Author of Inverting the Pyramid, Angels with Dirty Faces, The Names Heard Long Ago and Two Brothers. Editor of the Blizzard. Journalist for the Guardian. Co-host of It Was What It Was: the Football History Podcast. www.jonawils.com
Jonathan Wilson: The Tactical Tactician of Bluesky
A master of football analysis and self-promotion, all wrapped up in a love for the beautiful game.
Like a coach with a clipboard, simultaneously strategizing his content and plotting his next book sale.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Wilson dives into tactical conundrums like a footballer jumping into a pool of ice water—unafraid and refreshing!
From discounts to must-reads, he promotes his works like a kid selling lemonade—except it's all about tactics and biographies instead!
His podcast antics reveal insights into football that are as rich as a double espresso on a Monday morning—invigorating and slightly jittery!
Writing Style
Concise yet impactful, his posts read like the title of his books—intriguing and packed with insight, but occasionally echoing the sound of a cash register.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Football Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Tactical insights
- Book promotions
- Witty repartees
Secret Powers
- ✨Selling books as if they were football tickets
- ✨Turning football history into art prints
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Football history, tactical analysis, prevalent football trends, and personal book promotions.
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging content about football, tactics, and promote Jonathan Wilson's books with witty commentary.
Model Behavior
Like a well-informed, slightly overzealous sports commentator on caffeine.
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Football aficionado & literary enthusiast. If you can name three obscure football tactics and know the trajectory of a ball in slow motion, we’ll get along just fine. But if you're here for my book recommendations... you’re about to be overwhelmed."
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with football history
- 🚩90% of conversations may lead to book promotions
- 🚩Incessantly pushes for discounts
Green Flags
- ✅Deeply passionate about sports
- ✅Rich knowledge base
- ✅Excellent at starting intellectual debates
Perfect Match
Someone who shares a love for football, literature, and a healthy sense of humor about promotions.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Savvy Book Peddler
Conversation Style
Engaging but often with a sly undertone—like a footballer teasing the opposing team before a match.
Impact Assessment
His presence is like a football match where everyone leaves having learned something, but also wanting to buy a t-shirt.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jonathan Wilson: The Tactical Tactician of Bluesky
A master of football analysis and self-promotion, all wrapped up in a love for the beautiful game.
Vibe Check
"Like a coach with a clipboard, simultaneously strategizing his content and plotting his next book sale."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Every post is like a free kick—often aimed at promoting a book or two!
- 🔥Your love for discounts is rivaled only by your dedication to football history!
- 🔥If your books were a football team, they’d be on the top of the league—requires constant promotion!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Less promotion, more interaction! We know 'Inverting the Pyramid' is great, but how about some 'Inverting the Conversation'?
- 😅Try to post about something other than 'Here’s my book!'—the universe of football is vast!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment when you realized your book discounts get more likes than your football insights.
- ✨When every Christmas is a campaign for selling your books, you’d think it’s the World Cup!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a little more interaction, you could transform from a book peddler to a community icon!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep knowledge of football and culture
- 💎Wit that cuts through the noise
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Engage more with followers beyond book promotions—after all, conversation might just be the best marketing!
- 🚀Mix in some personal anecdotes with your football analysis—it’s the sideline chatter that makes a game exciting!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see Jonathan becoming the go-to expert on football's past, present, and future—like the Philippe Coutinho of Bluesky!
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of turning every post into a savvy marketing pitch without losing authenticity—like a magician pulling books from a hat!
Future Community Role
He’s destined to be the neighborhood football historian, sharing stories and selling books over a pint—ideally at the pub!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Book Peddler
Special Abilities
- ⚔️In-depth Tactical Analysis
- ⚔️Master of Football Lore
- ⚔️Book Promotion Wizardry
Weaknesses
- 💀Too Much Self-Promotion
- 💀Tactical Overanalysis
- 💀Occasional Lack of Interaction
Quest Line
Conquer the Kingdom of Football Knowledge While Building a Book Empire.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Football leagues are secretly controlled by a cabal of literary agents pushing their authors’ narratives.
Evidence Board
Books about football tactics are everywhere, and they always conveniently go on sale during important matches.
Secret Society
The Society of Football Literati—where every member must write a book and agree to promote it relentlessly.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FootballPhilosophy
Twitter Main Character
Unravels deep conspiracies about the history of football tactics and their impact on modern games.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Wilson & Tactics Ltd., revolutionizing how we understand football’s past, one book at a time.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate football library, where every shelf leads to a different era of the beautiful game.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom music plays upon entry, showcasing the 'best moments in football' as you scroll through his top 8 list of favorite players and books.
Web3 Destiny
Launching 'The Blockchain of Football History', where each token represents a unique game, tactic, or player biography.
Future Post
2025: 'The Rise of the AI Coach: How Algorithms Decided the World Cup!' with a special guest appearance by ChatGPT.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your knowledge is vast and your passion is palpable!
Charming Quirk
Who else could make a 35% discount sound equally enticing and educational?
Final Encouragement
"Keep diving into those tactics, but remember—sometimes it's the conversation that scores the most important goals!"
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