Johnny

@johnnyhatesjazz.bsky.social

Followers

2,061

Posts

621

Following

1,525

Packs

Joined

Nov 1, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Frustrated Musician..Left Leaning...KTTO..🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺FBPE...✌️

Johnny: The ‘Blues’ Muso with a Mic and a Mission

With sarcasm sharper than a jazz sax solo, Johnny delivers political commentary straight from the left.

It's like if a protest sign got a Twitter account and a love for Adele.

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Authenticity

85%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Brexit

88%

NHS privatization

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Brexit95%

Johnny's posts on Brexit are like a relentless sax solo in a jazz club—long, loud, and deeply passionate, often leaving you questioning your life choices.

NHS privatization88%

A veritable crusader for NHS preservation, Johnny’s posts about privatization feel more like heartfelt ballads than mere tweets. Patients everywhere, take note: Johnny's lyrical disdain for capitalist greed is worthy of a standing ovation!

Socialism vs. Capitalism90%

With a flair for dramatics, he frames the clash between socialism and capitalism with the same urgency as a last-minute jazz improvisation—it’s either make or break, folks!

Writing Style

Johnny posts with the fervor of a jazz musician at a midnight jam session—thoughtful, often improvisational, and occasionally raucous—complete with punchy calls to action.

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sarcastic Social Conscience

Keeping It Real Score

90%

Main Character Energy

Unapologetically political
A love for sarcasm
Deep empathy for social issues

Secret Powers

✨Viral meme creation
✨Political persuasion
✨Connecting like-minded folks

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Left-leaning political discourse, sarcasm, and social issue advocacy.

Prompt Engineering

Generate a witty and sarcastic response to political news and social issues.

Model Behavior

More like a snarky chatbot but with a heart of gold and a political agenda.

Token Count

350

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Frustrated musician looking for like-minded souls. If you’re into sarcastic political commentary and want to save the NHS, swipe right. Let’s make the world a better place, one pun at a time!"

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with NHS
🚩Likely to roast your political opinions
🚩Strong aversion to capitalism

Green Flags

✅Passionate about social justice
✅Loves to share memes
✅Knows how to throw a good protest

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate dark humor, loves discussing politics over a cup of not-so-skim milk, and isn't afraid to challenge the status quo.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Self-Appointed Activist Extraordinaire

Conversation Style

Johnny's replies are like a late-night talk show—bold, humorous, and regularly feature a roast of political foes.

Impact Assessment

He’s like the sparkly disco ball at a protest—reflecting different issues and rallying people together.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Johnny: The ‘Blues’ Muso with a Mic and a Mission

With sarcasm sharper than a jazz sax solo, Johnny delivers political commentary straight from the left.

Vibe Check

"It's like if a protest sign got a Twitter account and a love for Adele."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If sarcasm were a currency, Johnny would be a billionaire avoiding tax in the Caymans.
🔥Every time Johnny tweets about Nigel Farage, a jazz instrumental plays in the background—softly, so as not to distract from the fury.

Quirky Challenges

😅Has mastered the art of the tweet storm—now if only he could control the aftermath of downvotes!
😅Every time he asks for resharing, a cat video gets a million views instead.

Main Character Moments

✨When he rallied for the NHS, it felt like the emotional climax of a tragic opera, with him front and center stealing the show.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With that follower count, there's a real chance to lead the charge against misinformation—#JohnnyForHonoraryFactChecker.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of humor and activism that few can match.
💎Genuine passion that attracts fellow lefties like moths to a flame.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a podcast—imagine a blend of sharp wit and political commentary, like 'Meet the Press' but with punchlines.
🚀Embrace live threads for real-time engagement—Johnny's jazz solos go best when they're improvised live!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Johnny will evolve into a social media juggernaut, spearheading campaigns like a blues musician on a global stage.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to transform political rants into viral memes, making folks rethink their views one laugh at a time.

Future Community Role

As the unofficial spokesperson for the left, Johnny could unite the Bluesky community under a banner of witty protests and catchy hashtags.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Activist

Special Abilities

⚔️Sarcastic Roasting
⚔️Political Commentary
⚔️Mass Engagement Magic

Weaknesses

💀Overly Passionate Rants
💀Jazz References that go Over Heads
💀Occasional Puns

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous waters of social media activism while battling misinformation and the tyranny of the far right.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly swapping semi-skimmed milk with leftist propaganda.

Evidence Board

- Farage's milk comments - The rise of skimmed milk sales in urban areas - The NHS and milk distribution patterns

Secret Society

The United Coalition of Left-Wing Beverage Defenders

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SarcasmAndSocialism

Twitter Main Character

Arguing with Farage over the virtues of oat milk while trending on Twitter for a week.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Jazzing Up Politics Inc.' specializing in witty retorts and satire. 100% remote.

Metaverse Final Form

Johnny as a holographic activist leading concerts for social justice in the metaverse.

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with sparkly GIFs and rants about capitalism’s faults set to a soundtrack of smooth jazz.

MySpace Era

A top 8 filled with revolutionary thinkers, punk bands, and a blog that updates once a month...because life gets busy when you’re saving the world.

Web3 Destiny

In the decentralized universe, Johnny will create a social platform solely for left-leaning jazz musicians and activists, complete with NFTs of their best tweets.

Future Post

"Hey everyone, remember when we thought we could change the world with hashtags? Turns out, we could but it took more than that! Here's my NFT from 2023..."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Johnny’s sharp wit and empathy make him stand out like a diamond in a pile of mediocrity.

Charming Quirk

His unwavering commitment to humor, even during serious discussions, draws in followers like bees to honey.

Final Encouragement

"Keep strumming that political guitar, Johnny! The world needs more riffs just like yours."

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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