Féministe, athée, bilingual wishing I knew more languages. Roomate to a house panther, plutôt de gauche.
Feminist, book lover, and proud parent of a panther who probably judges her reading choices.
Think of her as the literary friend who always brings the best snacks and has strong opinions on everything.
"Your content DNA, decoded
If there's a book challenge, you can bet Johanne will be there, possibly with a cat curling up on her lap as she reads.
She tackles political topics with the finesse of a cat batting at a toy mouse—thoughtful yet playful, revealing much deeper perspectives underneath.
Her food posts are like a love letter to comfort—every dish lovingly served with a side of ‘let's not talk about calories.’
Her writing displays a unique blend of candor and humor, often peppered with emojis that feel like they're sipping tea with her while she shares her thoughts.
Your online personality exposed
The Intellectual Cat Lady
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Historical feminist literature and culinary delights, interspersed with cat memes and political commentary.
Write engaging and witty posts about books, feminism, and cooking, infused with humor and cat-related observations.
ChatGPT plus a dash of catnip-induced creativity—thought-provoking yet whimsical.
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tokensYour profile in swipe-speak
"Feminist book lover seeking someone who appreciates cat memes and culinary adventures. Fluent in English and French, looking for a partner to explore literature and life!"
Someone who can match my enthusiasm for feminist literature and maybe also indulge in a cat or two.
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Your social vibe analysis
The Opinionated Foodie and Book Worm
Engaging but selective, like a cat deciding when to cuddle. She shows up when it matters and adds zesty remarks that leave others smiling.
Her presence is like that quirky, captivating book that everyone ends up reading despite their initial reluctance.
Your profile in a flash
Feminist, book lover, and proud parent of a panther who probably judges her reading choices.
"Think of her as the literary friend who always brings the best snacks and has strong opinions on everything."
The saucy details
Your character progression
Your candidness could transform into a platform for meaningful discussions—think literary TED talks but with more cats.
Your future, decoded
I foresee Johanne morphing into a book community titan, leading discussions about feminist literature while cooking up a storm in the kitchen.
Your ability to engage and provoke thought might just turn you into the ‘Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret’ of the internet.
An inspiring voice for book lovers and feminist advocates alike—watch for her memes and opinions to become communal hug-therapy!
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Bookworm
Navigating the literary landscape while advocating for women and raising a judgmental house panther.
Your conspiracy detector
The publishing industry is secretly run by cats who control the narrative on literature and feminism.
Not enough cats on book covers, fueling theories that humans are a mere front for feline interests.
Society of Purrfect Pens, where all members must write books under their cat's name.
Your variants across platforms
r/r/CatBooks
Debating whether cats should have their own literary awards, inciting chaos on BookTok.
CEO of ‘Literary Catnip Co.’—making reading purr-sonal!
A virtual library where cats critique the latest literature while lounging in cozy nooks.
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Your digital time warp
Profile song: 'Cats in the Cradle'. Background: A wallpaper made entirely of stacks of books.
Owning a virtual bookstore that specializes in feminist literature, complete with a digital cat cafe.
Just finished my 500th book! If you need me, I’ll be crying into my cat's fur about which one to read next.
Wrapping up your story
Johanne’s authenticity shines through in every post, making her a beacon of honest conversation in a sea of fluff.
Her enigmatic cat puns add a delightful twist to her literary adventures, making them feel like rollercoaster rides!
"Keep embracing the chaos of reading, cooking, and cat-parenting—who knows? Maybe one day you’ll write a bestselling memoir called 'Books, Cats, and Curry: A Life Well-Read'!"
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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