This isn't just commentary; it's a Shakespearean play set in a world of helmets and foul calls. Ian throws a Hail Mary of snark anytime something ridiculous happens on the field—it’s like Gus Johnson and Shakespeare had a love child on the sidelines.

Ian skillfully weaves in pop culture references like a master chef tossing ingredients into a boiling pot, but occasionally stirs in some mustard gas. The blend of Kenny G and college football? A flavor we didn’t know we needed.

With an ironic twist, every post hints at the absurdity of life and sports, like watching a toddler take their first steps and break dance simultaneously. Very much a ‘why are we here?’ vibe, particularly when a team loses in the most heartbreaking way possible.