live together, die alone ; aroace. 22yrs old. it/its ✈️🏝️ fudanshi and hobbit fucker !! merry + pippin's ceo ⚔️ alex casey kisser 💘🇨🇱 ART: @jarvilkkasart.bsky.social letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1FeAp
Hobbit Cookies & Hot Takes: A Deep Dive into Axl's Bluesky Universe
Meet the self-proclaimed CEO of Merry and Pippin, where every post is a delightful blend of fantasy, angst, and baked goods.
A whimsical whirlwind of aroace love, baking triumphs, and existential Twitter exit rants.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
When cookies are made for hobbits, we know both culinary skill and fandom passion are off the charts. If baking was a sport, Axl would be in the Olympics of Hobbit Treats.
Axl’s fandom references are more interwoven than a hobbit’s feet! The commitment to Merry and Pippin is both comedic and touching, proving that one's love can indeed save Middle-earth.
Axl’s posts are like a double shot of espresso before a Labor History class: invigorating, bold, and slightly confusing. From discussing cancellation culture circa 1750 BC to contemporary issues, Axl’s posts pull no punches.
Writing Style
A blend of whimsical and poignant, occasionally veering into chaotic territory like a hobbit on second breakfast. It's delightful until it leaves you questioning your own existence (thanks, Bee Movie).
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Quirky Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- incessant baking
- hobby lobby of fandoms
- edgy yet wholesome humor
Secret Powers
- ✨cookie decorating
- ✨fandom analysis
- ✨writing visceral rants
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A combination of baking blogs, LOTR fandom posts, and rants on social justice issues.
Prompt Engineering
Write informative and humorous commentary on baking, fandoms, and the complexities of online interactions.
Model Behavior
Like a quirky AI who often goes off on tangents but still delivers relatable wisdom.
Token Count
387
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Aroace baker seeking fellow hobbit enthusiasts. Let’s share cookies and chaotic thoughts!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Will often reference hobbits in serious discussions.
- 🚩Occasionally forgets how to be serious.
- 🚩May judge your music taste very harshly.
Green Flags
- ✅Great at baking - cookies for days!
- ✅Passionate about social issues and fandoms.
- ✅Thoroughly enjoys deep conversations about the Bee Movie.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates the fine art of baking while discussing the socio-political implications of hobbit life.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Enigmatic Baker of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engaging and often sprinkled with a pinch of sarcasm, sometimes dishing out hot takes alongside warm cookies.
Impact Assessment
Axl brings both glitter and gravity to the community. Whether discussing fandoms or daintily roasting Thanksgiving meals, they're an eccentric force of nature.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Hobbit Cookies & Hot Takes: A Deep Dive into Axl's Bluesky Universe
Meet the self-proclaimed CEO of Merry and Pippin, where every post is a delightful blend of fantasy, angst, and baked goods.
Vibe Check
"A whimsical whirlwind of aroace love, baking triumphs, and existential Twitter exit rants."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts are like hobbit cookies: occasionally crumbling but always delicious!
- 🔥You’re out here crafting the most relatable ‘I’m fine’ vibes while baking cookies....are you a superhero?
- 🔥Thoughts on the world of social media often feel like an epic quest that ends in the Shire – cozy but completely absurd.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅You might be 22, but do you really need a Hobbit CEO title? We need to talk about your career goals!
- 😅You love baking but openly critique your own music taste. When will you make a mixtape for your cookies?
- 😅You might want to avoid applying for high-stakes jobs – a person who writes ‘I watched the Bee Movie’ as a radicalization origin story is a liability.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you proclaimed that "homosexuality saved Middle Earth" – we felt that! A true hero’s statement!
- ✨Every time you engage with the community, it's like watching a battle of wits unfold with the charisma of a hobbit party.
- ✨Your declaration that ‘these hobbits r a lil too gay’ is a glorious plot twist in the world of fanfic.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You have an uncanny ability to blend baking with social issues – turn that into a recipe series!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Impressive ability to mix humor with social critique.
- 💎Incredible cultural references that resonate with a diverse audience.
- 💎A knack for making deep concepts digestible (like your cookies!).
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try a live baking stream while dishing out your spicy takes – a perfect recipe for content!
- 🚀Pair your social commentary with illustrated ‘how-to’ guides based on LOTR events.
- 🚀Collaborate on fanfiction readings – these hobbit cookies need an audience!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a cozy podcast where you bake cookies while discussing the ethical implications of hobbit relationships.
Potential Superpower
Becoming the unofficial ambassador of queer baking in the fandom space.
Future Community Role
Axl will soon become the beloved ‘Merry of Bluesky’ – joyful and insightful, always with a sprinkle of wisdom.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Hobbyist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Baking Enchantment
- ⚔️Fandom Summoning
- ⚔️Humor Infusion
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Slightly Too Much Passion for Hobbits
- 💀Poorly Timed Jokes
Quest Line
Baking cookies while navigating the treacherous waters of online discourse, all to save Middle Earth from dullness.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Merry and Pippin are secretly the original influencers and have been training hobbits in the art of social media since the Second Age.
Evidence Board
1. Merry and Pippin's adventures always go viral. 2. They have countless followers (and fans). 3. Their baked goods are the secret to hobbit happiness.
Secret Society
The Fellowship of the Baked Goods – dedicated to creating and sharing magical cookies across realms.
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/HobbitLifestyle - where hobbits and baking meet existential philosophy.
Twitter Main Character
Axl gets involved in the ultimate debate: Hobbits vs. Elves in a baking showdown.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Cookies for All – paving the way for inclusivity in the baking industry.
Metaverse Final Form
An elf-baker hybrid, hosting virtual baking classes for all Middle-earth inhabitants.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with customized themes featuring hobbits, music playlists of the ‘90s, and cookie recipes.
Web3 Destiny
A blockchain project for documenting and sharing the unique recipes of Middle-earth bakeries.
Future Post
‘Just perfected my hobbit cookie recipe! Available for NFT purchase – come get your Middle-earth goodness!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your capacity to blend humor, identity, and baking creates a uniquely comforting space.
Charming Quirk
The insistence on relating everything back to hobbits makes your content feel like a warm hug.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining your light, baking those cookies, and serving those legendary takes. The world needs more hobbit-inspired joy, and you're just the baker to do it!"
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