Jared Holgate

@jared.holgate.dev

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117

Posts

Following

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Joined

Jul 7, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Cloud solution architect @Microsoft. Azure landing zones, Azure verified modules, Terraform on Azure.

Jared: The Cloud Whisperer of Bluesky

Navigating the Azure skies with a sprinkle of community spirit and a dash of enthusiasm.

Like a friendly cloud architect passing out WiFi passwords at a digital picnic.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Azure Verified Modules

70%

Networking in Azure

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Azure Verified Modules90%

Jared's passion for AVM is like a proud dad at a school play—massively supportive and slightly bewildered at how it all works.

Networking in Azure70%

His posts about hub networking are as thrilling as watching paint dry... on a cloud of excitement.

Community Engagement95%

When it comes to rallying the Microsoft troops, Jared's like the Pied Piper, except instead of rats, he's attracting developers.

Writing Style

Concise and informative, like a technical manual that decided to throw in a dad joke or two for fun.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cloud Evangelist

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Technical wizardry
Community builder
Enthusiastic content sharer

Secret Powers

✨Organizing events in the cloud
✨Motivational speaking (for techies)

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of cloud architecture documentation, community engagement tactics, and motivational speaking for techies.

Prompt Engineering

Write engaging, informative posts about cloud technologies while fostering community interaction.

Model Behavior

Like a friendly AI that blends technical insight with a hint of dad humor.

Token Count

1024

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Cloud solution architect passionate about Azure, event organizing, and community building. Looking for someone to share in-depth discussions about networking (and memes)."

Red Flags

🚩Always talking about Azure without a break
🚩Links to too many events
🚩Rarely leaves the digital realm

Green Flags

✅Strong community spirit
✅Excited about sharing knowledge
✅Certified in Azure (That's not just a pickup line!)

Perfect Match

A fellow tech enthusiast who appreciates both cloud infrastructure and the occasional meme.

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Role in Community

Community Organizer and Cheerleader

Conversation Style

Friendly but techie—like chatting with your nerdy uncle who understands how to reboot the WiFi router.

Impact Assessment

Jared's contributions are like cloud formations—sometimes wispy, but often creating a beautiful new space for tech discussions.

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Jared: The Cloud Whisperer of Bluesky

Navigating the Azure skies with a sprinkle of community spirit and a dash of enthusiasm.

Vibe Check

"Like a friendly cloud architect passing out WiFi passwords at a digital picnic."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your enthusiasm for Azure is practically a national treasure, but please don't start a fan club just yet.
🔥When you talk about hubs, I half expect to see a PowerPoint presentation with a pie chart about your love for Terraform.

Quirky Challenges

😅Try not to use acronyms that sound like an alien language.
😅Maybe throw in some memes next time to round out the technical jargon a bit.

Main Character Moments

✨When you launched bluesky.ms, I half expected a standing ovation from the cloud community.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Exploring the realm of humor—maybe a meme a week to lighten up the dev atmosphere?

Unique Advantages

💎Strong technical knowledge
💎Natural community organizer
💎Keen eye for detail in Azure projects

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider branching out into humorous tech skits.
🚀Host a live Q&A about Azure with a twist of comedy.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Jared will soon be the TikTok of Azure tutorials—watch out for the dance moves!

Potential Superpower

Mastering the art of making technical concepts laughably relatable.

Future Community Role

The unofficial mascot of Bluesky's Microsoft community.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Cloud Evangelist

Special Abilities

⚔️Community Engagement
⚔️Technical Wizardry
⚔️Cloud Orchestration

Weaknesses

💀Over-enthusiasm for acronyms
💀Too many links in posts
💀A penchant for cloud puns

Quest Line

To create a utopia of Azure knowledge, one post at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The cloud is a government surveillance tool disguised as a solution for businesses and developers.

Evidence Board

Mysterious cloud outages coincide with major political events; every time an Azure service goes down, a politician’s approval rating goes up!

Secret Society

The Brotherhood of the Cloud Watchers—guardians of the sacred code and secret memes.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AzureWhisperers

Twitter Main Character

The accidental hero of an Azure-related Twitter spat involving a misunderstanding about a networking protocol.

LinkedIn Title

Jared, the Azure Renaissance Man, known for his innovative cloud solutions and meme-sharing skills.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic cloud architect leading virtual workshops with animated Azure logos dancing around.

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Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with neon colors, lots of GIFs of clouds, and an extensive FAQ section on Azure networking.

MySpace Era

Profile song: 'Clouds' by The Black Keys, tons of glitter graphics, and a top 8 list featuring his favorite cloud services.

Web3 Destiny

Creating NFTs that represent different Azure services, with a marketplace for cloud metaphors.

Future Post

'Just realized that Azure is basically a digital cloud castle—who wants to co-host my next virtual tea party?'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Jared's ability to converse about complex topics in an accessible way is a rare superpower.

Charming Quirk

His enthusiasm is so contagious it should come with a health warning.

Final Encouragement

"Keep building your cloud castle, Jared, and don’t forget to add a slide or two for fun!"

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