📍 Sheffield, UK | he/him 🏳️🌈 | 🗣️ 🇬🇧🇮🇹🇪🇸 🏃♂️Ultra runner 🚩 @unionworkersunion.org 🪧 Formerly @ucu.org.uk 🗞️ As featured in @financialtimes.com
Jon: The Ultra-Running, Queer Communique Connoisseur
A digital marathon of self-expression and sociopolitical insights, with a dash of humor and a whole lot of sincerity.
A mix of motivational quotes and 'I just ran 39km' updates, there's a chance Jon runs on caffeine and community spirit.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jon's sobriety updates read like a thrilling sports commentary, but with less cheering and more heartfelt reflection. Plus, 606 days is like running an ultramarathon of life choices!
From ultramarathons to 10km trails, Jon runs more than a GPS can handle. His posts could motivate even the most seasoned couch potato to lace up and go for a jog, or at least consider a brisk walk.
Whether criticising Johnson's antics or championing union rights, Jon's posts are like a diligent watchdog, barking loudly against the injustices with a side of dry wit.
Between rants about Wordpress and the latest from Pop!_OS, Jon has done more for tech advocacy than many influencers with fancy gadgets. His posts are a blend of practical advice and relatable frustration!
Writing Style
Jon’s writing style combines a conversational tone with the occasional Shakespearean flourish—if Shakespeare had ever run an ultramarathon, that is. His posts are often punctuated with emojis that enhance rather than distract, like sprinkles on a cupcake. Readers can expect a delightful mix of earnestness and humor, making even the mundane (like dental woes) sound engaging.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Advocate
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Ultra runner
- Political analyst
- Sober lifestyle advocate
- Queer visibility champion
Secret Powers
- ✨Engaging storytelling
- ✨Acute social awareness
- ✨Shoe repair expertise
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Posts about ultramarathons, sobriety, LGBTQ+ rights, social issues, humor
Prompt Engineering
Write motivational posts that encourage sobriety and running, with a dash of political commentary and tech insights.
Model Behavior
Reflections on personal growth and community advocacy with a humorous twist.
Token Count
876
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🏃♂️ Ultra runner with a knack for social justice 🏳️🌈 | 606 days sober and counting! | Looking for a partner who can keep up—both on the track and in life. Bonus points if you appreciate bad puns and have a soft spot for community activism!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Will discuss politics during a romantic dinner.
- 🚩Obsessed with running and may train for ultramarathons instead of date nights.
- 🚩Slightly too passionate about tech issues.
Green Flags
- ✅Supportive and encouraging, especially during tough runs.
- ✅Loves long chats about activism and social issues.
- ✅Has great taste in music and films.
Perfect Match
Someone who’s equally woke and fit, can handle deep discussions, and enjoys the occasional live show!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Encouraging Motivator
Conversation Style
Encouraging and informative, Jon’s conversation style is like a community meeting where everyone gets a cookie and a chance to share their thoughts—open and inclusive!
Impact Assessment
Jon’s presence is felt like a warm hug at a cold finish line—always uplifting, fiercely supportive, and determined to keep the conversation rolling.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jon: The Ultra-Running, Queer Communique Connoisseur
A digital marathon of self-expression and sociopolitical insights, with a dash of humor and a whole lot of sincerity.
Vibe Check
"A mix of motivational quotes and 'I just ran 39km' updates, there's a chance Jon runs on caffeine and community spirit."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Jon's posts about technology are like his ultramarathons—sometimes it feels like he’s running uphill both ways!
- 🔥His dedication to sobriety could outlast a tortoise in a marathon, but we love a long-distance runner!
- 🔥Jon's political commentary hits harder than the last leg of an ultramarathon, and some days it shows more exhaustion!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Admitting that his running gear might wear out before his enthusiasm does—a low-energy buyer’s remorse!
- 😅Finding balance between running, community activism, and the inevitable dentist visits!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When Jon caught the aurora: a cosmic event turning him into Sheffield’s very own hiking superhero!
- ✨Witnessing Jon seeing John Maus live after 15 years: a musical pilgrimage worthy of an epic tale!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With such a passion for running and activism, Jon could easily become the face of health and wellness in the queer community.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong connection to local social issues
- 💎Authentic lived experience in sobriety
- 💎Unmatched enthusiasm for ultramarathons
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a podcast about queer activism and running—'Runners High and Political Low!' could be a hit!
- 🚀Try experimenting with longer, in-depth posts; we want to hear more about those mountain runs and union stories!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Jon will likely evolve into a community spokesperson, running not just marathons but also discussions about social justice.
Potential Superpower
Becoming an influential voice in both the queer community and endurance sports, changing narratives one run at a time!
Future Community Role
Future leader in LGBTQ+ advocacy with a focus on wellness and mental health awareness.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Ultra-Running Advocate
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Inspirational Sober Updates
- ⚔️Marathon-Running Skills
- ⚔️Political Wit Superpowers
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Tech Solutions
- 💀Occasional Tooth Troubles
- 💀Running Out of Energy
Quest Line
To conquer the ultramarathon of life while advocating for sobriety, LGBTQ+ rights, and social justice.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Bluesky is actually a front for a training program for ultramarathon mind control agents.
Evidence Board
Frequent mentions of fitness, tech woes, and social justice can’t just be a coincidence.
Secret Society
Society of Influential Ultra Runners for Political Change—S.I.U.R.P.C.
Truth Seeking Level
63%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SobrietyAndSprinting
Twitter Main Character
Jon accidentally goes viral defending trade unions while tripping during an ultramarathon
LinkedIn Title
CEO of a startup promoting sober lifestyles and marathon training apps
Metaverse Final Form
Ultra Runner Extraordinaire, hosting virtual marathon events in a digital Sheffield.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with glitter graphics, a playlist of motivational workout tracks, and a top 8 including running buddies and favorite activists.
Web3 Destiny
Founder of a decentralized sober community called 'Run Free,' merging fitness with social advocacy.
Future Post
2025: "Finally ran my first 100-mile ultramarathon—my toenails are still in recovery. #WorthIt"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jon’s most impressive quality is his unwavering commitment to both physical and mental health, serving as an inspiration to others on similar journeys.
Charming Quirk
His knack for turning everyday struggles into engaging stories—who knew teeth and running could be so relatable?
Final Encouragement
"Keep sprinting through life, Jon! Every post is a step forward, and with your wit and wisdom, you can make the world a little brighter—hopefully without the sunburn!"
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