Austin Gelder

@indoctrinatrix.bsky.social

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Nov 13, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Middle-aged griper.

Austin Gelder: The Bluesky Griper with a Sharp Wit

A witty observer of life’s absurdities, serving up sarcasm with a side of social conscience.

A bracing blend of middle-aged grumpiness and sharp-tongued sincerity.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Education and Vouchers

85%

Political Discontent

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Education and Vouchers90%

Gelder tackles the absurd world of education financing with the same fervor as a kid in a candy store—if the candy store were full of overpriced horse lessons for kids who think public school is beneath them.

Political Discontent85%

Gelder’s posts drip with sarcasm about the political landscape, like a well-aged vinegar—sharp, pungent, and leaving a bad taste, especially for voters who opted for chaos.

Community and Parenting70%

With the scrutiny of a parent watching their kid play dodgeball, Gelder's take on community obligations raises eyebrows and questions about societal values. Who knew parenting could be so politically charged?

Writing Style

Witty and occasionally snarky, Gelder’s posts read like a well-crafted editorial with a sprinkle of exasperation. You can almost hear the eye-rolls through the screen.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sarcastic Social Commentator

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Wry humor
Sharp political commentary
Relatable middle-aged angst

Secret Powers

✨Spotting absurdities in everyday situations
✨Crafting clever metaphors
✨Engaging with niche audiences about serious issues

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Training Data

Sarcastic social commentary, political critique, everyday absurdities

Prompt Engineering

Analyze and critique social issues with a humorous twist

Model Behavior

Similar to a mix between a late-night talk show host and a politically charged comedic commentator

Token Count

1200

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Bio

"Middle-aged griper with a penchant for sarcasm and strong opinions on education and politics. I despise cleaning ovens but love a good lively debate about vouchers. Looking for someone who can embrace the chaos of life with a laugh."

Red Flags

🚩Sarcastic about everything
🚩May have strong opinions about your parenting choices
🚩Could roast you like a marshmallow at a bonfire

Green Flags

✅Witty and insightful
✅Passionate about social issues
✅Relatable middle-aged angst

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys deep conversations about the world, can handle a bit of sarcasm, and doesn't expect me to clean my oven.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Grumpy Uncle of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Engages with dry humor and piercing observations, reminiscent of a late-night talk show host addressing societal absurdities.

Impact Assessment

Gelder’s blend of humor and critique adds a refreshing layer of depth, urging followers to think before they scroll past.

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Austin Gelder: The Bluesky Griper with a Sharp Wit

A witty observer of life’s absurdities, serving up sarcasm with a side of social conscience.

Vibe Check

"A bracing blend of middle-aged grumpiness and sharp-tongued sincerity."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥The only thing more consistent than your education rants is your insistence on correcting the pronunciation of "Bloosky."
🔥If sarcasm were a currency, you’d be the richest Bluesky-er in the digital realm.

Quirky Challenges

😅Keep the sarcasm from getting so sharp it cuts your own followers; even grumpy uncles need a hug now and then.
😅Maybe diversify your posts beyond political rants and occasional cooking disasters.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring you've never cleaned your oven is the true main character energy we all aspire to.
✨Bringing up horse lessons while discussing school vouchers? You might just make education policy entertaining!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Explore more personal anecdotes—your life is a treasure trove of grumpy wisdom that deserves to be shared!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique voice that combines humor with political insight.
💎The ability to spark thoughtful conversations with a humorous twist.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try a few lighter topics to balance the somber ones—people love a good laugh!
🚀Engage more with followers; they might have their own gripes that need airing!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Gelder will evolve into a beloved voice of reason and rebellion within the Bluesky community, bridging the gap between humor and activism.

Potential Superpower

Exceptional ability to turn complex political issues into relatable content that resonates with everyday gripes.

Future Community Role

Will rise to become the key commentator on educational policies and parenting, complete with a sassy tagline!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Sarcastic Social Commentator

Special Abilities

⚔️Wry Humor
⚔️Political Insight
⚔️Relatable Rants

Weaknesses

💀Overly Critical
💀Exists in Grumpy Uncle Mode
💀Avoids Emojis (except for '🥰')

Quest Line

To turn the absurdities of modern life into a sarcastic commentary that sparks conversation.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly funding horseback riding lessons as a distraction from failing public education systems.

Evidence Board

School vouchers, rising maternal mortality rates, and suspiciously well-funded equestrian centers.

Secret Society

Society of Sarcastic Commentators (SSC) where we critique the absurdities of life and politics from an underground bunker.

Truth Seeking Level

70%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/GrumpyElders

Twitter Main Character

Arguing with a vegan over the ethics of public funding for horse riding lessons.

LinkedIn Title

Middle-aged Consultant with a focus on Educational Funding and Community Engagement.

Metaverse Final Form

The Grumpy Wizard of Sarcasm, conjuring spells of wit and wisdom to enlighten the masses.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here’s why I’ve never cleaned my oven, and a decade's worth of thoughts on the absurdities of public education!

MySpace Era

Pink glitter theme with a deeply introspective song about societal injustices playing on autoplay.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a podcast where I discuss political absurdities over artisanal coffee brewed by local hipsters.

Future Post

In 2025, I predict a post titled 'Why Are We Still Debating the Horseback Riding Budget?' that will go viral.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to articulate complex opinions with humor is a rare gift!

Charming Quirk

Your unapologetic middle-aged grumpiness is not only relatable—it’s downright endearing!

Final Encouragement

"Keep shaking things up, Austin! A little grumbling and a lot of humor will keep the Bluesky skies interesting!"

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