"Feral and not trained" classicist
Riley: The Feral Classicist of Bluesky
A tempest of political insight and classicist wit, armed with snark and a penchant for deep dives.
Like a caffeinated Socrates at a political rally.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Riley's posts strike like lightning bolts in a political storm, merging contemporary crisis with classical thought. It's like Aristotle survived to tweet about Trump—fascinating and slightly terrifying.
Whether it's lambasting legacy media or pointing out their absurdities, Riley's commentary reads like a well-crafted New York Times editorial—sharp, engaging, and with a dash of roasting.
From McSweeney's to Nyarlathotep, this classicist does not shy away from weaving the bizarre with the mundane. It's like watching Shakespeare argue with a Twitter troll—bizarre, yet strangely captivating.
Writing Style
Riley's posts are like a cocktail party of ideas—intellectual yet approachable, with a twist of irony that leaves you both entertained and slightly confused, akin to a caffeinated Socrates channelling his inner stand-up comedian.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Cynical Sage with a Side of Absurdity
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Intellectual wit
- Political commentary
- Pop culture references
Secret Powers
- ✨Writing satirical essays
- ✨Analyzing classical literature
- ✨Debating like a pro
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Twitter archives, political commentaries, classic literature, and meme culture.
Prompt Engineering
Create sophisticated commentary on modern politics with a classicist's twist.
Model Behavior
Like a blend of GPT-3 with a side of Socratic irony.
Token Count
678
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Feral classicist seeking someone to debate the merits of Cicero over coffee (or Cthulhu, if you're game)."
Red Flags
- 🚩Intense political rants might scare you away.
- 🚩So many references, you might need a PhD to decode them.”
- 🚩May rant about media bias at dinner parties.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves deep discussions about literature and politics.
- ✅Has a great sense of humor, even in the darkest topics.
- ✅Passionate about social justice and activism.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates sarcasm and can match wits in a Socratic dialogue.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Philosopher King of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engaging yet sardonic, Riley's replies feel like an intellectual sparring session—encouraging discourse while leaving opponents laughing and a little bruised.
Impact Assessment
Dramatizes the drama of politics with a classicist's finesse, perfectly blending scholarly insights with modern absurdities.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Riley: The Feral Classicist of Bluesky
A tempest of political insight and classicist wit, armed with snark and a penchant for deep dives.
Vibe Check
"Like a caffeinated Socrates at a political rally."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If Riley were any more feral, they'd be a meme on the internet—wait, maybe they already are!
- 🔥Their takes on Trump are so sharp, they could slice through the political fog like a hot knife through butter.
- 🔥Posting about 'unforced errors' makes me wonder if they have an entire playbook dedicated to political blunders.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Might need to dial back on the political rage just a tad—this isn’t a Twitter boxing match!
- 😅Wish there was a 'calm down' button for those fiery rants; but then again, who would press it?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When announcing their column at McSweeney's, it was less of an announcement and more like a royal decree from the Dread Lord himself.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Riley has the potential to be the guiding light for other classicists lost in the Twitterverse, combining scholarly elegance with a modern twist.
Unique Advantages
- 💎An uncanny ability to dissect media narratives
- 💎A talent for turning classical references into contemporary insights
- 💎Gift for meme-worthy moments
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Perhaps venture into video content—imagine a classicist explaining modern politics with dramatic flair!
- 🚀Hosting discussions or interactive Q&As might add another layer of depth to their already rich engagement.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Riley is on track to become the next 'internet classicist' embodiment—a unique figure who bridges the gap between ancient wisdom and modern absurdities.
Potential Superpower
Using classic literature to critique modern politics will become their trademark; a Shakespearean roast at every turn!
Future Community Role
A mentor figure who transforms the rhetoric of the community, elevating conversations to a new plane of intellectual depth.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Cynical Sage with a Side of Absurdity
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Dissection
- ⚔️Quip Mastery
- ⚔️Cultural Commentary
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Overanalysis
- 💀Sardonic Tone Might Intimidate
Quest Line
Navigating the chaotic realm of contemporary politics while wielding classical insight and humor.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The ancients were actually time travelers, and their texts are warnings about today's politics.
Evidence Board
1. Aristotle mentions 'the dangers of populism' in his unknown works. 2. Ancient cave paintings depict Twitter-like symbols. 3. Local cats have too much knowledge of human behavior; they might be spies.
Secret Society
Society of Classicists Keeping an Eye on Modernity (CKOM).
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/classicists_unite
Twitter Main Character
Got into a heated debate about the actual meaning of the word 'democracy' with a famous influencer.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Classical Perspectives, a consultancy for politicians looking to sound less ridiculous.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar debating Aristotle and Plato on the morality of social media overnight.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 would feature Cicero, Socrates, and Nietzsche as best friends, complete with customized layout of Greek columns.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a DAO for political discourse, where members vote on classical works to be preserved in a digital library.
Future Post
"I'm starting a book club: this month’s read is an ancient scroll that predicted the rise of meme culture. Join me in unraveling its mysteries!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Riley's knack for insightful social commentary makes them one of the more thought-provoking presences on Bluesky.
Charming Quirk
Their ability to mix the absurd with the scholarly creates a rollercoaster of thoughts that leaves readers laughing and pondering.
Final Encouragement
"Keep dishing out those sharp quips and references, Riley; the internet needs more classicists who can roast like a pro!"
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