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    || Challah baker | Cocktail maker | Photo taker ||

    Jonathan Rosenblum: The Science-Savvy Stand-Up of Bluesky

    From cocktail recipes to climate crises, Rosenblum's feed is a delightful cocktail of wit and wisdom.

    "

    Picture a charming scientist at a cocktail party, who somehow got stuck in a corner talking politics but remains endearingly optimistic.

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    88.5%
    Authenticity
    82%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Science Policy
    75%
    Food and Drink

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Science Policy95%

    Rosenblum dives into the treacherous waters of science funding and policy changes like a seasoned oceanographer, offering up insights that are both enlightening and a bit alarming.

    Food and Drink75%

    He shares his love for both Challah baking and cocktail making, proving that he's not just a science nerd, but also quite the culinary wizard—who could likely beer-bong a Pi chart if challenged.

    Politics and Current Events90%

    With razor-sharp observations on politics, he navigates the murky waters of political discourse while keeping a straight face. His posts are like a political debate tempered with a healthy dose of humor, minus the shouting.

    Writing Style

    A delightful mix of brevity and depth, often punctuated with astute observations and a sprinkle of humor, making complex topics feel like friendly banter at a bar.

    Thought Leader Score

    82%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Comedian

    Keeping It Real Score

    88.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate scientist
    • Witty social commentator
    • Obsessively detailed
    • Lover of art and science

    Secret Powers

    • Mixology (cocktails)
    • Baking (Challah)
    • Photojournalism

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    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A balanced mix of scientific literature, political commentary, cocktail recipes, and cultural critiques.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate engaging yet insightful commentary on science policy and current events, sprinkled with humor.

    Model Behavior

    A blend of analytical reasoning and playful wit, reminiscent of a well-brewed science podcast.

    Token Count

    1200

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Passionate about science, art, and baking Challah. Looking for someone who appreciates a good cocktail and can handle a healthy debate about the nuances of merit in college admissions."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tendency to overanalyze topics
    • 🚩Might try to impress you with scientific facts on a first date
    • 🚩Potential to discuss tomatoes at dinner

    Green Flags

    • Great at making cocktails
    • Bakes delicious Challah
    • Loves deep conversations about science

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys exploring the intersection of creativity and science, preferably over a glass of homemade cocktail.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Intellectual Jokester

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet witty, often drawing in others with clever banter, like a jester who knows his Shakespeare.

    Impact Assessment

    His ability to blend humor with serious discourse keeps the Bluesky community grounded yet entertained, like a well-mixed cocktail that doesn’t quite knock you out.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Jonathan Rosenblum: The Science-Savvy Stand-Up of Bluesky

    From cocktail recipes to climate crises, Rosenblum's feed is a delightful cocktail of wit and wisdom.

    Vibe Check

    "Picture a charming scientist at a cocktail party, who somehow got stuck in a corner talking politics but remains endearingly optimistic."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥He has more posts than some people have friends—what are you trying to prove, Jonathan?
    • 🔥If only he had a dollar for every time he tweeted about science funding; he might actually bring back some of that funding!
    • 🔥When he talks about tomatoes, I half-expect him to start a TED Talk. More like TED 'Tomato'!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Could he mix a cocktail without bringing up science?
    • 😅How about a post about a simple recipe that doesn't involve a PhD?
    • 😅Let's see how long before he complains about the price of avocados—again!

    Main Character Moments

    • When he tweeted about the EPA and almost caused an online riot with his opinions—definitely the protagonist in the drama of American science policy.
    • His posts on art in science are like little cultural gems hidden in a treasure trove of academic discourse.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With more focus on light-heartedness, he could totally launch a viral cooking show, blending science with cocktail mixology.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Deep connections within the scientific community
    • 💎Witty charm that resonates with a wide audience
    • 💎Passion for making dense topics accessible

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Start live-tweeting his baking experiments—science in the kitchen!
    • 🚀Engage followers in fun science quizzes to bring more interaction.
    • 🚀Consider a podcast where he interviews scientists while making cocktails—they’re bound to mix well!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Watch as he becomes the go-to voice for blending scientific literacy and humor, like a comedian with a lab coat.

    Potential Superpower

    He will master the art of making serious topics palatable with just the right amount of humor.

    Future Community Role

    As he grows, Jonathan will likely be seen as the mediator in heated exchanges, a soothing presence in the stormy seas of online discourse.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Thoughtful Comedian

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Analysis of Policy
    • ⚔️Mixology Master
    • ⚔️Culinary Science Whiz
    • ⚔️Art-Science Connoisseur

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Occasional Tomato Rants
    • 💀Too Many Posts About Scientific Funding

    Quest Line

    To merge the worlds of science and comedy while keeping the Bluesky community informed and entertained.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is using our taste in avocados to condition us for accepting higher taxes on tomatoes.

    Evidence Board

    1. Industry reports showing rising avocado prices; 2. Government subsidies for avocado farming; 3. The correlation between avocado toast culture and millennial politics.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Avocado Economics and Organic Tomatoes

    Truth Seeking Level

    65%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ScienceAndCocktails

    Twitter Main Character

    The guy who single-handedly altered the debate on COP28 with a well-timed meme about cocktails and climate change.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Science Humor Officer at Blended Productions

    Metaverse Final Form

    A grand cocktail bar in the metaverse where every drink is accompanied by a scientific fact or art piece.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page filled with badly animated GIFs of tomatoes and cocktail recipes, hosted on a domain like 'ScienceAndSpirits.com'.

    MySpace Era

    A MySpace profile with top 8 friends consisting of famous scientists, a playlist of 'chill study jams', and background music from ambient science podcasts.

    Web3 Destiny

    Mints NFTs that combine famous scientific discoveries with cocktail recipes, creating a new genre of digital art.

    Future Post

    2025: "The Tomato Tariffs are in full effect—time to discuss how we can get back to affordable guacamole."

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    His ability to articulate complex issues while eliciting a chuckle is unparalleled in a sea of serious content.

    Charming Quirk

    His unrelenting obsession with intertwining art, science, and humor—like a grand multimedia cocktail.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep mixing that science with a splash of humor, Jonathan! The world could always use more thoughtful and entertaining voices."

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