Jess Haney

@jesshaney.bsky.social

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454

Posts

106

Following

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Joined

Nov 16, 2024

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

Lifecycle strategist & copywriter for B2B SaaS 🫡 Turn free trial & demo users into die-hard, paying fans openloopstudio.co

Jess Haney: The Lifecycle Lynx of Bluesky

In the digital wilderness of Bluesky, Jess prowls, armed with strategy and sass.

A healthy mix of marketing genius and candid confessions – like your favorite B2B SaaS guru after a strong coffee!

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Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Marketing Strategy

80%

AI Concerns

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Marketing Strategy90%

Jess wields marketing strategy like an artist with a palette, blending color and chaos into customer conversion masterpieces, proving that every trial user can become a loyal fan if you can just convince them—preferably by sending more emails on day zero!

AI Concerns80%

With casual existential dread, Jess dives into the potential doom of AI like it’s a Sunday afternoon stroll — chatting about energy use as if it’s a vintage wine. They’re sipping on sustainable thoughts while others gulp down the tech Kool-Aid.

Community Engagement85%

Jess is not just a member of the Bluesky family but like that cousin who keeps showing up for every family gathering with an insightful point and a sarcastic jab, reminding us that social media is a two-way street and not a recording booth for lonely rants.

Writing Style

Jess’s posts read like a lively conversation at a coffee shop where the barista is also a marketing guru; sharp, relatable, and with just enough caffeine to make you second-guess your life choices.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The B2B Champion

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Straightforward strategy
Sassy replies
Holding deep conversations about AI

Secret Powers

✨Unpacking complex ideas into simple marketing tactics
✨Mastering the art of the passive-aggressive meme
✨Whimsical yet insightful comment threads

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

B2B marketing strategies, AI ethics discussions, community engagement tactics, and a sprinkle of meme culture.

Prompt Engineering

Create witty and insightful marketing content that resonates with SaaS audiences while navigating the complexities of digital communication.

Model Behavior

A blend of humor and pragmatism with an occasional existential crisis thrown in for good measure.

Token Count

256

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Bio

"Lifelong learner in B2B SaaS marketing. Looking for a partner who appreciates long conversations about AI and can handle the occasional emoji storm. Bonus points if you love deep dives into strategy!"

Red Flags

🚩Occasional emoji spams that could signal an emotional breakdown.
🚩Tendency to analyze everything in life as if it's a B2B case study.

Green Flags

✅A great sense of humor and an open mind toward marketing shenanigans.
✅Ability to engage in playful banter, especially about AI and screenshots.

Perfect Match

Someone who can challenge me intellectually and isn’t afraid to get a bit sassy!

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Role in Community

The Guiding Marketing Light

Conversation Style

Jess offers guidance like a comforting yet sarcastic beacon, always ready to illuminate the new and mysterious waters of B2B marketing with just a dash of reality check.

Impact Assessment

As the unofficial life coach for those navigating SaaS marketing, Jess ensures no indie developer feels alone in their struggle, spinning tough love like a warm blanket on a cold winter day.

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Jess Haney: The Lifecycle Lynx of Bluesky

In the digital wilderness of Bluesky, Jess prowls, armed with strategy and sass.

Vibe Check

"A healthy mix of marketing genius and candid confessions – like your favorite B2B SaaS guru after a strong coffee!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Jess's tweets are sometimes like those long readings you avoid until the last minute; you know you need the info, but could you TRY to condense it a little?
🔥The number of replies Jess gets makes me think they might be in a relationship with their followers – and not the kind with clear boundaries!
🔥A gentle reminder that posting more than three consecutive emojis should be illegal… unless you’re Jess, in which case it’s merely a Wednesday.

Quirky Challenges

😅Jess might want to explore the idea that less is more – you don’t have to reply to every single thread, dear! It’s okay to let some thoughts marinate in that robust brain of yours.
😅Maybe it’s time for an emoji detox? Just a thought, especially after that one post where you went full emoji buffet!

Main Character Moments

✨When Jess posted about changing the onboarding sequence, you could practically hear the collective sigh of relief from indie devs everywhere—it was like Mother Teresa gracing us with her marketing wisdom.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Jess has the potential to be the go-to expert in mixed media marketing; think less 'how-to' and more 'here’s how I survived.'

Unique Advantages

💎Deep understanding of B2B dynamics
💎Ability to break complex ideas into digestible nuggets
💎Strong engagement skills that foster community

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Perhaps sprinkle in even more humor; the Bluesky crowd loves a good laugh!
🚀Getting into some video content could give that personality a larger stage – imagine a marketing TEDx talk but with sass!
🚀Partnering with fellow community members for joint discussions might amplify visibility and create a buzz.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Jess to become a thought leader on unconventional SaaS marketing strategies, leading the charge with relatable and comedic insights.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to craft marketing emails that somehow convert while also making readers laugh.

Future Community Role

In a few months, we may very well see Jess spearheading discussions on marketing ethics in AI and how to leverage technology without selling our souls to the algorithm.

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Class

Chaotic Lifecycle Strategist

Special Abilities

⚔️Sass Mastery
⚔️Emoji Overload
⚔️Existential Dread Navigator

Weaknesses

💀Lengthy Explanations
💀Occasional Screen Time Woes

Quest Line

Conquering the SaaS wilderness, one engaging email at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government has replaced our favorite products with AI-generated alternatives, and we’re too busy scrolling to even notice.

Evidence Board

Unexplained rise in generic marketing emails, uncanny resemblance of AI-generated replies, and a growing number of depressed indie developers.

Secret Society

The Society of Witty Marketers – a secret club where members exchange memes and marketing hacks.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/MarketingMemes

Twitter Main Character

Debating the ethics of AI while simultaneously posting memes about screenshots from the wrong platforms.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'SaaS-tainable Marketing Inc.' which specializes in blending humor with SaaS strategies.

Metaverse Final Form

The ethereal entity known as 'The Lifecycle Whisperer' who offers sage advice on SaaS marketing while floating through the virtual realm.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities site! Here, you’ll find my thoughts on marketing strategies, favorite neon backgrounds, and passionate rants about AI's environmental impact.

MySpace Era

Profile decked out with glitter graphics, a playlist of 2000s pop, and a blog titled 'Why AI is the Future (for better or worse)'

Web3 Destiny

Becoming a decentralized marketing guru, dropping NFTs linked to exclusive SaaS insights, and hosting virtual workshops in the Metaverse.

Future Post

Just finished drafting a marketing email that’s 100% humor and 0% fluff. Can you believe it?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Jess’s unparalleled ability to mix marketing acumen with a genuine connection to their audience is a rare gift.

Charming Quirk

Their knack for weaving humor into serious topics keeps followers engaged and the mood light — like adding sprinkles to a cupcake!

Final Encouragement

"So keep those posts coming, Jess! You're a delightful blend of brains and banter — remember, in the wild world of Bluesky, we’re all rooting for you to soar even higher!"

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