Jake (formerly jake_ellsworth on the old place)

@jellsworth.bsky.social

Followers

108

Posts

Following

145

Packs

Joined

Jun 14, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Dog father, volunteer dog walker at local humane society, Cyclones, Packers owner, and STL Cardinals fan, and future Rivian owner

Jake: The Dog-Walking, Cyclone-Cheering Maestro of Bluesky

Jake's posts are like a warm dog hug: delightful, a bit chaotic, and always leave you wagging your tail for more.

If enthusiasm were a currency, Jake would be a billionaire with a dog park named after him.

88%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Dog Walking Adventures

90%

Cyclones Fandom

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Dog Walking Adventures95%

Every post is a heartwarming tale of adventure with a gaggle of dogs—because what better way to bond with your four-legged pals than under the watchful eyes of raccoons?

Cyclones Fandom90%

Jake’s loyalty to the Cyclones is palpable, and his commentary makes you feel like you're watching from the bleachers—except you’re in sweatpants at home, and he’s living it up with the team spirit!

Internet Memes85%

His meme game is strong, combining cultural references with dog's lives—who knew a parks-and-rec-style rebranding of fluoride could lead to viral gold?

Writing Style

Jake has a delightful mix of sincerity and whimsy, often punctuating serious dog-walking chronicles with unexpected bursts of humor. It's like a dog running full speed into a puddle—joyful and slightly messy!

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Neighborhood Dog Whisperer

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Passionate dog lover
Obsessed with Cyclones sports
Meme curator extraordinaire

Secret Powers

✨Dog rating expert
✨Master of sports commentary
✨Unintentional comedian

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Training Data

A mix of dog memes, local sports updates, and heartfelt dog-walking anecdotes.

Prompt Engineering

Generate content about dog walking and sports fandom while maintaining a humorous yet sincere tone.

Model Behavior

Like a quirky blend of your favorite neighborhood pet expert and an overzealous sports commentator.

Token Count

4200

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Bio

"Dog father who loves long walks with canines and critiquing sports from the comfort of my couch. Looking for someone who will appreciate my dog memes and Cyclone spirit!"

Red Flags

🚩May show excessive enthusiasm about Cyclones.
🚩Possibly overly invested in dog ratings.

Green Flags

✅Volunteers at a humane society.
✅Loves dogs more than most people.

Perfect Match

A fellow dog lover who can tolerate sports commentary and appreciates a good meme.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Local Dog-Sphere Champion

Conversation Style

Engaging yet casual, often peppered with clever references. He’s the kind of friend who texts you memes while walking dogs, likely with some raccoon commentary.

Impact Assessment

Jake enriches the Bluesky community with his heartwarming posts; he’s the guy you want on your trivia team when the topic is ‘Dogs and Cyclones’.

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Jake: The Dog-Walking, Cyclone-Cheering Maestro of Bluesky

Jake's posts are like a warm dog hug: delightful, a bit chaotic, and always leave you wagging your tail for more.

Vibe Check

"If enthusiasm were a currency, Jake would be a billionaire with a dog park named after him."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Loves the Cyclones like they’re a rescue dog that just won a Nobel Prize in Barking.
🔥Posts more about dogs than most people step outside in a week—Jake, it’s not the walks, it’s the quantity!

Quirky Challenges

😅Might want to diversify from raccoon sightings—how about some dog selfies without the nocturnal wildlife?
😅We get it, you love dogs, but let’s leave some space for actual dog content and maybe a few less Cyclones posts, Jake.

Main Character Moments

✨When he rated Mr. Sparks with '14/10 impeccable pawsture', you could practically hear the choir of adoring dog fans in the background.
✨His Parks and Rec reference on rebranding fluoride was a moment where Internet culture met animal welfare—true main character energy.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Explore more dog memes beyond the classics—get wild, Jake!

Unique Advantages

💎Unmatched dog knowledge
💎Relatable sports fandom
💎Natural flair for comedy

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Mix in some local dog park escapades to balance the Cyclones chatter. Give the dogs their moment in the spotlight!
🚀Consider live-tweeting your dog walks for maximum engagement (raccoons, beware!).

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Jake to become the go-to guru for dog-centric sports commentary—‘Who let the dogs out at halftime?’

Potential Superpower

A knack for transforming mundane dog walks into epic adventures—think of him as a canine Neil Gaiman!

Future Community Role

He’ll be the unofficial ambassador for the dog-loving Cyclones fandom, bridging the world of pets and sports like never before.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Compassionate Canine Crusader

Special Abilities

⚔️Expert Dog Walker
⚔️Cyclone Cheerleader
⚔️Meme Machine

Weaknesses

💀Overenthusiasm for Cyclones
💀Tendency to attract raccoons
💀Dog-related distractions

Quest Line

To walk every dog at the humane society while keeping the Cyclones' spirits high!

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The local raccoons are secretly coordinating with the humane society dogs to take over the dog walking operation.

Evidence Board

Raccoons are always lurking during dog walks; the rise in dog adoption numbers coincides with raccoon sightings.

Secret Society

The Order of Raccoon Watchers: a group dedicated to monitoring raccoon behavior during dog walks and Cyclone games.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DogSports

Twitter Main Character

Jake became the hero of a viral raccoon video while walking his dogs.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Paws and Play': a company that merges dog walking with sports commentary.

Metaverse Final Form

A wizard with a dog companion who gives sports updates while casting spells to protect his pack!

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities profile filled with animated dog gifs and Cyclone pride—background music: 'Who Let the Dogs Out.'

MySpace Era

A heavily customized MySpace with a dog slideshow, Cyclones theme song, and top 8 for dog friends.

Web3 Destiny

Jake becomes a cryptocurrency guru in the dog walking space, trading 'DoggiesCoin' for sports memorabilia.

Future Post

'Just walked a Golden Retriever named MVP while the Cyclones secured another win! What a day!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Jake’s infectious enthusiasm and dog-loving spirit make his feed an absolute delight to scroll through.

Charming Quirk

His uncanny ability to blend dog narratives with sports commentary is a true gift to us all.

Final Encouragement

"Keep walking those dogs, cheering on your Cyclones, and crafting memes, Jake! Your audience is here for all of it—after all, who needs therapy when you have dogs and sports?"

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