Gen X gay progressive, clinical research nurse, music enthusiast (especially old school female rappers and Kylie Minogue). Books, mobile games. *he/him
Jerome Glassman: King of Bluesky Roasts and Old-School Jams
A Gen X progressive with a heart for music and a knack for sizzling hot takes.
Imagine a cool uncle at a family BBQ, serving up both teriyaki chicken and existential dread.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jerome's no fan of the Orange Menace or Elon Musk; he brings the righteous ire of a thousand Progressive Twitter threads.
From Roxanne Shante to Mariah Carey, Jerome's music taste is so on point, Spotify should offer him a job as a curator.
His mobile game recommendations shift from 'Dungeon Clawler' to 'Balling Out,' showcasing an eclectic taste that’s as varied as his playlist.
Writing Style
Short and sharp, like a well-timed one-liner. It's clear Jerome believes brevity is the soul of wit, often packing a punch in just a few words.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Activist
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about music
- Fiercely progressive
- Charmingly self-deprecating
Secret Powers
- ✨Flair for clever comebacks
- ✨Curating nostalgic playlists
- ✨Persuasive debate skills
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of memes, progressive politics, and classic music journalism, sprinkled with humor and personality assessments.
Prompt Engineering
Generate a humorous, yet insightful analysis based on a social media user's posts and interactions.
Model Behavior
Highly opinionated with a penchant for music and cultural criticism, balancing sarcasm with earnest advocacy.
Token Count
8000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Seeking a partner who loves old-school rap, enjoys deep political discussions, and can name every Kylie Minogue song. Must appreciate a good roast and not be afraid to call out Drake. Bonus points for music trivia!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Long rants about tariffs at dinner parties.
- 🚩Tendency to over-ask for starter packs.
- 🚩Has a playlist dedicated to 'Songs That Never Get Old',' which might mean they're stuck in the 90s.
Green Flags
- ✅Knows all the lyrics to Salt-N-Pepa's hits.
- ✅Passionately discusses the importance of body positivity.
- ✅Always ready for a game night with great iOS game recommendations.
Perfect Match
Someone who can match my love for music and activism, enjoys witty banter, and doesn't mind a sprinkle of existential dread during a late-night snack.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sage of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engages like a lively dinner guest, sharing spicy commentary while also inviting others to the table for discussions.
Impact Assessment
Jerome's contributions to the community vibe are like the perfect seasoning—essential for flavoring the whole dish.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jerome Glassman: King of Bluesky Roasts and Old-School Jams
A Gen X progressive with a heart for music and a knack for sizzling hot takes.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a cool uncle at a family BBQ, serving up both teriyaki chicken and existential dread."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Jerome's tweets are like the 'Best Of' album of hot takes—everyone loves them, but they do tend to repeat a bit.
- 🔥His posts are so spicy they might just set off the smoke alarms in the moderation office.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Can we talk about his obsession with asking for starter packs like he’s at an online buffet? We get it—who doesn’t want a curated life?
- 😅Jerome might need a little help with his game choices; 'Balatro' might not be the worst game ever, just not his vibe.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring himself God while converting churches into Planned Parenthoods? Just a casual Tuesday for Jerome!
- ✨His tweets about Drake's embarrassing escapades make it feel like Jerome has a front-row seat to a reality show—‘Keeping Up with the Rappers’
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he focused on fewer topics, Jerome's expertise could shine even brighter—think 'Music Guru' rather than 'Jack of All Trades.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep understanding of pop culture
- 💎Ability to spark engaging conversations
- 💎A talent for articulating progressive issues concisely
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider weekly music recommendations as a themed series—'Throwback Thursdays with Jerome' could be a hit!
- 🚀More polls and questions to engage followers can transform him from a sage to a community leader.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Jerome will likely morph into the go-to source for intersectional commentary, blending music and activism into a fresh narrative.
Potential Superpower
Crafting the most engaging threads on social media—his posts may soon become legendary.
Future Community Role
He could easily become the Bluesky ambassador for progressive values, rallying the community to uplift one another with refreshing takes.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Progressive Musician-Warrior
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Hot Takes
- ⚔️Political Roast Specialist
- ⚔️Old School Vibes Connoisseur
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Game Choices
- 💀Chronic Starter Pack Requester
- 💀The Drake Stanning Trap
Quest Line
Unearth the intersection of music and activism to defeat the forces of mediocrity in pop culture.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The music industry is secretly run by a council of Gen X hip-hop enthusiasts disguised as label executives.
Evidence Board
1. The resurgence of 90s music in current playlists. 2. Outrageously coordinated appearances of Kylie Minogue and Roxanne Shante at similar events. 3. Drake's songs containing subliminal messages about how to truly enjoy good music.
Secret Society
The Fellowship of Timeless Beats—dedicated to preserving and promoting the impact of classic hip hop and dance music.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/OldSchoolRap
Twitter Main Character
The one who started a thread titled 'Why Drake is Actually the Worst but We Keep Listening,' leading to a month-long debate.
LinkedIn Title
Cultural Critic and Music Consultant – focused on progressive values and musical integrity in modern media.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic DJ at the virtual clubs of the future, spinning only the finest tracks while hosting debates on music ethics.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
MySpace profile decked out in sparkly graphics, featuring a playlist of every hip-hop classic from his high school years, topped with a 'Trendy Progressivism' theme.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralizing force in the music industry, using blockchain to distribute royalties to all artists fairly while launching a nostalgic NFT line featuring classic music videos.
Future Post
'Just discovered a remix of Roxanne's Revenge featuring Drake and I'm confused and slightly offended. Can we stop ruining classics, please?'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jerome's sharp wit and genuine passion for music make him a standout character on Bluesky.
Charming Quirk
His playful, self-aware humor adds a delightful twist to every topic he tackles, making even serious issues feel relatable.
Final Encouragement
"Keep the beats rolling and the roasts coming, Jerome! The world is your stage, and your followers are here for every punchy encore."
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