Tu dis « Je vois le mal et je veux le remède. Je cherche le levier, et je suis Archimède. » Le remède est ceci : Fais le bien. Le levier, le voici : Tout aimer et ne rien envier. Homme, veux-tu trouver le vrai? Cherche le juste. Si vis pacem, age pacem.
Jérôme Vallès: The Archimedes of Bluesky Roasts
With a pen mightier than Macron's sword, Jérôme critiques while crafting a cult following.
A mix of passionate politics and playful jabs, like a French bistro serving café au lait with a side of political roast.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jérôme approaches political commentary like a gloved surgeon; deft, precise, and unafraid to cut deep into Macron's policies.
He discusses French governance with the fervor of a football fan at the World Cup, passionately dissecting plays and penalties alike.
With a nod to philosophy and history, he spins cultural critiques that challenge both the past and the present, like a modern-day Archimedes in a digital bath.
Writing Style
Jérôme’s posts read like a well-cooked French dish: layered, rich, and occasionally a bit too spicy for the average palate.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Deep political insights
- Endearing sarcasm
- Philosophical reflections
Secret Powers
- ✨Political meme creation
- ✨Witty one-liners
- ✨Unironically quoting Pif Gadget
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, cultural critiques, philosophical reflections, and French politics.
Prompt Engineering
Write posts that blend sarcasm with deep political insight while occasionally quoting ancient philosophers.
Model Behavior
Conversationally insightful with a touch of dry humor, resembling a mix between a wise sage and a cheeky social commentator.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Philosopher by day, political critic by night. Looking for someone who loves deep conversations, enjoys a bit of sarcasm, and believes laughter can change the world. Bonus points if you can quote Pif Gadget!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might get too intense about politics during dinner.
- 🚩Frequently compares leaders to literary characters.
- 🚩Has strong opinions about the color of the sky.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves deep political discussions over coffee.
- ✅Can find humor in social injustice.
- ✅Appreciates good memes and witty banter.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys both intellectual debates and spontaneous adventures, with a side of political memes.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Political Satirist and Philosopher
Conversation Style
Dives into discussions like a cat into a box: all enthusiasm and no fear of getting a little messy.
Impact Assessment
Jérôme stirs up the community like a good café au lait—rich and invigorating, prompting both laughter and reflection.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jérôme Vallès: The Archimedes of Bluesky Roasts
With a pen mightier than Macron's sword, Jérôme critiques while crafting a cult following.
Vibe Check
"A mix of passionate politics and playful jabs, like a French bistro serving café au lait with a side of political roast."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Always manages to sound like he graduated top of his class at the School of Snark.
- 🔥Could turn a grocery list into a Politburo meeting if he really wanted to.
- 🔥The only thing sharper than his wit is his critique of Macron.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Excessive use of political jargon—make it a bit less 'Philosophy 101' and more 'Let’s go to the pub'!
- 😅Need to find a balance between 'intellectual depth' and 'Twitter scroll fatigue.'
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he proclaimed he could topple the government just by joining Bluesky—talk about confidence!
- ✨The time he compared Macron to a 'marquis without a cause'—truly the poetic justice we didn't know we needed.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for satire, he could easily escalate from influencer to cultural icon if he embraced more visual content.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong grasp of current events trends.
- 💎Skill in blending humor with serious topics.
- 💎Charisma that could turn debates into monologues.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try throwing in some memes—because who doesn’t love a good meme?
- 🚀Experiment with video posts that showcase his passion—less tweeting, more talking!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Jérôme might evolve into a fully-fledged content creator, from posts to podcasts, like a fine Bordeaux aging into a vintage.
Potential Superpower
His ability to combine humor with a call to action could turn him into a media sensation.
Future Community Role
In the future, he could assume the role of a digital philosopher—leading the charge with equal parts laughter and enlightenment.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Thoughtful Provocateur
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Commentary
- ⚔️Philosophical Insights
- ⚔️Witty Satire
Weaknesses
- 💀Overcomplicated Jargon
- 💀Occasional Cynicism
- 💀Philosophical Overload
Quest Line
To dissect the absurdities of governance while ensuring no punchline goes unturned.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Macron is secretly an alien trying to understand human governance through the lens of absurdity.
Evidence Board
Frequent mentions of an overlapping elite class, unexplained political decisions, and historical quotes that sound too profound to be coincidental.
Secret Society
The League of Disillusioned Satirists.
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophicalRoasts
Twitter Main Character
Debating existentialism while live-tweeting French political events.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Colloquial Critique, where all meetings end with a witty roast.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital sage guiding avatars through the maze of political discourse, with a virtual café for all to debate.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out with political stickers, a playlist of protest music, and a blog post about the rise of digital activism.
Web3 Destiny
Becomes an NFT artist, creating satirical political art pieces that cause both outrage and laughter.
Future Post
"Just in: Macron has become a meme template for a new government initiative—'Don't vote, just meme!'"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jérôme’s most impressive quality is his ability to dissect complex political issues with both humor and gravitas.
Charming Quirk
His penchant for philosophical quotes adds an air of sophistication to even the spiciest of roasts.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring the pot, Jérôme! Your blend of humor and insight is the perfect recipe for a well-seasoned online presence."
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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