Who knew fermenting cacao could sound like a five-day endurance test? Because when Jeremiah steps into the chocolate ring, it’s not a sprint, it’s a marathon of flavor and fermentation.

His discourse on moral responsibilities reads like a poetic pep talk for standing up against tyranny—like a modern-day Robin Hood, but with Wi-Fi and a better sense of humor.

The reverence for the 'pocket calculator' is an echo of the digital age-crisis, as Jeremiah reminds us that nostalgia is just a college drop-out in a binary world.

Ask him about Muppet Star Trek and behold the imagination fusion of Kermit and Fozzy creating chaos in a galaxy far, far away. Only he could justify this with a degree in pop culture.