Carter encourages body positivity and self-acceptance like a motivational speaker who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Her posts are like that friend who tells you to love yourself before you love anyone else—preferably while wearing a sequined top.

Carter’s dating advice could fill a book titled ‘How to Avoid the Criminals of Love.’ Her no-nonsense approach to romance is the kind of brutal honesty that would make even your therapist raise an eyebrow.

Carter tackles politics with the ferocity of a lioness. Calling out Bernie Sanders fans must be her version of a spa day—getting rid of negativity, one post at a time. Just be careful not to invoke the wrath of the Bernie Bros!

From reflecting on old school chat rooms to critiquing Angelina Jolie’s parenting, Carter’s cultural observations are like a mixtape of nostalgia and shade. If there were awards for being culturally woke, she’d be holding the golden trophy in one hand and a glass of wine in the other.