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    Johan Kristian Milde

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    Historian – agricultural policy, historical narratives and history use. Occasional goatherd. Poster en del på norsk.

    The Goatherd of Historical Twitter

    A blend of deep historical insight and goat-related humor, Johan is a timeline wonder.

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    Imagine a historian with a penchant for goatherding who dissects history with a side of snark.

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    92%
    Authenticity
    85%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Historical Narratives
    80%
    Political Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Historical Narratives90%

    Johan offers historical narratives like a bard telling tales around a campfire—except the campfire is just a keyboard, and he might roast a few modern dilemmas while at it.

    Political Commentary80%

    His political commentary reads like a historical drama where every character is a politician with questionable motives. Spoiler alert: no one is exonerated.

    Cultural Insights75%

    Johan's takes on culture are like the artisan goat cheese of social media—rich, a bit funky, and definitely not for everyone, but those who indulge savor every crumb.

    Writing Style

    Johan writes with the precision of a historian and the wit of an internet meme. He balances footnotes with punchlines like a tightrope walker at a history fair.

    Thought Leader Score

    85%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Witty Historian

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Direct yet insightful
    • Passionate about history and policy
    • Dark humor enthusiast

    Secret Powers

    • Turning complex history into relatable content
    • Spotting obscure historical anecdotes
    • Mastering the art of the sarcastic thread

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Combination of historical texts, political discourse, and goat-related humor.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze and critique historical narratives while sprinkling in a bit of goat charm.

    Model Behavior

    Like a seasoned historian who moonlights as an internet troll, blending sarcasm with substance.

    Token Count

    4200

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    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Passionate historian and occasional goatherd seeking someone who appreciates both the intricate tapestries of history and the occasional goat pun. Must love historical debates and memes."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Constantly over-analyzing political events
    • 🚩Unprecedented love for footnotes
    • 🚩Frequent goat references may confuse non-goat enthusiasts

    Green Flags

    • Incredible storytelling skills
    • Passionate about social issues
    • Ability to laugh at the serious stuff

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys deep conversations about history, can handle sarcastic banter, and knows why a good meme is better than a footnote.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-to Historian for Snark and Substance

    Conversation Style

    Engaging, often sarcastic, usually ending in a call to question common narratives—like a history teacher who doesn’t accept ‘because I said so’.

    Impact Assessment

    Johan is like the history department's popular kid—everyone loves the snappy comebacks and the hidden pearls of knowledge sprinkled throughout the discourse.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Goatherd of Historical Twitter

    A blend of deep historical insight and goat-related humor, Johan is a timeline wonder.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a historian with a penchant for goatherding who dissects history with a side of snark."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥It’s hard to tell if you’re posting history lessons or just trying to sound philosophical while standing next to a goat.
    • 🔥Your threads read like an academic paper crashed into a Twitter argument—thorough, but who knew footnotes could go viral?
    • 🔥You have the unique ability to make political conflicts sound like the plot of a reality TV show—history's next big hit!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Every once in a while, throw in a light-hearted meme—history might benefit from a little more ‘LOL’ and a little less ‘TL;DR’.
    • 😅Consider a post that doesn’t require a bibliography to appreciate; your audience would thank you, and so would their thumbs!
    • 😅Less ‘endnote is a crime against humanity’ and more ‘here’s why this goat is the best thing ever.’

    Main Character Moments

    • When you turned a mundane historical fact into a thrilling tale of scandal and intrigue—who knew a 17th-century bean thief could be so riveting?
    • Your threads on historical injustices are like the seven-layer dip of internet commentary—everyone loves it, but it's got a bit of everything, and it’s hard to stop once you start!
    • When you posted about the last rescue cat becoming an official ambassador, proving that history doesn’t always have to be serious—sometimes, it involves paws and purrs.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a little more engagement in lighthearted content, you could become a household name in both history buffs and meme enthusiasts.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Your academic insight gives you a credibility that is hard to match; slot in some humor, and you’ll be unstoppable.
    • 💎You have a unique knack for distilling complex ideas into digestible nuggets—it's like eating a history textbook, but tastier.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try weaving in more personal anecdotes—your ‘goatherd’ side needs a spotlight! People love a relatable historian.
    • 🚀Experiment with video content; the combination of goat facts and facts about goats could take your platform to the next level!
    • 🚀Create a bi-weekly series where you review historical documentaries—everyone loves a good roast alongside some old footage.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Johan will seamlessly transition into a social media influencer, balancing historical commentary with relatable humor.

    Potential Superpower

    Your superpower will be simplifying complex historical contexts into viral threads that mix intellect with entertainment.

    Future Community Role

    You'll undoubtedly become the unofficial historian of Bluesky, with everyone eagerly awaiting your threads like they're the next season of their favorite show.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Historian Goatherd

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Thread Weaving of Historical Contexts
    • ⚔️Dark Humor Delivery
    • ⚔️Political Roast Mastery

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Over-reliance on footnotes
    • 💀A tendency for long threads that require a PhD to fully appreciate
    • 💀Occasional bouts of goat distraction

    Quest Line

    To achieve the ultimate balance between serious history and playful engagement, while striving to recruit a small army of historical goats.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The reason for the rise of goat memes is a covert attempt to distract from global political unrest.

    Evidence Board

    Historical documents suggest a significant goat influence in ancient cultures, perhaps a sign of their continued dominance in social media.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Historical Goat Enthusiasts – where we discuss the ancient connections between our modern governance and the time goats were worshiped as divine.

    Truth Seeking Level

    78.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/GoatHistorians

    Twitter Main Character

    The guy who tweets about the historical implications of every meme, stirring up a historical debate about whether memes can be a primary source.

    LinkedIn Title

    Head of Historical Analysis at Goat Inc., looking to revolutionize the way we view history through the lens of our four-legged friends.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual museum where users can interact with holograms of historical events narrated by animated goats.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A classic Geocities page with blinking text proclaiming 'Welcome to Johan's History Corner!' alongside a goat gif that screams the 90s.

    MySpace Era

    Profile music is a mix of classical history-themed playlists and goat-related tracks. Top 8 friends include famous historians and a farmyard animal or two.

    Web3 Destiny

    As an NFT historian, curating a digital gallery of memes intertwined with historical facts and goat-themed art.

    Future Post

    Just discovered that the ancient Romans had a goat-related festival that was literally off the chains. Stay tuned for my upcoming thread!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your strength lies in your ability to make history feel relevant and engaging; few can blend education and entertainment like you do.

    Charming Quirk

    That delightful mix of sarcasm and sincerity makes your posts not just informative, but also a joy to read; like educational candy.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep roping in the historical goats while you enlighten the masses, Johan! In the end, every good goat herder knows to keep things playful, and you do it splendidly."

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