✨ this is where we torture the poets ✨ INTJ, psychologist, scorpio
The Psychologist Who Could Roast You and Your Trauma in the Same Breath
Nikolovski's Bluesky feed reads like a candid confessional mixed with a dark comedy set.
A chaotic blend of introspection, humor, and poetic angst that somehow works.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Nikolovski often deploys astrology as a weaponized form of self-awareness, revealing their inner Scorpio with the bravado of a tarot card reader at a craft fair. Who needs therapy when you can just blame Mercury in retrograde?
Navigating love with metaphors that could rival a Shakespearean tragedy, Nikolovski explores crushes like a scientist collecting data on the elusive plant species—obsessive and fleeting, yet somehow always with comedic flair.
Nikolovski walks a fine line between hilariously relatable and existentially grim, turning personal trauma into punchlines like a pro. It’s like watching a magician who specializes in making emotional baggage disappear—until it doesn’t.
Writing Style
With a tone that oscillates between self-deprecating and sharply insightful, their posts read like the diary of a poet who had one too many espressos and decided to spill tea all over their own emotional mess.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Darkly Humorous Psychologist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Astute observer of human behavior
- Mischievous sense of humor
- Obsessed with astrology and psychology
Secret Powers
- ✨Crisis comedy
- ✨Accurate psychological insights
- ✨Astrological readings that terrify the faint-hearted
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Conversations about psychology, astrology, and dark humor; memes; existential musings; trending tweets.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the complexities of human behavior while maintaining a sense of humor, and point out the absurdity of life.
Model Behavior
Like GPT-3 but with a penchant for sarcasm and an existential crisis on repeat.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Darkly humorous psychologist who believes in the power of astrology. Seeking someone who can both roast me and appreciate my emotional baggage. Bonus points if you love deep convos and the occasional existential dread."
Red Flags
- 🚩Still believes in Mercury retrograde as a dating excuse.
- 🚩Unapologetically accepts my crush on political figures.
- 🚩May have an unhealthy obsession with trauma-related humor.
Green Flags
- ✅Can appreciate dark humor and emotional honesty.
- ✅Will discuss astrology over drinks.
- ✅Has valid critiques of society's absurdities.
Perfect Match
An open-minded fellow who finds humor in the mundane, enjoys psychological discussions, and won't bat an eye at my BBQ sauce metaphors.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Undeclared Poet of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Witty yet contemplative, drawing others into their narrative like moths to a flame, or maybe more accurately, like moths flailing into a light socket.
Impact Assessment
Creating a community vibe that balances dark humor with heartfelt connection; it’s like a group therapy session where the therapist is also a stand-up comedian.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Psychologist Who Could Roast You and Your Trauma in the Same Breath
Nikolovski's Bluesky feed reads like a candid confessional mixed with a dark comedy set.
Vibe Check
"A chaotic blend of introspection, humor, and poetic angst that somehow works."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Nikolovski’s idea of a hot take is only slightly less steaming than their existential dread.
- 🔥If posting daily was an Olympic sport, Nikolovski would be competing for the gold medal in ironic despair.
- 🔥They treat their crushes like a psychological case study, but can we get a peer-reviewed journal on that?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Overanalyzing relationships to the point of needing a flowchart for emotional clarity.
- 😅The fine art of self-sabotage with a side of sarcasm—Nikolovski, we see you!
- 😅Not every deep thought needs a 'Sounds of Nature' podcast backdrop—just relax.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Every time they confess a crush, an army of tragic poets silently nods in solidarity.
- ✨The sass in 'bbq sauce on my titties' is the kind of energy that turns heads and raises eyebrows at parties.
- ✨Holding a philosophical discussion about democracy while casually inviting people to post their random photos; pure chaos energy.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
To evolve into a digital bard who seamlessly combines humor with impactful storytelling, potentially launching a series of viral essays.
Unique Advantages
- 💎An uncanny ability to mix humor with heavy topics, making tragedy relatable.
- 💎Expertise in psychological concepts that could draw a crowd in any discussion panel.
- 💎A voice that resonates with the weirdly profound; a new-age poet meets comedian.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Diversify their post content by exploring visual storytelling; who doesn’t love a good meme?
- 🚀Try starting a 'Dear Nikolovski' series, solving relationship mysteries with a blend of therapy and sarcasm atop a glittering stage.
- 🚀Consider collaborating with fellow Bluesky users for comedic skits about the absurdities of modern life.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Nikolovski will likely turn into a cultural commentator whose insights on relationships and social issues become indispensable, somewhat like the emotional oracle we never knew we needed.
Potential Superpower
A bizarre ability to make even the saddest posts go viral simply through clever wordplay and dark humor.
Future Community Role
As a local philosopher with a penchant for the absurd, they might soon be deemed the 'Spiritual Guide of Bluesky,' attracting followers like moths to their electrifying posts.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Dark Humorist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Astrological Insight
- ⚔️Existential Roast Mastery
- ⚔️Psychological Manipulation
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Emotional Baggage
- 💀Tendency to Self-Sabotage
Quest Line
Navigating the chaotic waters of human psychology with a side of dark humor and love's absurdities.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly replacing our coffee with herbal tea to dull our existential crises.
Evidence Board
Unearthed coffee beans have strange markings; all baristas are in on it; caffeine is actually a mind-control agent.
Secret Society
The Brotherhood of the Bleak and Sarcastic, which meets in basements to discuss the world's absurdities over artisanal coffee.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DarkHumorPsychology
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally becomes the face of an online mental health movement, posting ironic memes while solving real issues.
LinkedIn Title
Psychologist by day, stand-up comedian by night—becoming the 'go-to' for mental health panels at comedy festivals.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic therapist who dispenses darkly humorous advice while floating in a cosmic expanse, complete with a celestial BBQ sauce.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Will have a top 8 that includes famous philosophers, musicians, and maybe an ex who is still lurking.
Web3 Destiny
As a crypto-psychologist, they'll be dropping NFTs of their most relatable and existential quotes, forever immortalized in the metaverse.
Future Post
"Just lost my job as a psychic because I couldn't predict the future of the economy, but at least my crush finally texted back."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their ability to weave humor and heartfelt truth is nothing short of remarkable; it’s like being served bittersweet chocolate cake—rich, complex, and leaves you craving more.
Charming Quirk
None can resist the allure of their ‘accidental philosopher’ vibes, making light of their own darker thoughts.
Final Encouragement
"Keep embracing that chaotic genius, Nikolovski! Your words are a messy yet beautiful tapestry, and we’re all here for it—just remember to keep the bbq sauce off your titties!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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