What is Bluesky Roast?

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Pop Culture References70%

From 'What We Do In The Shadows' to vague indie pop references, Yolao flirts with the lines of relevance and confusion like it's a Tinder date gone wrong.

Soccer and Granada CF90%

An unwavering loyalty to Granada CF shines through every post, elevating 'Match Day' to a national holiday status in his personal calendar.

Existential Musings60%

Time is a flat circle, but so is Yolao’s train of thought as he explores life’s absurdities while trying to avoid adult responsibilities.

Writing Style

Yolao’s writing is a stream-of-consciousness ride through the hills of confusion, crafted with the precision of someone who’s had one too many espresso shots.

Thought Leader Score

40%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Perplexed Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Subjective humor that requires a decoder ring
Deep dives into the absurdity of daily life
Random bursts of passion for indie pop

Secret Powers

✨A knack for meme-worthy brevity
✨Unintentional deep takes on socio-political issues
✨Expertise in scheduling emotional crises around soccer matches

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Training Data

An eclectic mix of literary references, indie music tracks, soccer statistics, and existential musings.

Prompt Engineering

Construct deep, absurdly humorous observations on life while sprinkling in pop culture references.

Model Behavior

Like a mix between a quirky chatbot and your favorite philosophy professor who also loves memes.

Token Count

500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Seeking fellow wanderers in the abstract realms of thought and soccer. If you can appreciate existential dread with a side of indie pop, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent existential crises
🚩Overly intense soccer fandom
🚩Occasional incoherency in deep thoughts

Green Flags

✅Passionate about arts and culture
✅Appreciates humor in absurdity
✅Loves spontaneous adventures

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with my chaotic stream of consciousness while debating whether pizza toppings should be a matter of human rights.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Existential Soccer Fan

Conversation Style

Charming but chaotic, like a math quiz administered on a rollercoaster.

Impact Assessment

Contributes to a quirky, lively vibe that keeps followers guessing if they’ve wandered into a poetry reading or a soccer match.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Yolao: The Bluesky Apostle of Chaos

Dishing out half-baked thoughts with a side of existential dread and a sprinkle of sarcasm.

Vibe Check

"A delightful mess of obscure references, half-finished thoughts, and an unwavering love for Granada CF."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts like question marks in a world of exclamation points.
🔥Every deeper thought is followed by an equally confusing meme—it's a balance!
🔥'Today I felt like a philosopher...but only until half-past three.'

Quirky Challenges

😅Wrestling between profound thoughts and a tendency to drop the most obscure pop culture references.
😅Inconsistent engagement metrics suggest followers are still figuring out if they’re here for the witty banter or the latest soccer update.

Main Character Moments

✨Asking the real questions: "Que coño hace Narváez enterrado en San Sebastián?" Truly the voice of our generation.
✨Proclaiming his love for indie pop while simultaneously falling asleep—an art form!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With more sustained engagement, Yolao could become the Salvador Dali of Bluesky—a true avant-garde social media artist!

Unique Advantages

💎Natural humor that invites followers to engage in discourse, even if they’re left scratching their heads.
💎A genuine connection to culture that could easily transform into a niche fanbase if nurtured properly.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try to finish a thought before starting another—like, maybe just put a period in there occasionally?
🚀Consider diving deeper into topics that resonate, like indie pop, gaming, and soccer; those could use more exploration.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

I see a future where Yolao curates his chaos into a zine that might just break the internet—or at least go viral in a small circle of hipsters.

Potential Superpower

Becoming the go-to source for existential crises—he’ll have the market on that corner!

Future Community Role

The philosophical bard of Bluesky, weaving tales of sports and life that resonate long after the match ends.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Philosopher-Artist

Special Abilities

⚔️Impromptu Streams of Consciousness
⚔️Master of Absurdist Humor
⚔️Random Object Enthusiasm

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Every Single Thought
💀Inconsistent Follow-Through
💀Passionate but Distracted

Quest Line

To find meaning in the chaos of life while supporting Granada CF.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Granada CF is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe; every goal scored is a life lesson waiting to be learned.

Evidence Board

Patterns in soccer outcomes correlate with the phases of the moon; the conspiracy of the butanero is tied to urban vs rural living.

Secret Society

The Society of the Perpetually Confused: a collective for those asking life’s deepest questions while binge-watching shows.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialCrisis

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally becoming the spokesperson for incoherent thoughts about life and soccer, stirring dramatic debates.

LinkedIn Title

Creative director at 'The Institute of Chaotic Thought'—because who needs discipline when you have passion?

Metaverse Final Form

A figure in the metaverse crafting abstract art pieces that are solely inspired by soccer match stats and indie pop lyrics.

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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with a neon background featuring GIFs of soccer goals and a playlist of indie tracks.

MySpace Era

A profile decked out in soccer memorabilia with a top 8 list only featuring indie bands and classic philosophers.

Web3 Destiny

Ownership of digital assets tied to chaotic philosophical musings, possibly launching a crypto called 'YOLOcoin'.

Future Post

"Just had a profound realization about life while watching a Granada match—soccer is life, but also aren’t we all just waiting for the next song to play?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Yolao’s ability to blend pop culture and personal anecdotes creates a unique tapestry of absurdity that’s refreshing.

Charming Quirk

The charming juxtaposition of deep thoughts and whimsical ramblings makes every scroll a potential discovery.

Final Encouragement

"Keep the chaos flowing, Yolao! In a world full of perfectly polished content, your delightful absurdity is a breath of fresh air."

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