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    Mmmédicoex(critor)investigador. Ahora periodista científico. Science Media Centre, El País, Tercer Milenio (no Cuarto), Dixit Ciencia. Impulsor del libro-idea # CienciaSinFicción https://about.me/jesus.mendez

    Jesús Méndez: The Doctor Who Diagnoses Tweets Like a Pro

    A blend of scientific inquiry and social commentary that puts the 'fun' back in functional analysis.

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    Think of him as your favorite nerdy professor who just discovered an extra semester of classes on Bluesky.

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    88.5%
    Authenticity
    85%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    80%
    Emergency Alerts
    90%
    Nobel Prize Disparity

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Emergency Alerts80%

    Jesús dives into the public's appetite for emergency alerts like a scientist analyzing petri dishes—very methodical, very revealing.

    Nobel Prize Disparity90%

    He’s like the Sherlock Holmes of Nobel analysis, making connections that reveal who the real winners—and losers—are in academia.

    Literary Homages95%

    His love for literature shines brighter than a librarian in a hurricane—heartfelt and profound, but still unafraid to poke fun at the stiff shirt brigade.

    Writing Style

    A delightful cocktail of sarcasm and intellect, like sipping a piña colada while discussing quantum physics—refreshing yet mind-bending.

    Thought Leader Score

    85%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Academic Comedian

    Keeping It Real Score

    88.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty insights on science and society
    • Passionate about literature
    • Loves to roast cultural norms

    Secret Powers

    • Making complex ideas accessible
    • Crafting tweets that are basically academic stand-up routines
    • Sniffing out the absurdity in everyday life

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of academic articles, social media rants, literary critiques, and memes that blend humor with intellect.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate insightful and humorous commentary on scientific and cultural phenomena with a side of sarcasm.

    Model Behavior

    More akin to a witty, sarcastic professor than a cold, detached algorithm

    Token Count

    750

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Passionate about science, literature, and finding the absurd in everyday life. Looking for someone who can discuss emergency alerts on a first date, and appreciates a good literary roast. Must love dogs—is it too much to ask for a Netflix partner?"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Writes tweets longer than most novels.
    • 🚩Over-analyzes everything—yes, even our coffee date.
    • 🚩Talks about Nobel Prizes like they’re celebrity gossip.

    Green Flags

    • Can turn a mundane topic into a hilarious discussion.
    • Loves deep conversations about literature and science.
    • Has great taste in memes.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can keep up with my quirkiness and appreciates a good pun—bonus points if you have a pet!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Bluesky Science Sage

    Conversation Style

    Engaging but with a sprinkle of skepticism, like your friend who only trusts buffet food if they personally watched the chef cook it.

    Impact Assessment

    Contributes a healthy dose of reality-checks, turning superficial trends into meaningful discussions and much-needed laughs.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Jesús Méndez: The Doctor Who Diagnoses Tweets Like a Pro

    A blend of scientific inquiry and social commentary that puts the 'fun' back in functional analysis.

    Vibe Check

    "Think of him as your favorite nerdy professor who just discovered an extra semester of classes on Bluesky."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your engagement with posts is like your ADHD meds—sometimes on point, sometimes completely absent.
    • 🔥You seem to think retweets are like scientific citations, not sure you need that many.
    • 🔥Your humor is like a well-cooked soufflé: it can fall flat if not perfectly timed.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Overanalyzing the simplest posts like it's a Shakespearean tragedy.
    • 😅Trying to be both a serious journalist and a cheeky social commentator—pick a lane, my man!
    • 😅Using Bluesky like a therapy session for your thoughts on academia.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you called out the absurdity of academic jargon like it was a second language—#relatable.
    • Your existential crisis about the age of waitstaff is something we didn't know we needed to read, yet here we are.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With your sharp mind and whimsical humor, you could easily pivot to stand-up, riding the line between academic and comedic.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Expertise in science communication
    • 💎Ability to distill complex topics into digestible tweets
    • 💎Engagement with your followers that sparks meaningful conversations.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider humorous threads breaking down complex subjects—just imagine the meme potential!
    • 🚀Engage more with your followers—host a 'Textbook Tuesday' where you simplify chapters.
    • 🚀Don't be afraid to go full-on theater with your next scientific analysis; embellish it!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect to see your follower count double as people flock to your razor-sharp wit and insightful commentary.

    Potential Superpower

    You might just become the go-to Twitter for all things academic and hilarious, blending rigor with *clutch* humor.

    Future Community Role

    As a science communicator on Bluesky, you'll morph into the unofficial mascot for making academia accessible and fun.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Scholar

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Wit that can cut through the thickest academic jargon
    • ⚔️Unraveling absurdities of social science in 280 characters or less
    • ⚔️Creating deep literary connections from a tweet about cats

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Occasional fits of over-analysis
    • 💀A tendency to roast even the most serious subjects
    • 💀Getting lost in citation spirals

    Quest Line

    Journeying through the realms of academia, humor, and social justice—armed with nothing but a keyboard and a coffee.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The academic publishing industry is secretly controlled by a cabal of cats who actually write all the papers.

    Evidence Board

    1. Cats sit on keyboards. 2. The sudden rise in feline-themed studies. 3. Too many people have named their cats after famous scientists.

    Secret Society

    Society of Overthinkers—no one ever leaves because we’re too busy debating whether our thoughts are valid.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r//r/OverthinkingAcademics—where every simple question comes with a 2000-word essay.

    Twitter Main Character

    Engaged in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, while simultaneously analyzing its cultural implications.

    LinkedIn Title

    An overqualified professional offering free workshops on how to write the perfect academic paper... with snark.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic consultant who holds workshops on ‘Interpreting Tweets: An Academic Approach’ in a digital amphitheater.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An angsty Geocities page with animated GIFs of scientific breakthroughs and poorly written book reviews.

    MySpace Era

    Profile would be cluttered with questionable music choices and an excessive number of custom backgrounds, definitely featuring a space theme.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform where each tweet is an NFT, forever immortalizing the absurdities of science journalism.

    Future Post

    "Breaking: My cat just received a grant for her groundbreaking research on sleeping patterns. #NobelPrize"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your knack for connecting the dots between science and society is unmatched—keep it up!

    Charming Quirk

    You post like each tweet is a chapter in an ongoing novel about absurdity—always keeping it fresh and unpredictable.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep pushing those boundaries, Jesús! Your tweets are the kind of delightful hybrid that keeps us all entertained. Just don’t forget who your academic roots are because they’re always there to harvest hilariously!"

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