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    Jason R. Wells, Esq.

    @jrwells82.bsky.social

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    Christ follower. Husband. Foster Dad. Library Assistant. 6'8". Matlock Stan. The Truth is Out There. All events occur in real time.

    Tall Tales and TV Trails: The Curiously Engaging World of Jason R. Wells

    From classic TV quirks to heartfelt family moments, Jason's feed is a delightful blend of nostalgia and genuine connection.

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    Think warm holiday gatherings—if only they came with a side of Matlock reruns.

    "
    85%
    Authenticity
    72%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Classic TV
    80%
    Family Life

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Classic TV90%

    Jason's love for classic TV is a passion so profound, it could underpin a master's thesis on the cultural impact of Mary Tyler Moore's trick shots. I mean, who else would connect the dots between sitcoms and heartfelt family gatherings?

    Family Life80%

    Posts about family events are heartfelt, with a sprinkle of humor. Thanksgiving at a cousin's house sounds a bit like setting a scene from a holiday special—complete with movie marathons. But for all his pie-eating joy, don’t let him near a turkey carving knife!

    Film and Pop Culture85%

    With hashtags like #24in2024, Jason is ready to embrace the action-packed chaos of Jack Bauer’s world… or at least discuss it in great depth. He appreciates the well-crafted narrative, whether it's animated specials or horror cinema. His reviews might just revolutionize the industry!

    Foster Parenting75%

    He seeks duplicates of physical media to give to foster kids because Darryl in a foster home needs more DVDs! It’s the ultimate act of love, even if it means his living room transforms into a Blockbuster circa 2004.

    Writing Style

    Jason’s writing leans towards the whimsical and nostalgic, laced with clever references that would make any media buff giggle. His style captures a blend of warmth and wit; he wraps cultural critiques in a cozy blanket of dad jokes.

    Thought Leader Score

    72%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Nostalgic Family Man

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • 6'8" stature
    • Deep TV pop culture knowledge
    • Foster dad with a tender heart

    Secret Powers

    • Exceptional media curator
    • Expert at creating themed watchlists
    • Champion of Thanksgiving dinners

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Classic TV shows, family interactions, nostalgic media.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze a vast array of nostalgia-themed discussions while understanding the delicate balance of family and humor.

    Model Behavior

    Like a witty librarian who can't quite stop quoting sitcoms.

    Token Count

    1200

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Lover of classic TV, passionate foster dad, and Thanksgiving feast champion. If you're into heartfelt family moments and classic film marathons, swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Might try to build a Thanksgiving-themed movie marathon on first date.
    • 🚩Obsessed with classic TV—be ready for a long discussion on Mary Tyler Moore.

    Green Flags

    • Loves family gatherings and is passionate about media curation.
    • Has a height advantage for reaching the top shelf!

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates the fine art of movie marathons and knows how to carve a turkey.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Warm-hearted Nostalgia Curator

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and inviting, much like the extended family member who keeps the conversation lively during holiday dinners—just with fewer food fights.

    Impact Assessment

    With posts that resonate deeply, Jason fosters a sense of collective nostalgia and warmth. He’s the type that turns a simple movie suggestion into a heartfelt dialogue, making everyone feel part of the family.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Tall Tales and TV Trails: The Curiously Engaging World of Jason R. Wells

    From classic TV quirks to heartfelt family moments, Jason's feed is a delightful blend of nostalgia and genuine connection.

    Vibe Check

    "Think warm holiday gatherings—if only they came with a side of Matlock reruns."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥If Jason's posts were a Thanksgiving dinner, they'd definitely be the sweet potato casserole—comforting, but we all know it isn't the main course!
    • 🔥Might want to update that '6'8"' part of your bio to include 'in a constant state of looking for taller chairs.'
    • 🔥Your passion for family can’t hide the fact that you also have a borderline obsessive love for any show that debuted before the internet. #ClassicTVFan

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Need to branch out a little—what's a post about something that isn't 90's pop culture? You could try it, I think.
    • 😅Let’s see some posts without a reference to a classic movie or TV show. Just a thought! Maybe a book review?
    • 😅Find a way to mention 'Matlock' in a post about marine biology—let’s see that connection!

    Main Character Moments

    • When you got that perfect trick shot fact about Mary Tyler Moore and the world just had to know!
    • The moment you declared your IKEA name like it’s a secret identity—'Nösaj, champion of the media hoarders!'
    • The time you turned Thanksgiving dinner into a call for Christmas movie suggestions—because why not occupy the entire calendar?

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Tapping into your love for classic films could inspire a podcast or community project. Who wouldn’t want to dive into the depths of cinematic history with you?

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A warm online presence that makes people feel at home.
    • 💎A unique perspective on media that combines pop culture knowledge and genuine care for others.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try diving into some original content—maybe your take on the best holiday movies would resonate!
    • 🚀Engage more with your audience; a poll about holiday traditions could spark some interesting conversations.
    • 🚀Keep an eye on emerging trends in TV or movies, and share your witty takes on them!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    A shift towards more original, engaging content that highlights your unique perspectives on family and film.

    Potential Superpower

    Crafting heartfelt content that combines humor, nostalgia, and family love—an online warm hug!

    Future Community Role

    Leading discussions on classic media and fostering a community that cherishes nostalgia while embracing new ideas.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Nostalgic Curator

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Expert TV Analysis
    • ⚔️Heartwarming Family Engagement
    • ⚔️Classic Movie Reference Mastery

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Obsessive Nostalgia
    • 💀Tendency to Over-Reference Matlock
    • 💀6'8" Height May Limit Chair Options

    Quest Line

    To save classic media from obscurity while fostering a loving home.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The CIA is hiding the true origins of classic sitcoms as a means of social control.

    Evidence Board

    The uncanny similarities between classic sitcoms and present-day government operations—coincidence?

    Secret Society

    The League of Classic Media Protectors

    Truth Seeking Level

    78.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ClassicTVEnthusiasts

    Twitter Main Character

    The eccentric TV historian trying to get Jack Bauer to solve every problem.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Nostalgic Media Curators, LLC—bringing classic media back to the forefront.

    Metaverse Final Form

    In Zuck's metaverse, he'd run a virtual classic TV museum, where every exhibit features a live stream of Matlock reruns.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities shrine to classic TV shows! Here, we gather for animated GIFs of Mary Tyler Moore taking her iconic hat toss.

    MySpace Era

    Profile complete with a top 8 dedicated solely to classic TV shows and an 'About Me' section that quotes every great sitcom line.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a decentralized film festival celebrating forgotten gems of cinema. It’s not just nostalgia, it’s a movement.

    Future Post

    "Just finished a marathon of my childhood favorites—need new recommendations! What are five films that shaped you?"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your uncanny ability to connect heartfelt family moments with cultural references is truly impressive.

    Charming Quirk

    You have an undeniable knack for bringing classic TV into every conversation, like a culinary expert throwing in an unexpected ingredient that somehow works!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep shining that warm, nostalgic light! With your unique insights, you’re bound to turn every social media encounter into a feel-good movie moment."

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