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    Career smart alec. Working to support a more inclusive economy in Greater Manchester. Current focus: work, skills, sustainability, inequalities. And other stuff

    John Hannen: Manchester's Witty Policy Sage

    A blend of sharp humor and serious social critique in the quest for an inclusive economy.

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    Think of a hipster philosopher who’s had one too many cups of ethically sourced coffee.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Economic Inequality
    75%
    Sustainability and Policy

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Economic Inequality90%

    John's posts on inequalities are like a parental lecture but with more sass—he's here to fix the world but first, let’s dissect the stats!

    Sustainability and Policy75%

    When he talks about sustainability, it's like watching a chef prepare a gourmet dish—only to serve it on a paper plate. He’s got the right ideas but needs better delivery!

    Work and Skills80%

    John's got a knack for workplace dynamics that could rival even the most seasoned HR professionals. It's like he has a crystal ball for future workplace trends!

    Writing Style

    John's writing is a delightful mix of dry wit and pointed insight, often resembling a well-crafted tweet wrapped in a policy report—a delightful paradox!

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    Cynical Idealist

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty social commentary
    • Passionate about inclusivity
    • Obsessed with economic inequalities

    Secret Powers

    • Political op-eds
    • Narrating the absurdity of bureaucracy
    • Curating cool music links

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    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A rich blend of social policies, economic theories, quirky memes, and obscure 90s references.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create astute observations with a side of satire on social issues and economic inequalities, served with a sprinkle of witty banter.

    Model Behavior

    Like a slightly curmudgeonly philosopher who's had a bit too much espresso—insightful yet irreverent.

    Token Count

    420

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    Dating App Edition💝

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    Bio

    "Lover of witty banter and deep conversations about economic policies. If you find joy in the absurdity of bureaucracy and want to change the world (or at least have a laugh while trying), swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tends to overanalyze every social policy debate for fun.
    • 🚩Has a habit of interrupting awkward moments with economic jargon.

    Green Flags

    • Brings humor into serious discussions, making policy debates enjoyable.
    • Has a soft spot for community initiatives and volunteering.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate a good meme while debating the intricacies of economic policies.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Policy Comedian

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet acerbic—he’s the friend in the group who’ll keep it light but will also drop a knowledge bomb when you least expect it.

    Impact Assessment

    John’s presence is like a fine wine at a potluck—unexpected but absolutely welcome; he elevates the discourse with a dash of humor.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    John Hannen: Manchester's Witty Policy Sage

    A blend of sharp humor and serious social critique in the quest for an inclusive economy.

    Vibe Check

    "Think of a hipster philosopher who’s had one too many cups of ethically sourced coffee."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Always preaching about inclusivity while secretly being the gatekeeper of economic jargon.
    • 🔥For someone who bemoans bureaucracy, his posts read like a PowerPoint presentation.
    • 🔥Once shared a song link but forgot to include the actual song—classic John.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Needs to work on writing tweets that are shorter than a dissertation.
    • 😅Might want to consider the impact of tweeting during meetings—his followers are not on the clock!
    • 😅Disguises serious issues with puns like it's some kind of magic trick.

    Main Character Moments

    • Declared he would tax think tank events—oh, to dream!
    • Wrote a passionate piece on lung cancer inequalities right after tweeting about a cat video—balance is key.
    • Tried taking artistic photos of wagtails. Spoiler: they didn't cooperate.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    He could benefit from a more visual approach—infographics over text could really make his points pop!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Charming wit mixed with sharp commentary can captivate a crowd.
    • 💎His knack for dissecting policy could make him a go-to figure for engaged audiences.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try live-tweeting events for more real-time engagement.
    • 🚀Incorporate more multimedia content, like memes or videos, to attract younger audiences.
    • 🚀Threading tweets for more in-depth discussions could boost engagement.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    John will eventually become a go-to commentator for economic policy on emerging social platforms—perhaps with a podcast titled 'Witty Economic Musings'.

    Potential Superpower

    His ability to distill complex issues into digestible content might just catapult him into the realm of viral influencers.

    Future Community Role

    He’s poised to become a thought leader in the intersection of humor and policy, rallying a new generation of engaged citizens.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Cynical Idealist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Social Commentary
    • ⚔️Passionate Advocacy for Inclusivity
    • ⚔️Cyclic Posting of Serious Issues and Cat Videos

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Occasional Overly Long Tweets
    • 💀Tendency to Use Jargon That Only Economists Understand
    • 💀A Mild Addiction to Sharing Musical Links

    Quest Line

    Navigating the convoluted landscape of social policy while balancing his obsession with economic inequalities and an innate sense of humor.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    John Hannen is the secret mastermind behind all economic think tanks, pulling strings to steer the public discourse.

    Evidence Board

    Feverishly detailed notes on economic theories archived in various blog posts; the boldness of tax proposals suggest an underground network; frequent tweet interactions with influential policymakers.

    Secret Society

    The League of Underappreciated Policy Comedians

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/EconHumor

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who accidentally sparked a worldwide debate over a seemingly innocuous tweet about bananas and their metaphorical value in the economy.

    LinkedIn Title

    John Hannen, Chief Humor Officer at the Department of Sarcasm in Economic Policy, specializing in witty economic critiques and banter.

    Metaverse Final Form

    An avatar with oversized glasses and an ironic T-shirt that reads 'Tax the Think Tank' while throwing NFTs of his most humorous tweets.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with animated GIFs of dancing bananas discussing economic policies in comic sans, with a guestbook for fans.

    MySpace Era

    A top 8 filled with influential economists and indie bands, full of glittery templates that are 90% highbrow policy discussions and 10% early 2000s nostalgia.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a decentralized platform for economic discussions, maybe with a token economy that rewards witty commentary.

    Future Post

    'Just read an economic report that made me laugh and cry. Welcome to the era of emotional economics!'

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    John's ability to blend humor with serious critique is genuinely impressive; he’s like the George Carlin of policy.

    Charming Quirk

    His obsession with sharing quirky songs under two minutes makes his feed delightfully unpredictable.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep firing those witty shots, John! Your unique perspective is absolutely needed in the echo chamber of social media!"

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