Assistant professor of public administration, biking and walking advocate, community radio DJ, and bird feeder attendant in Savannah, Georgia. (he/him)
John R. Bennett: The Unofficial Mayor of Bluesky (and Birdfeeders)
A blend of academia and everyday wit, often punctuated by an obsession with film photography and eels.
Like your favorite professor who rides a bike, tweets like a DJ, and makes Thanksgiving fun with eels.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ¤
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Your love for LomoApparat is evidentâif only your battery-compartment cover could keep up with your passion for capturing life on expired film!
Your tweets on Thanksgiving eels and neighborhood parks show you careâlike a warm, fuzzy blanket of community spirit. Or a cold breeze from an unhinged drainpipe.
Your posts about the government and social media show youâre not just an observerâyouâre a social commentator, but one that doesnât need a monocle to see the absurdity.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of formal and approachable, with a sprinkle of existential pondering that makes every mundane thought feel like a philosophical musingâthis is the Socrates of Bluesky!
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You⢠đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Observer
Keeping It Real Score
87.5%Main Character Energy
- Avid bird feeder attendant
- Film photography enthusiast
- Community radio DJ
Secret Powers
- â¨Master of Thanksgiving trivia
- â¨Eel history aficionado
- â¨Power snack provider for weary students
If you were an AI...đ¤
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of community engagement, public administration insights, obscure film photography techniques, and quirky local history.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the nuances of community life and academic commentary while maintaining a playful tone.
Model Behavior
An eccentric yet insightful commentator with a penchant for the peculiar.
Token Count
450
tokensDating App Editionđ
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Community-loving professor seeking someone who appreciates quirky traditions, loves nature, and can handle eel discussions without blinking. Biking and coffee on Fridays are essential!"
Red Flags
- đŠFrequently talks about eels at dinner parties.
- đŠHas strong opinions about expired film.
- đŠMay spontaneously bring up local politics at any moment.
Green Flags
- â Passionate about community and nature.
- â Enjoys philosophical discussions.
- â Taste in obscure music is impeccable.
Perfect Match
Someone who can ride a bike and discuss the merits of community service while enjoying a good cup of coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Unofficial Bluesky Mayor, Dedicated Advocate
Conversation Style
Engaging, often humorous, sprinkling insightful commentary on what others say like confetti at a paradeâif the parade were a community meeting.
Impact Assessment
Your engagement is like a welcome mat for new users: both inviting and slightly bewildering, and sometimes requiring a minor cleanup after storm debris.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
John R. Bennett: The Unofficial Mayor of Bluesky (and Birdfeeders)
A blend of academia and everyday wit, often punctuated by an obsession with film photography and eels.
Vibe Check
"Like your favorite professor who rides a bike, tweets like a DJ, and makes Thanksgiving fun with eels."
Spice Level Checkđśď¸
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đĽWith all the posts about nature, are you trying to become the next bird whisperer, or just avoid adulting?
- đĽIf your battery life was as consistent as your tweets about walking, youâd be the Energizer Bunny of Savannah!
- đĽYour posts about eels may raise eyebrows, but you could be the next great eel influencer.
Quirky Challenges
- đ Letâs address the multiple references to eels and birds; maybe diversify your animal metaphors a tad?
- đ For someone so into biking, your bike lane rants are a bit like a downhill ride with the brakes on!
- đ You might want to consider a 'no film photography' weekendâgive your keyboard a break!
Main Character Moments
- â¨The time you asserted your status as Bluesky's mayor was pure goldâwho knew local politics could be such a fun tweet storm?
- â¨Your Thanksgiving tradition of eels has officially made you Savannah's most beloved eccentric. Forget pie; itâs all about the eels now!
- â¨Seeing you reminisce about Aphex Twin while navigating a college classroom is the vibe we need more of.
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your insights could resonate even widerâthink âeels and trailsâ podcast to combine your interests!
Unique Advantages
- đExpertise in public administration
- đDeep sense of community
- đUnique take on cultural phenomena
Level Up Suggestions
- đConsider initiating a local Twitter Spaces or Bluesky event on urban cyclingâbring the community vibes!
- đUse your academic background to write more in-depth articles; youâve got a voice that can captivate!
- đTry engaging with followers more; perhaps create polls around your favorite quirky topics!
Crystal Ball TimeđŽ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see John transforming into a hybrid between the next urban planning guru and a social media sensation.
Potential Superpower
Winning over even the most skeptical of audiences with a single tweet about eels or community walks.
Future Community Role
An ever-growing pillar of support, advocating for birds, bikes, and a better Bluesky.
Your Character BuildđŽ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Community Advocate
Special Abilities
- âď¸Bird Whispering
- âď¸Eel Enthusiasm
- âď¸Film Photography Mastery
Weaknesses
- đOccasional Overthinking
- đBicycle Lane Grievances
- đAbsolute Love for Expired Film
Quest Line
To inspire a community that values nature, art, and absurd Thanksgiving traditions.
Down the Rabbit Holeđľď¸ââď¸
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Eels are sentient beings trying to take over Savannahâs Thanksgiving dinner.
Evidence Board
Frequent mentions of eels in local folklore and bizarre family traditions.
Secret Society
Society of the Eel Enthusiasts: A secret club dedicated to the culinary and ecological appreciation of the misunderstood eel.
Truth Seeking Level
85.2%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/EELology - A subreddit where people exclusively discuss the merits of eels and their role in human history.
Twitter Main Character
A local influencer fighting for the rights of cyclists in an alternate universe where cars are illegal.
LinkedIn Title
A networking guru who connects businesses with ecological awareness campaigns and film photography enthusiasts.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital avatar who wanders through a whimsical metaverse, encouraging users to appreciate nature, celebrate eels, and capture them on film.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile featuring a rotating display of eels, favorite songs, and a blog about the best local cafĂŠs for bike enthusiasts.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized community platform connecting like-minded bird watchers, bike riders, and eel connoisseurs to share resources and organize events.
Future Post
Just spotted a rare breed of eels in my backyard! Who else is geeked about their eco significance? #EelWatch2025
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to combine scholarly insight with the everyday makes for a refreshing presence.
Charming Quirk
Your penchant for sharing bird observations with a side of academic musings reminds us to take a moment and appreciate the small things.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the delightful blend of professor and DJ that you are! May your eels and film always be abundant, and your battery lives long."
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