Jeremy Pattison

@jeremypattison.bsky.social

Followers

224

Posts

182

Following

228

Packs

Joined

Oct 28, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

HE | Sixth form colleges | formerly IfG

Jeremy Pattison: The Bluesky Bureaucrat with a Sense of Humor

Navigating the serious world of politics with a light-hearted touch.

Think of him as the witty civil servant you never knew you needed.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Government and Politics

80%

Transportation Issues

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Government and Politics90%

Jeremy's posts on political topics mix dry wit with sharp analysis, sometimes making the most mundane topics feel like a British dramedy.

Transportation Issues80%

From grumbling about SWR to celebrating Delay Repay, he captures the tragicomic essence of public transport woes.

Educational Policies75%

He advocates for contextual university offers like a knight for a cause, but with fewer sword fights and more spreadsheets.

Pop Culture References70%

Sprinkled with cheeky references, like being knocked out by a sandwich, Jeremy’s blend of personal anecdotes makes serious topics digestible.

Writing Style

Jeremy's posts are like a well-brewed cup of British tea: slightly bitter, a splash of humor, and often accidentally steeped too long in bureaucracy.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Observer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Political insights with a dash of humor
Quirky questions about everyday life
Intermittent sandwich-related anecdotes

Secret Powers

✨Uncovering the absurdities of bureaucracy
✨Master of the witty one-liner
✨Deciphering government policies without a thesaurus

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Political analysis, pop culture references, and sandwich anecdotes

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty political commentary with an affectionate tone

Model Behavior

Like a sarcastic British comedian with a master’s in political science

Token Count

750

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Political aficionado looking to make sense of life’s absurdities one witty comment at a time. Must enjoy sandwiches and sarcasm as much as I do!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequently gets lost in political tangents
🚩Might roast you in public debates

Green Flags

✅Passionate about educating others
✅Can turn a dull topic into a comedy set

Perfect Match

Someone who can outsmart my witticisms and appreciates the finer points of bureaucracy.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Insightful Commentator

Conversation Style

Engages like a pub quiz master—clever, occasionally disruptive, and always with a pint of good humor at hand.

Impact Assessment

He brings levity to serious discussions, ensuring the Bluesky community doesn’t forget that even politics can be chuckle-worthy.

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Jeremy Pattison: The Bluesky Bureaucrat with a Sense of Humor

Navigating the serious world of politics with a light-hearted touch.

Vibe Check

"Think of him as the witty civil servant you never knew you needed."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts more about politics than your auntie posts about her cats.
🔥If his sarcasm was an Olympic sport, he’d definitely compete—likely for Team UK.
🔥More political threads than a haberdasher on speed dial.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could benefit from more memes—politics needs the occasional cat GIF for relief.
😅His sandwich saga has a sequel potential no one asked for.
😅Needs to remember that not every conversation has to be as loaded as a government budget report.

Main Character Moments

✨That time Gregg Wallace knocked his sandwich out of his hand—talk about the true cost of celebrity!
✨When he turned a simple question about Calpol into a philosophical debate about childhood nostalgia.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Jeremy could dive deeper into the meme culture of politics, potentially creating viral posts combining humor with policy.

Unique Advantages

💎His knack for mixing sarcasm with intellect could create a fresh take on political commentary.
💎Strong community connections can pivot his posts from personal anecdotes to shared societal commentary.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider using visuals or memes to elevate his posts—every satirical politician needs a good GIF or two.
🚀Branch out into video content where his dry humor can shine—who wouldn't want to see a TikTok of him discussing political absurdities?

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Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Jeremy will become the go-to meme maker for political commentary, merging wit with viral culture.

Potential Superpower

Crafting poignant social critiques wrapped in humor, making him the unexpected ambassador for relatable politics.

Future Community Role

He’ll evolve into a community figure who not only comments but also creates engaging content that draws in younger audiences.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Political Observer

Special Abilities

⚔️Wit of the Wisecrack
⚔️Sardonic Observations
⚔️Bureaucratic Banter

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Sandwiches
💀Occasional Political Meltdown
💀A penchant for long-winded explanations

Quest Line

Navigating the labyrinth of British politics while hilariously critiquing the absurdity of life.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

There’s a secret society of bureaucrats who communicate through sandwiches as metaphors for public policy.

Evidence Board

Citations from lost spreadsheets and overflowing lunch pails.

Secret Society

The League of Sarnie Scholars

Truth Seeking Level

82%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PoliticalSatire

Twitter Main Character

Arguing with a bot about the validity of his sandwich-related tragedies.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Misguided Sandwiches and Bureaucratic Affairs

Metaverse Final Form

A sentient sandwich that critiques government inefficiencies.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with a mix of HTML and sandwich recipes, proudly displaying ‘I Love Politics’ gifs.

MySpace Era

Complete with a top 8 featuring famous politicians and a playlist of protest songs.

Web3 Destiny

An NFT collection of humorous political insights and sandwich-themed digital art.

Future Post

Just attended a meeting where we discussed the implications of an unexpected sandwich shortage in Westminster.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His ability to merge humor with serious topics makes him a refreshing presence in the often stuffy world of politics.

Charming Quirk

His obsession with sandwiches adds a uniquely relatable touch—who can’t relate to losing lunch to celebrity mischief?

Final Encouragement

"Keep the wit sharp and the sandwiches close, Jeremy—after all, every good political discourse needs a side of humor!"

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