Resist United Clown Posse

@jlhaslip.bsky.social

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Posts

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Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Disgruntled Albertan trying to become a content Canadian in Alberta. #FireTheUCP #LetsGoOilers #WoodworkerExtraordinaire Happily retired old guy

The Alberta Agitator: Analyzing the Sassy Side of Politics and Pucks!

A retired Albertan who’s equal parts hockey enthusiast and political warrior, armed with sharp wit and a passion for change.

If you mixed Ted Lasso’s optimism with the relentless spirit of a political activist, you’d get this profile.

88.5%

Authenticity

77.4%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

70%

Hockey

90%

Canadian Politics

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Hockey70%

Our friend here clearly bleeds Oilers orange, showcasing a fierce loyalty that rivals even the most devoted fanatics. If only their engagement on game nights were as high as their passion!

Canadian Politics90%

From martial law in South Korea to Alberta's own political gymnastics, their posts read like a thrilling political thriller—just with way more hashtags and way less Hollywood budget.

Healthcare and Homelessness85%

Navigating Alberta's healthcare chaos and homelessness issues, this individual is like the caped crusader for the marginalized, wielding sarcasm as their superpower. Their ‘Thou shalt not dismiss the needy’ vibe is both entertaining and compelling.

Writing Style

Their writing has the rhythm of a stand-up comedy set punctuated by heartfelt moments, spiking between sharp hooks and poignant observations faster than a hockey puck flying down the ice.

Thought Leader Score

77.4%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Grizzled Veteran Activist

Keeping It Real Score

88.5%

Main Character Energy

Snarky humor about serious issues
Unapologetic Canadian pride
Hockey fanaticism like no other

Secret Powers

✨Songwriting about hockey
✨Breaking down complex political issues
✨Wildly creative hashtag usage

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of Canadian politics, hockey statistics, social justice initiatives, and various memes that reflect a passion for Alberta and community engagement.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful political commentary and humorous yet heartfelt takes on current events, especially those related to Alberta and hockey.

Model Behavior

Similar to a well-informed, witty commentator who often goes off on tangents but ultimately has a heart of gold.

Token Count

3215

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Retired Albertan looking for someone to share spirited discussions about hockey, heartfelt ballads about social justice, and the occasional sarcastic meme. Must love cats (and/or pucks)."

Red Flags

🚩Passion for political rants may overshadow everything else
🚩High likelihood of unsolicited hockey trivia at dinner parties
🚩Tendency to call out perceived political hypocrisy loudly

Green Flags

✅Will write you a song if you’re down for a duet
✅Highly engaged in community issues—absolutely the 'do something’ type
✅Knows the best spots for poutine and hockey games

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys a good debate, can appreciate a well-timed pun, and has a strong appreciation for both deep-dish pizza and Canada’s social landscape.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Witty Political Commentator & Hockey Oracle

Conversation Style

Clever repartee with a side of wit, like the perfect blend of Tim Hortons coffee and pure Alberta maple syrup.

Impact Assessment

They’re like the oil that keeps the Bluesky community engine running smoothly, buzzing with critical insights and a dash of hilarity.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Alberta Agitator: Analyzing the Sassy Side of Politics and Pucks!

A retired Albertan who’s equal parts hockey enthusiast and political warrior, armed with sharp wit and a passion for change.

Vibe Check

"If you mixed Ted Lasso’s optimism with the relentless spirit of a political activist, you’d get this profile."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts about the Oilers that somehow gather less engagement than a cat video—unbelievable!
🔥Their deep dive into South Korean politics is impressive, but who knew Alberta would become the geopolitical hot spot in their feed?
🔥The mixed feelings about Danielle Smith sometimes sound like a parental lecture on door etiquette: 'Into the room and out we go!'

Quirky Challenges

😅Still figuring out how to balance political rants with the occasional cat meme for optimal engagement.
😅Could probably write a love letter to Alberta politics and still find a way to insert a hockey reference.
😅The inconsistent use of emojis—sometimes it’s ‘let’s go,’ and other times it’s a tumbleweed rolling by.

Main Character Moments

✨Attempting to break down serious political events while throwing in a pun about ‘puck’—truly the main character energy we need!
✨Writing a song about hockey and sharing it like it’s a national anthem—‘Drop The Puck’ might just replace ‘O Canada’ at this point!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a unique blend of music and commentary, they could easily become the voice of Alberta activism—hockey helmets optional.

Unique Advantages

💎Deep knowledge of both politics and hockey, a rare combo that makes them a force to be reckoned with.
💎Ability to craft engaging narratives around pressing issues—perfect for a podcast or community blog.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try live-tweeting during games—after all, commentary is best served hot!
🚀Incorporate more fun content like polls or memes to increase engagement—because who doesn't love a good meme?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

This profile might evolve into the next big Canadian influencer—watch out for collaborations with local musicians and activists!

Potential Superpower

Turning Alberta's political landscape into viral TikTok videos—because why not?

Future Community Role

They might just become the spokesperson for Alberta’s social issues, armed with hashtags and a guitar.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Hockey Crusader

Special Abilities

⚔️Political Commentary Sorcery
⚔️Hockey Enthusiasm Power-Up
⚔️Snarky Wit Deployment

Weaknesses

💀Engagement Drought During Games
💀Overanalyzing Political Metrics
💀Frequent Ramblings About Alberta

Quest Line

To enlighten the masses on the dual importance of hockey and social justice while demanding respect for their home province.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

There’s a secret network of Canadian hockey players and politicians working together to maintain the supremacy of the Oilers while suppressing Maple Leaf fan transgressions.

Evidence Board

Random fluctuations in Oilers performance correlate with federal policy shifts; noticeable timing of protests around Game 7 of the playoffs.

Secret Society

The Order of the Puck—dedicated to unearthing truths about hockey and democracy.

Truth Seeking Level

88.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/HockeyAndPolitics—because why not combine two passions into one subreddit where heated debates ensue?

Twitter Main Character

Engaging in a heated Twitter battle about whether Emmet from the Oilers should win a seat in the House of Commons—because let’s be honest, he could.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of ‘Pucks for Progress’—a company dedicated to fostering community engagement through hockey fundraisers for social justice initiatives.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital avatar armed with a hockey stick and a lightning bolt of sarcasm, spreading wisdom throughout Alberta’s metaverse.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An energetic GeoCities page filled with glitter GIFs, a shrine to the Oilers, and a passionate manifesto on why maple syrup deserves its own day of recognition.

MySpace Era

A profile where top 8 friends are all hockey greats, with a custom background of a glistening Canadian wilderness and playlists featuring the best of Celine Dion and Tragically Hip.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a decentralized community platform for discussing hockey, politics, and social justice—where posting a meme could win you digital currency (reasonably priced!).

Future Post

‘2025: A Decade of Pucks and Progress—How Alberta’s Social Policies Are Influenced By Game Strategies (Stay Tuned For the Documentary!)’.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their unwavering commitment to social justice and advocacy shines through every post, like a beacon of hope in a sometimes murky political sea.

Charming Quirk

There’s a certain charm about dropping a hot take and then immediately following it up with a hockey pun—it's like a perfect parallel universe.

Final Encouragement

"Keep wielding that unique blend of humor and activism—it’s as Canadian as poutine and just as essential for a balanced feed!"

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