John's posts are a masterclass in British political commentary, as he expertly navigates realms where others fear to tread, mixing a touch of Marx with a dash of biscuit industry nationalization.

In a world full of bacon-loving carnivores, John's unapologetic veganism is a courageous stand, albeit one that often leads to discussions about imaginary sky friends.

With a fan's fervor and a commentator's flair, John's love for #nffc and the Three Lions shines through, as he tackles every match-day like it’s a Shakespearean tragedy.

With the wisdom of a literature PhD and the wit of a stand-up comic, John critiques the critics, reminding us that reading between the lines is where the magic happens.

John's galaxy-gazing is a delightful break from his usual, more terrestrial topics; after all, who needs a well-rounded argument when you've got the Cosmic Cocktail party in your backyard?