writer and shouter. New Statesman, Paper Cuts, Oh God What Now, The Newsletter of (Not Quite) Everything, etc. pls buy my books, my dog is hungry
Jonn Elledge: The Bard of Bluesky (and occasional train enthusiast)
A master of the witty quip and the insightful rant, Jonn Elledge is Bluesky's very own modern-day bard.
Picture Shakespeare in a pub, armed with a pint and a deep love for public transport.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jonn clearly has a love affair with the London Overground, treating it like a celebrity on a red carpet. His posts could be the pamphlets for a new rom-com: 'Trainspotting: The Romance'.
This is where Elledge really flexes his muscles, dropping truth bombs like a well-aimed paintball. From the rise of populism to the intricacies of local governance, he's the modern-day Cassandra, but with better jokes.
Whether it's taking down right-wing populism or dissecting Christmas songs, Jonn's pop culture insights are as refreshing as a winter’s breeze—except with more sarcasm and a touch of despair.
Writing Style
Witty, incisive, and often sprinkled with a dose of self-deprecating humor, Jonn's writing is like a well-crafted stand-up set: punchy, engaging, and often leaves you wanting more.
Thought Leader Score
92%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Sharp Wit
- Social Commentary
- Transport Enthusiast
Secret Powers
- ✨Subtle Political Analysis
- ✨Mapping Overground Networks
- ✨Creative Book Promotion
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Snarky commentary, political discourse, transport networks, pop culture references, and humor-infused social critique.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and critique social media posts with humor and insight, focusing on political commentary and personal anecdotes.
Model Behavior
Like a witty stand-up comic fused with a sharp political analyst, always ready to roast the absurdities of the world.
Token Count
1200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Writer with a penchant for yelling witty insights that no one asked for but everyone enjoys. I have a soft spot for public transport and an even softer spot for Christmas songs. Let’s grab a glass while I explain why right-wing populism is ruining everything!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent rants about trains and politics—might get boring at parties.
- 🚩Might accidentally make you think too deeply about public transport.
- 🚩Dog owner—he's cute, but definitely takes priority.
Green Flags
- ✅Hilarious and insightful; you'll never be bored.
- ✅Loves books and probably has a reading list longer than your arm.
- ✅Is definitely the friend who will back you up in a heated debate.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys clever banter and isn’t afraid to receive unsolicited opinions on train routes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sarcastic Conscience
Conversation Style
Engaging and often irreverent, where he mixes insightful commentary with comedic relief, like the class clown who also aces the exams.
Impact Assessment
Jonn's posts are like the cheeky friend at a dinner party, always bringing up the topics you didn’t know you needed to discuss.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jonn Elledge: The Bard of Bluesky (and occasional train enthusiast)
A master of the witty quip and the insightful rant, Jonn Elledge is Bluesky's very own modern-day bard.
Vibe Check
"Picture Shakespeare in a pub, armed with a pint and a deep love for public transport."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your love for the London Overground is starting to feel like a rom-com plotline—'This Train Is Mine'—and we’re all just waiting for the meet-cute.
- 🔥You could probably write a dissertation on the nuances of the British political landscape, but we're all just here for the jokes.
- 🔥Sometimes your posts read like they’re one tweet away from turning into a scheduled newsletter.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Consider talking about something other than the Overground for a day—just to keep us on our toes.
- 😅How about a post that doesn’t include a reference to British politics? Just for fun?
- 😅The fact that you haven't set a world record for the most witty train-related hashtags is a true travesty.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you casually roast Gregg Wallace's PR team like they're your ex—it's both savage and relatable at the same time.
- ✨That moment when your post about the decline of local industries gets more engagement than celebrity gossip—you're a cultural icon in the making.
- ✨Your rants on the complexities of ticketing in Britain double as social commentary and an empathetic call to action.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Jonn has a secret talent for turning everyday observations into viral content—like a magician with social commentary instead of rabbits.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for engaging storytelling
- 💎Ability to weave humor into serious topics
- 💎Strong connection to a sizeable audience
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Explore collaborations with fellow Bluesky users to expand your content variety.
- 🚀Consider launching a podcast where you discuss trains, politics, and pop culture because why not?
- 🚀Experiment with humorous short-form videos to bring your witty insights to life.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Jonn will transition from witty social commentator to the go-to voice for incisive analysis on public transport and political satire.
Potential Superpower
The ability to make even the dullest topics seem intriguing—imagine making traffic jams sound like Shakespearean dramas.
Future Community Role
He will cement his position as the community's unofficial spokesperson for British public transport and political discontent.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Witty Observer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Snappy One-Liners
- ⚔️Political Snark
- ⚔️Overground Enthusiasm
Weaknesses
- 💀Obsessive Train-spotting
- 💀Potential Overuse of Sarcasm
- 💀Frequent Tangents on British Politics
Quest Line
To navigate the convoluted world of British politics while championing the joys of public transport.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The London Overground is secretly a government experiment to keep the masses distracted from the political chaos.
Evidence Board
Inconsistent train schedules, mysterious route changes, and oddly enthusiastic train spotters seem too coordinated to be coincidental.
Secret Society
The Society of Trainspotting Conspiracy Theorists (STCT) — we gather at train stations at midnight for clandestine discussions.
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/LondonTransitLovers—where all the train and public transport enthusiasts unite!
Twitter Main Character
In another timeline, Jonn leads a viral campaign to change all London bus routes to Shakespearean names.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Trainspotting Solutions': providing innovative ideas for efficient public transport systems.
Metaverse Final Form
A highly acclaimed virtual transport simulation expert, giving masterclasses on navigating the metaverse via buses and trains.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 Friends: The London Overground, Chris Rea, my dog, and 5 other political commentators who love a good rant.
Web3 Destiny
Entering the metaverse with a series of NFT train tickets that also double as political commentary.
Future Post
Just stumbled upon another awful train journey. Still waiting for my revolution.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your sharp wit and keen insights are your superpower—they dazzle and provoke thought.
Charming Quirk
The humorous self-awareness in your posts is like a warm hug in the often-cold world of social media.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shouting into the void, Jonn! Your cleverness is the beacon we all need in this chaotic online sea."
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