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    Jérôme Vallès 🍁φ‬

    @jeromev.bsky.social

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    Tu dis « Je vois le mal et je veux le remède. Je cherche le levier, et je suis Archimède. » Le remède est ceci : Fais le bien. Le levier, le voici : Tout aimer et ne rien envier. Homme, veux-tu trouver le vrai? Cherche le juste. Si vis pacem, age pacem.

    Jérôme Vallès: The Archimedes of Bluesky Roasts

    With a pen mightier than Macron's sword, Jérôme critiques while crafting a cult following.

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    A mix of passionate politics and playful jabs, like a French bistro serving café au lait with a side of political roast.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Discourse
    85%
    French Governance

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Discourse90%

    Jérôme approaches political commentary like a gloved surgeon; deft, precise, and unafraid to cut deep into Macron's policies.

    French Governance85%

    He discusses French governance with the fervor of a football fan at the World Cup, passionately dissecting plays and penalties alike.

    Cultural Commentary80%

    With a nod to philosophy and history, he spins cultural critiques that challenge both the past and the present, like a modern-day Archimedes in a digital bath.

    Writing Style

    Jérôme’s posts read like a well-cooked French dish: layered, rich, and occasionally a bit too spicy for the average palate.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Provocateur

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Deep political insights
    • Endearing sarcasm
    • Philosophical reflections

    Secret Powers

    • Political meme creation
    • Witty one-liners
    • Unironically quoting Pif Gadget

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political discourse, cultural critiques, philosophical reflections, and French politics.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write posts that blend sarcasm with deep political insight while occasionally quoting ancient philosophers.

    Model Behavior

    Conversationally insightful with a touch of dry humor, resembling a mix between a wise sage and a cheeky social commentator.

    Token Count

    250

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Philosopher by day, political critic by night. Looking for someone who loves deep conversations, enjoys a bit of sarcasm, and believes laughter can change the world. Bonus points if you can quote Pif Gadget!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Might get too intense about politics during dinner.
    • 🚩Frequently compares leaders to literary characters.
    • 🚩Has strong opinions about the color of the sky.

    Green Flags

    • Loves deep political discussions over coffee.
    • Can find humor in social injustice.
    • Appreciates good memes and witty banter.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys both intellectual debates and spontaneous adventures, with a side of political memes.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Political Satirist and Philosopher

    Conversation Style

    Dives into discussions like a cat into a box: all enthusiasm and no fear of getting a little messy.

    Impact Assessment

    Jérôme stirs up the community like a good café au lait—rich and invigorating, prompting both laughter and reflection.

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    Jérôme Vallès: The Archimedes of Bluesky Roasts

    With a pen mightier than Macron's sword, Jérôme critiques while crafting a cult following.

    Vibe Check

    "A mix of passionate politics and playful jabs, like a French bistro serving café au lait with a side of political roast."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Always manages to sound like he graduated top of his class at the School of Snark.
    • 🔥Could turn a grocery list into a Politburo meeting if he really wanted to.
    • 🔥The only thing sharper than his wit is his critique of Macron.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Excessive use of political jargon—make it a bit less 'Philosophy 101' and more 'Let’s go to the pub'!
    • 😅Need to find a balance between 'intellectual depth' and 'Twitter scroll fatigue.'

    Main Character Moments

    • When he proclaimed he could topple the government just by joining Bluesky—talk about confidence!
    • The time he compared Macron to a 'marquis without a cause'—truly the poetic justice we didn't know we needed.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a knack for satire, he could easily escalate from influencer to cultural icon if he embraced more visual content.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong grasp of current events trends.
    • 💎Skill in blending humor with serious topics.
    • 💎Charisma that could turn debates into monologues.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try throwing in some memes—because who doesn’t love a good meme?
    • 🚀Experiment with video posts that showcase his passion—less tweeting, more talking!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Jérôme might evolve into a fully-fledged content creator, from posts to podcasts, like a fine Bordeaux aging into a vintage.

    Potential Superpower

    His ability to combine humor with a call to action could turn him into a media sensation.

    Future Community Role

    In the future, he could assume the role of a digital philosopher—leading the charge with equal parts laughter and enlightenment.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Thoughtful Provocateur

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Political Commentary
    • ⚔️Philosophical Insights
    • ⚔️Witty Satire

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overcomplicated Jargon
    • 💀Occasional Cynicism
    • 💀Philosophical Overload

    Quest Line

    To dissect the absurdities of governance while ensuring no punchline goes unturned.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Macron is secretly an alien trying to understand human governance through the lens of absurdity.

    Evidence Board

    Frequent mentions of an overlapping elite class, unexplained political decisions, and historical quotes that sound too profound to be coincidental.

    Secret Society

    The League of Disillusioned Satirists.

    Truth Seeking Level

    87.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PhilosophicalRoasts

    Twitter Main Character

    Debating existentialism while live-tweeting French political events.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Colloquial Critique, where all meetings end with a witty roast.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital sage guiding avatars through the maze of political discourse, with a virtual café for all to debate.

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      Enterprise Ready

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Geocities masterpiece with a background of animated clouds, text in Comic Sans, and an 'In Memoriam: my patience for politicians' section.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decked out with political stickers, a playlist of protest music, and a blog post about the rise of digital activism.

    Web3 Destiny

    Becomes an NFT artist, creating satirical political art pieces that cause both outrage and laughter.

    Future Post

    "Just in: Macron has become a meme template for a new government initiative—'Don't vote, just meme!'"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Jérôme’s most impressive quality is his ability to dissect complex political issues with both humor and gravitas.

    Charming Quirk

    His penchant for philosophical quotes adds an air of sophistication to even the spiciest of roasts.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep stirring the pot, Jérôme! Your blend of humor and insight is the perfect recipe for a well-seasoned online presence."

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