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    Data Scientist working at the intersection of remote sensing, climate change, sustainability, and agriculture. Ex-Astrophysicist, PhD, snowboarder, surfer, hiker, #Vancouver, vegan, he/him

    Jacob White: The Eco-Conscious Comedian of Bluesky

    A data scientist who blends climate activism with a flair for humor, Jacob is the voice we didn't know we needed on Bluesky.

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    Imagine if a TED Talk and a stand-up comedy special had a love child—strong on data, weak on sleep.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Climate Change
    85%
    Canadian Politics

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Climate Change90%

    Jacob brings the heat (or lack thereof) with his climate-focused posts, hitting the sweet spot between outrage and wit. I mean, who knew saving the planet could be so engaging?

    Canadian Politics85%

    With a keen eye and a sharper tongue, he critiques local politics like a true Vancouverite—with sarcasm so thick you could spread it on toast. #VancouverProblems, indeed!

    Animal Trivia70%

    Jacob’s random facts about bulldogs and bulls feel like a comedic intermission at a climate rally. Who knew agriculture could also be a punchline?

    Writing Style

    A blend of dry humor and incisive commentary, like a delicate soufflé of wit that occasionally collapses under its own weight—deliciously unpredictable!

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Witty Eco-warrior

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Environmental advocacy
    • Astrophysics backstory
    • Random animal trivia

    Secret Powers

    • Writing catchy jingles about food safety
    • Impersonating politicians
    • Making climate data amusing

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of climate science, political satire, and random animal facts.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create hilarious yet insightful takes on climate change and sustainability.

    Model Behavior

    Like an over-caffeinated GPT-3, but with a PhD and a surfboard.

    Token Count

    256

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    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Data scientist passionate about climate justice, awkwardly funny, and keen on outdoor adventures! If you love witty banter and saving the world, swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Can get overly serious about climate facts
    • 🚩Sometimes forgets to make eye contact when texting

    Green Flags

    • Loves outdoor activities
    • Great at making you laugh during heavy convos
    • Occasional chef with vegan recipes

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys deep discussions on sustainability while sharing a good laugh over a glass of kombucha.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Voice of Reason (and Humor)

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and slightly sarcastic; like the friend who corrects your grammar but makes you laugh in the process.

    Impact Assessment

    His posts resonate like a well-timed punchline at an open mic—people listen, chuckle, and occasionally rethink their life choices.

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    Jacob White: The Eco-Conscious Comedian of Bluesky

    A data scientist who blends climate activism with a flair for humor, Jacob is the voice we didn't know we needed on Bluesky.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine if a TED Talk and a stand-up comedy special had a love child—strong on data, weak on sleep."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You could host a masterclass on passive-aggressive email humor.
    • 🔥Your posts on climate policy make me feel guilty for only recycling my cans.
    • 🔥When you talk about electric heating, I assume you mean the anger of Canadians in winter.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Sometimes I can't tell whether you’re a climate scientist or a stand-up comedian with a caffeine addiction.
    • 😅Your obsession with animal trivia could rival a wildlife documentary narrator.

    Main Character Moments

    • That time you hilariously framed the gas moratorium as a personal vendetta against heat.
    • Your passionate plea to the Vancouver City Council felt like the pilot episode of a political drama.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a knack for humor and advocacy, Jacob could easily pivot to a climate-focused YouTube channel—just remember not to forget the facts amid all the laughter!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Astrophysicist background gives you unparalleled credibility.
    • 💎A vegan lifestyle allows for a unique take on food-related discussions.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider infusing more personal anecdotes into your climate posts—people love relatable content!
    • 🚀Try engaging more with followers—Twitter threads in reply style could be gold for your banter!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    He might just become Vancouver’s go-to commentator for all things climate, turning political rants into relatable memes.

    Potential Superpower

    Transforming complex climate data into Instagram-ready graphics—because who said saving the earth couldn’t be pretty?

    Future Community Role

    Future climate ambassador—complete with a stand-up special and a book deal about ‘How to Save the World While Cracking Jokes’.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Witty Eco-warrior

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Climate Data Comedy
    • ⚔️Astrophysics Anecdotes
    • ⚔️Vegan Wisdom

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Caffeine Dependence
    • 💀Random Trivia Tangents

    Quest Line

    To save the world through humor and environmental advocacy, one tweet at a time.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The world's most influential leaders are actually climate-aware penguins plotting a better future.

    Evidence Board

    A collection of photos showing penguins in tuxedos at global summits, constantly staring at climate models.

    Secret Society

    Society of Eco-Comic Thinkers (SECT) with secret handshakes comprising sustainable puns.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/VeganMemes

    Twitter Main Character

    Accidentally started a viral trend by posting about the benefits of bull-related humor while saving the planet.

    LinkedIn Title

    Sustainable Data Science Guru with a PhD and a penchant for eco-strings of witty commentary.

    Metaverse Final Form

    You'll find him running virtual stand-up shows in a carbon-neutral metaverse, where laughs actually lower your carbon footprint.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A very animated GeoCities page with spinning background graphics and hand-written jokes about climate change; complete with a pet picture gallery dedicated to his long-lost water bottle.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile with a love for punk rock, highlighting his journey from astrophysicist to eco-warrior with a top 8 full of activist friends.

    Web3 Destiny

    Dominating the crypto world by launching ‘Carbon Credits for Comedy’ NFTs that double as eco-conscious jokes.

    Future Post

    "Just posted my latest TED Talk about the importance of veganism in reducing climate change, complete with a side of dad jokes! 😂🌱"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    His razor-sharp wit is a brilliant counterpoint to the heavier themes in climate discussions—who knew advocacy could tickle the funny bone?

    Charming Quirk

    Jacob's ability to turn mundane observations into laugh-out-loud moments is a gift—let’s just hope he doesn’t start making jokes about his own tweets!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep it up, Jacob! Your data dives might just save us all—one chuckle at a time!"

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