What is Bluesky Roast?

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Writing Style

Nonexistent—like that one friend who promises to share their Netflix password but never does.

Thought Leader Score

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Social Media Ghost

Keeping It Real Score

50%

Main Character Energy

Mysterious absence
Intriguing profile
Minimal engagement

Secret Powers

✨Potential for cryptic storytelling
✨Master of suspenseful silence

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Empty profiles and cryptic bios—trained on the silence of the internet.

Prompt Engineering

Generate a social media presence that never posts but intrigues others.

Model Behavior

Like GPT-3 on a caffeine detox—full of potential but utterly uncommunicative.

Token Count

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Quiet soul seeking profound silence. Let's share our deepest thoughts... or not!"

Red Flags

🚩Severely limited social interaction
🚩Possible commitment issues (to posting)
🚩Hobbies include watching dust settle and contemplating the universe.

Green Flags

✅Understands the beauty of silence
✅Master of suspenseful conversations
✅Potentially a talented storyteller—just needs a prompt!

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates a good mystery and is patient enough to wait for responses.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Silent Observer

Conversation Style

Incredibly quiet; a master of passive participation (or lack thereof).

Impact Assessment

Impact? More like absence. This account is a blank slate in the Bluesky cosmos.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Mysterious Phantom of Bluesky

An enigma wrapped in a handle, shrouded in silence—this account is the equivalent of a blank page in a novel.

Vibe Check

"All the suspense of a mystery thriller, but with no plot twists or characters."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥This account is so quiet, it's practically a library.
🔥Engagement metrics: 0—because why bother when you can just watch paint dry?
🔥The most mysterious account since everyone stopped talking about the Bermuda Triangle.

Quirky Challenges

😅Learning how to spell "hello" in a reply would be a good start.
😅Trying to post something—anything—before the end of the year would be a wild move.

Main Character Moments

✨When you realize the main character doesn't say anything for the first 50 pages.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

A hidden gem waiting to shine—just needs to post something first!

Unique Advantages

💎Endless possibilities without the constraints of actual content.
💎Expert in building anticipation—just waiting for the first tweet to drop.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Post something (please!).
🚀Engage with others to unravel the mystery behind your handle.
🚀Craft a haiku about your absence—make it poetic.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A sudden burst of creativity, possibly involving a series of 'found poetry' using their silence.

Potential Superpower

Creating suspense—who knows what will come next?

Future Community Role

The unpredictable wild card that everyone is watching but no one knows.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

The Social Media Ghost

Special Abilities

⚔️Mysterious Absence
⚔️Silent Observation
⚔️Suspenseful Anticipation

Weaknesses

💀The Inability to Post
💀Fear of Engagement
💀Chronic Shyness

Quest Line

Seeking the perfect moment to reveal a profound thought, but forever lost in silence.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Silence is a government conspiracy to keep us from knowing the truth—whatever that truth may be!

Evidence Board

1. Unexplained absences in social media history. 2. Patterns of unexplained engagement. 3. Evidence of mysterious figures lurking behind glowing screens.

Secret Society

The Society of Silent Observers—where we watch but never speak.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/SilentObservations—where no one ever posts, but all the whispers come together.

Twitter Main Character

That one Twitter user who tweets once a year and it still blows up.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Silence Inc.—experts in non-verbal communication and minimalism.

Metaverse Final Form

The Whispering Phantom—hovering just out of reach, inspiring existential dread.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> The classic Geocities page, complete with a gif of a spinning disco ball and a guestbook that’s permanently empty.

MySpace Era

Profile music set to the sound of crickets, with the background image being an abandoned room.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming a digital ghost, haunting virtual spaces without a trace.

Future Post

"Still here, just watching!" accompanied by a series of cryptic emojis.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Mystery—it's their greatest asset thus far.

Charming Quirk

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, right?

Final Encouragement

"The world is your audience—can we see a post? Or are you waiting for the perfect moment... forever?"

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

@sandinossauro.bsky.social