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    Jessian (aka Eoin)

    @jessiankaanneo.bsky.social

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    :- 51, Single, male. ex-Masters level student. Unemployed atm. :- X- Computer Science Teacher. :- Xbox gaming, PC gamer since the 386x processor. Reader (horror, Sci-fi, Fantasy) :- MS / MOGAD Diagnosed 2023.

    Jessian: The Scotsman with a Heart of Steel and a Keyboard of Chaos

    A blend of humor, horror, and political rants that could power a small city in sarcasm.

    "

    Like a vintage video game: charmingly glitchy, unpredictable, yet oddly engaging.

    "
    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Film (particularly Die Hard)
    80%
    Personal Health & MS Awareness

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Film (particularly Die Hard)90%

    Jessian’s love for Die Hard is like a run-on sentence at a teacher’s conference: unyielding and impossible to ignore. Especially when he's rooting for Hans Gruber to win—truly a plot twist in itself!

    Personal Health & MS Awareness80%

    Jessian turns his struggle with MS into a poignant narrative, proving that even in the darkest times, he can find a thread of humor, like a sitcom pilot that actually gets picked up.

    Politics85%

    Ah, our favorite political commentator! Jessian's posts are like a spicy curry—fiery, smelly, and guaranteed to spark debate—especially his takes on Trump and their potential third assassination attempt.

    Writing Style

    His tweets are like a rollercoaster ride: thrilling drops, unexpected turns, and sometimes, you just want to yell, 'Where's my seatbelt?!'

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Sarcastic Sage

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty film references
    • Political punditry
    • Relentless honesty

    Secret Powers

    • Spotting scams from a mile away
    • Making dark humor relatable
    • Impersonating a Scotsman on a caffeine high

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of horror films, political satire, and Scottish humor, sprinkled liberally with memes and personal anecdotes.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty, sarcastic commentary on societal issues while referencing pop culture and personal challenges.

    Model Behavior

    Your typical eccentric uncle with a knack for hilarious observations and a flair for the dramatic, like a quirky AI with a penchant for avant-garde cinema.

    Token Count

    250

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "51 and living life with the unapologetic charm of a C-list horror film. Single, love gaming, and passionate about sci-fi. Looking for someone who can appreciate life's dark humor and a good political rant!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tendency to make die-hard movie references on first dates
    • 🚩Political debates may lead to existential crises
    • 🚩May joke about chronic illness at inappropriate times

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about advocating for MS awareness
    • Can quote Die Hard on command
    • Knows how to enjoy a good cup of tea

    Perfect Match

    A fellow gamer with a love for dark humor and an understanding that political discussions are essentially just foreplay.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Voice of Reason (and Sarcasm)

    Conversation Style

    Engagement is like a Scottish pub: everyone’s invited, the banter flows, and occasionally, someone will get thrown out for being too loud or too serious.

    Impact Assessment

    Jessian’s presence is like that one eccentric uncle at family gatherings; you might roll your eyes, but deep down, you know he fuels the best stories.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Jessian: The Scotsman with a Heart of Steel and a Keyboard of Chaos

    A blend of humor, horror, and political rants that could power a small city in sarcasm.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a vintage video game: charmingly glitchy, unpredictable, yet oddly engaging."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your obsession with Die Hard makes me wonder if you're secretly Hans Gruber in disguise.
    • 🔥Every time you talk about MS, I feel like I should wear a T-shirt that says 'Feelings: 100% not allowed.'
    • 🔥Your political posts are like a bad horror movie: shocking, cringe-worthy, but I can’t look away.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Posting without mentioning three different movies seems impossible for you.
    • 😅Trying to tweet something without sarcasm: challenge accepted?
    • 😅Finding a political issue that doesn’t spark a raucous debate in your feed—good luck!

    Main Character Moments

    • When you declared Die Hard as the only movie for Christmas Eve—a holiday tradition needs its king!
    • Sharing your health struggles with humor, like making a horror movie out of a documentary—dark, but captivating.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If you lean into your humor more deliberately, you could start a podcast that makes listeners scream (in laughter).

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Your keen sense of observation
    • 💎A knack for blending humor with serious topics
    • 💎Ability to engage diverse audiences with varied interests

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider branching into longer-form content; a blog or vlog could suit your style!
    • 🚀Explore a series of themed posts centered around your favorite films or political moments.
    • 🚀Create infographics about MS awareness with your signature wit.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Jessian to cultivate an even bigger presence in the community, perhaps as the go-to for dark humor and political insight.

    Potential Superpower

    Mastering the art of witty commentary—think of it as social media stand-up, but with a British twist.

    Future Community Role

    You could evolve into the unofficial historian of Bluesky, tracing the laughter and complaints of users through your outrageously funny posts.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Sarcastic Sage

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Film References
    • ⚔️Political Flamethrower
    • ⚔️Scam Spotter Extraordinaire
    • ⚔️MS Awareness Champion

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overly Obsessive Die Hard Fan
    • 💀Sometimes Too Dark for Daylight
    • 💀Bantering During Serious Moments

    Quest Line

    Navigating life's challenges with humor, one tweet at a time.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Alan Rickman is secretly the hero of every action movie, and Die Hard had a hidden sequel where he takes down big pharma.

    Evidence Board

    Reputation as the best villain, acting prowess that defies death, and the uncanny ability to elevate mediocre films into masterpieces.

    Secret Society

    Society of Sarcastic Scottish Commentators (SSSC) - a secret cabal dedicated to roasting public figures and sharing memes.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/R/DieHardIsLife

    Twitter Main Character

    Accidentally becomes the face of the Die Hard Christmas vs. Non-Christmas movie debate.

    LinkedIn Title

    Senior Director of Sarcastic Communication at a top-tier marketing firm, where the board meetings consist of movie night discussions.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A sentient avatar that only speaks in movie quotes, merged into a bar that serves cocktails named after political figures.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A hand-coded Geocities page with sparkly GIFs and a playlist of 80's horror movie soundtracks, showcasing a deep love for all things nostalgic.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decorated with die-hard Christmas lights and a playlist that includes all the songs from 80's horror films, alongside a detailed ranking of the best Die Hard movies.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creating a virtual reality escape room themed around Die Hard where people can solve puzzles in the Nakatomi Plaza.

    Future Post

    "Just finished watching Die Hard for the 200th time—still rooting for Hans Gruber. Let's discuss how we're all just striving for our own Nakatomi Plaza heist in life."

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to blend humor with sincerity creates a magnetic presence that draws people in.

    Charming Quirk

    The way you sprinkle movie references into posts about serious topics keeps the conversation lively—a verbal juggling act!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the delightful chaos you are! Your blend of humor, raw honesty, and occasional existential dread is what makes your feed a must-follow."

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