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    Jonathan Wilson

    @jonawils.bsky.social

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    Author of Inverting the Pyramid, Angels with Dirty Faces, The Names Heard Long Ago and Two Brothers. Editor of the Blizzard. Journalist for the Guardian. Co-host of It Was What It Was: the Football History Podcast. www.jonawils.com

    Jonathan Wilson: The Tactical Tactician of Bluesky

    A master of football analysis and self-promotion, all wrapped up in a love for the beautiful game.

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    Like a coach with a clipboard, simultaneously strategizing his content and plotting his next book sale.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Football Tactics
    85%
    Book Promotions

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Football Tactics90%

    Wilson dives into tactical conundrums like a footballer jumping into a pool of ice water—unafraid and refreshing!

    Book Promotions85%

    From discounts to must-reads, he promotes his works like a kid selling lemonade—except it's all about tactics and biographies instead!

    Podcasting75%

    His podcast antics reveal insights into football that are as rich as a double espresso on a Monday morning—invigorating and slightly jittery!

    Writing Style

    Concise yet impactful, his posts read like the title of his books—intriguing and packed with insight, but occasionally echoing the sound of a cash register.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Football Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Tactical insights
    • Book promotions
    • Witty repartees

    Secret Powers

    • Selling books as if they were football tickets
    • Turning football history into art prints

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Football history, tactical analysis, prevalent football trends, and personal book promotions.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate engaging content about football, tactics, and promote Jonathan Wilson's books with witty commentary.

    Model Behavior

    Like a well-informed, slightly overzealous sports commentator on caffeine.

    Token Count

    500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Football aficionado & literary enthusiast. If you can name three obscure football tactics and know the trajectory of a ball in slow motion, we’ll get along just fine. But if you're here for my book recommendations... you’re about to be overwhelmed."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Obsessed with football history
    • 🚩90% of conversations may lead to book promotions
    • 🚩Incessantly pushes for discounts

    Green Flags

    • Deeply passionate about sports
    • Rich knowledge base
    • Excellent at starting intellectual debates

    Perfect Match

    Someone who shares a love for football, literature, and a healthy sense of humor about promotions.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Savvy Book Peddler

    Conversation Style

    Engaging but often with a sly undertone—like a footballer teasing the opposing team before a match.

    Impact Assessment

    His presence is like a football match where everyone leaves having learned something, but also wanting to buy a t-shirt.

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    Your profile in a flash

    Jonathan Wilson: The Tactical Tactician of Bluesky

    A master of football analysis and self-promotion, all wrapped up in a love for the beautiful game.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a coach with a clipboard, simultaneously strategizing his content and plotting his next book sale."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Every post is like a free kick—often aimed at promoting a book or two!
    • 🔥Your love for discounts is rivaled only by your dedication to football history!
    • 🔥If your books were a football team, they’d be on the top of the league—requires constant promotion!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Less promotion, more interaction! We know 'Inverting the Pyramid' is great, but how about some 'Inverting the Conversation'?
    • 😅Try to post about something other than 'Here’s my book!'—the universe of football is vast!

    Main Character Moments

    • That moment when you realized your book discounts get more likes than your football insights.
    • When every Christmas is a campaign for selling your books, you’d think it’s the World Cup!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a little more interaction, you could transform from a book peddler to a community icon!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Deep knowledge of football and culture
    • 💎Wit that cuts through the noise

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Engage more with followers beyond book promotions—after all, conversation might just be the best marketing!
    • 🚀Mix in some personal anecdotes with your football analysis—it’s the sideline chatter that makes a game exciting!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect to see Jonathan becoming the go-to expert on football's past, present, and future—like the Philippe Coutinho of Bluesky!

    Potential Superpower

    Mastering the art of turning every post into a savvy marketing pitch without losing authenticity—like a magician pulling books from a hat!

    Future Community Role

    He’s destined to be the neighborhood football historian, sharing stories and selling books over a pint—ideally at the pub!

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    Class

    Lawful Book Peddler

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️In-depth Tactical Analysis
    • ⚔️Master of Football Lore
    • ⚔️Book Promotion Wizardry

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Too Much Self-Promotion
    • 💀Tactical Overanalysis
    • 💀Occasional Lack of Interaction

    Quest Line

    Conquer the Kingdom of Football Knowledge While Building a Book Empire.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Football leagues are secretly controlled by a cabal of literary agents pushing their authors’ narratives.

    Evidence Board

    Books about football tactics are everywhere, and they always conveniently go on sale during important matches.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Football Literati—where every member must write a book and agree to promote it relentlessly.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/FootballPhilosophy

    Twitter Main Character

    Unravels deep conspiracies about the history of football tactics and their impact on modern games.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Wilson & Tactics Ltd., revolutionizing how we understand football’s past, one book at a time.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The ultimate football library, where every shelf leads to a different era of the beautiful game.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to Jonathan Wilson’s Geocities page—a haven of ASCII art and information on football tactics, complete with a counter showing who visited last.

    MySpace Era

    Custom music plays upon entry, showcasing the 'best moments in football' as you scroll through his top 8 list of favorite players and books.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching 'The Blockchain of Football History', where each token represents a unique game, tactic, or player biography.

    Future Post

    2025: 'The Rise of the AI Coach: How Algorithms Decided the World Cup!' with a special guest appearance by ChatGPT.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your knowledge is vast and your passion is palpable!

    Charming Quirk

    Who else could make a 35% discount sound equally enticing and educational?

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep diving into those tactics, but remember—sometimes it's the conversation that scores the most important goals!"

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