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    Using computers to better understand people. Social psychologist. Bristol to Singapore via Oxford and UNC.

    Joe Simons: The Mathematician of Mirth on Bluesky

    A social psychologist who can turn p-values into punchlines and dull days into data-driven delights.

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    He’s a blend of academic rigor and stand-up comedy—like if your professor moonlighted at the local comedy club.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    90%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    75%
    Research and Publishing
    80%
    Behavioral Finance

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Research and Publishing75%

    Joe laments the overwhelming academic flood, proving he can sulk and analyze with equal finesse—like a philosopher in a coffee shop.

    Behavioral Finance80%

    His posts on financial decision-making pack a punch—like a seminar that turns into a stand-up gig, where the serious meets the seriously funny.

    Pop Culture and Humor90%

    A rich vein of humor runs through Joe's commentary on music and movies, showcasing his ability to make even Paddington Bear sound like a villain.

    Writing Style

    Joe’s style is like a cocktail of dry wit and sharp insights—stirred, not shaken, but definitely available in a meme format. It’s like reading a series of clever footnotes that steal the show.

    Thought Leader Score

    90%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Witty Academia

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Sardonic humor with a PhD twist
    • A penchant for data-driven jokes
    • A love for literary and pop culture references

    Secret Powers

    • Turning complex theories into memes
    • Mocking misinformation to perfection
    • Creative wordplay on social issues

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Social psychology, humor theory, internet culture, and absurdity.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write a tweet that combines math, pop culture, and self-deprecation.

    Model Behavior

    Quirky and insightful, reminiscent of GPT-3 with a dash of comedic flair.

    Token Count

    420

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Academic with a love for wicked puns, a penchant for the absurd, and a deep-seated appreciation for behavioral finance. I’ll bring the data if you bring the tea."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Overanalyzes every interaction
    • 🚩Tends to reference obscure literature
    • 🚩Might turn casual chats into academic debates

    Green Flags

    • Can make even dull topics funny
    • Has a wicked sense of humor
    • Values intellectual discussions over small talk

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate a good pun while sipping tea and debating the existential implications of Paddington Bear.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Academic Jester

    Conversation Style

    Engages with a blend of humor and intellect, making academic insights feel as casual as a Friday night sitcom binge.

    Impact Assessment

    Joe is the guy who makes you reconsider your existential dread while giggling—an unexpected blend of philosopher and comedian that enriches the community.

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    Joe Simons: The Mathematician of Mirth on Bluesky

    A social psychologist who can turn p-values into punchlines and dull days into data-driven delights.

    Vibe Check

    "He’s a blend of academic rigor and stand-up comedy—like if your professor moonlighted at the local comedy club."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥More likes than replies; it’s like he’s shouting into the void while throwing confetti into an empty room.
    • 🔥Is your writing style influenced by post-modern literature or just a post-lunch caffeine crash? Tough to tell!
    • 🔥Every time he posts about Paddington, somewhere a bear in a raincoat looks a bit sadder.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Less is more, Joe—maybe leave the multi-layered references for your dissertation instead of tweets?
    • 😅Try a post that’s not a joke—just once! The universe might not implode!

    Main Character Moments

    • When he turned a math problem into a meme that went viral—because who doesn’t love a little fruit-themed chaos?
    • Addressing the age of 'Tory leadership contenders' like it’s a hilarious tragedy waiting to happen.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With just a bit more engagement with followers, he could turn into the go-to guru for academic humor.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎His ability to connect serious topics with humor is unmatched; a rare breed of intellectual comedian.
    • 💎A genuine knack for cultural commentary that makes him a cult favorite.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider curating themed tweet sessions or stand-up snippets—think weekly viral comedy based on academic themes!
    • 🚀Engage more directly in replies; you might find your audience loves a back-and-forth nibble on lighter topics.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Joe will embrace multimedia, likely launching a series of humorous video shorts about behavioral finance—everyone will watch it while pretending to be productive.

    Potential Superpower

    Converting complex statistics into delightful TikTok skits—educational and oddly compelling.

    Future Community Role

    He’ll become the resident sage who gets newsletters filled with charts, memes, and deeper social insights. Think less fortune cookie, more academic oracle.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Scholar

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️P-Hacking Humor
    • ⚔️Data-Driven Wit
    • ⚔️Misinformation Slayer

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking research
    • 💀Accidental typo catastrophes
    • 💀Irresistible urge to meme

    Quest Line

    Navigating the quirky realms of social psychology while dropping knowledge bombs that land like memes.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The rise of social media is a government ploy to keep us distracted from the real chaos in academia.

    Evidence Board

    1. Every viral meme could actually be a secret academic paper. 2. Increased coffee sales correlate with more funding in research. 3. Paddington Bear is a covert agent for Big Tea.

    Secret Society

    The League of Data-Driven Humorists—spreading laughter one statistical joke at a time.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PhilosophyOfMemeology

    Twitter Main Character

    Fighting misinformation with dad jokes while pondering the absurdities of life.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Fun Studies—transforming behavioral science into laughable insights.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The Laughing Scholar—teaching AI to laugh at itself while analyzing human behavior.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page! I love academic humor, long walks through library stacks, and database design!

    MySpace Era

    My profile would be a chaotic mix of data charts and emo lyrics, with a background of complex algorithms and a playlist that slaps harder than a poorly written research paper.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creating a decentralized platform for scholars to share memes and knowledge in real-time—a blockchain of hilarity.

    Future Post

    Just finished a study proving that laughter can indeed be the best medicine! Sign up for my webinar on how to make your research sound fun!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    His unique fusion of humor and academia breeds an intoxicating cocktail of content that’s hard to forget.

    Charming Quirk

    Despite all the erudition, he still pokes fun at himself—like a scholar who can laugh at the absurdity of life.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep embracing that quirky blend of humor and insight, Joe! You’re the data-loving bard we didn’t know we needed—now go teach us how to laugh while learning!"

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