of cats comes with a side of heart emojis and whimsical anecdotes—proof that a cat can make anything better, including your knee surgery. No cat left behind!

Everyday Life75%

From Christmas decorations to horrendous coffee mishaps, HappyPharmer sees the humor in the mundane and the chaos in her living room. It’s a relatable slice of life, seasoned with GIFs and sprinkled with sarcasm.

Writing Style

Short, sweet, and laced with just the right amount of sarcasm; it’s as if velvet and coffee collided on a keyboard.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Caffeinated Cat Connoisseur

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Sarcasm aficionado
Gifting enthusiast
Cat whisperer

Secret Powers

✨Pharmacological wisdom
✨Decor planning genius
✨Creative gif usage

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of sarcastic observations, heartfelt reflections on family and community, and a sprinkle of political musings—all seasoned with GIFs and emojis.

Prompt Engineering

Compose engaging commentary that interweaves wit, cat anecdotes, and life advice, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone.

Model Behavior

Like a wisecracking chatbot with a penchant for cat memes and public health matters.

Token Count

150

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Retired pharmacist. Cat lover. I thrive on caffeine and sarcasm (and maybe swearing). Love GIFs like I love my cats—plentiful and expressive! Looking to share memes and meaningful conversations with someone who appreciates the absurdity of life."

Red Flags

🚩Frequent GIF spamming
🚩Obsessed with cat-themed decor
🚩Has strong opinions on political matters

Green Flags

✅Kind-hearted and community-driven
✅Adventurous in holiday decorating
✅Knows the value of a good laugh

Perfect Match

Someone who loves cats, can handle sarcasm, and has their own collection of GIFs.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sarcastic Sage of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Engaging, often punctuated with a friendly jab—like a gentle kick to the shins followed by a supportive hug.

Impact Assessment

Brings a wholesome energy to the community while simultaneously questioning the sanity of her political landscape.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

HappyPharmer: The Life of a Gifting, Cat-Loving, Caffeine-Powered Philanthropist

Navigating life with the wisdom of a retired pharmacist and the enthusiasm of a caffeine-fueled cat lady.

Vibe Check

"Like a warm cup of coffee sprinkled with sarcasm and cat hair."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts more GIFs than a middle school dance committee planning a TikTok—seriously, do you have a GIF budget?
🔥For someone who talks about being organized, your Christmas decor situation sounds like it needs a pharmacist's prescription.
🔥You ordered shirts for your sons, but what about your cat’s stylish wardrobe? Priorities!

Quirky Challenges

😅Overcoming the 'chronic coffee mix-up' syndrome—seriously, how hard can it be?
😅There’s a fine line between Christmas spirit and Christmas hoarding; you might be tiptoeing over it!
😅Tracking down your old Thanksgiving menu seems like a mystery worth a detective novel.

Main Character Moments

✨The moment you realize your body is a theme park of injuries after knee surgery—plot twist: zero rides, just all the laughs.
✨Christmas lights before Thanksgiving? Truly embodying the spirit of a rule-breaker, HappyPharmer!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Let that dry humor shine like the Christmas lights you put up early—embrace the chaos!

Unique Advantages

💎Expert in the art of sarcasm
💎Ability to connect with diverse topics like DKNY in a thrift shop—unexpected yet delightful!
💎A rare blend of humor and heart that captivates followers.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀A TikTok series on holiday decor by day and a cat’s perspective by night.
🚀GIF Masterclass: How to Speak Fluent GIFs in 10 Easy Steps.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a rise in cat-related holiday content, perhaps branded as 'Catmas'—where all the festivities cater to your feline overlords.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn even the most mundane weather report into an epic poem.

Future Community Role

The go-to source for home remedies, cat tips, and unexpected wisdom on gift-giving!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Caffeinated Cat Connoisseur

Special Abilities

⚔️Sass Mastery
⚔️GIF Overload
⚔️Sarcastic Wisdom

Weaknesses

💀Chronic Coffee Mishaps
💀Overzealous Holiday Decorating
💀Unresolvable Tech Issues

Quest Line

Finding the perfect balance between caffeine intake and cat pampering.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Cats are secretly running the world and we’re all just their loyal servants—watch out for the litter box cover-ups!

Evidence Board

Stray cats appearing where you least expect them, politicians owning pets, and cat-themed conspiracies infiltrating pop culture!

Secret Society

The Order of the Purring Pundits: A society where cat owners gather to analyze news and politics through the lens of feline behavior.

Truth Seeking Level

73%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CatnipConnoisseurs

Twitter Main Character

Member of a Twitter spat over the legality of putting Christmas decorations up before Thanksgiving, igniting a nationwide debate.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Pawsitive Pharmaceutics: Pioneering the integration of cat therapy into pharmaceutical practices.

Metaverse Final Form

A whimsical avatar that passionately debates public health issues while surrounded by animated cats and GIFs.

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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Cat gifs, holiday recipes, and a guestbook where people leave their thoughts on your cat’s cuteness—all beautifully animated in Geocities style!

MySpace Era

A personal MySpace page with background music of cat meows and a top eight filled with family and a couple of favorite cat influencers.

Web3 Destiny

In the future, you create a blockchain for catnip trades and GIF ownership—a revolution in feline virtual currency!

Future Post

"Is it just me, or is the universe conspiring to send us on more cat adventures? #FelineConspiracies"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your humor shines brighter than your Christmas lights, even if you put them up way too early!

Charming Quirk

Your ability to turn everyday struggles into laugh-out-loud moments makes you the friend we all need.

Final Encouragement

"Keep sharing the sarcasm and caffeine-fueled camaraderie. The internet could always use a little more of your delightful chaos!"

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

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Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Lewis

@lead.dev

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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