Synapse modulation, biophysics, optogenetics, opsins, optoGPCRs and channelrhodopsins... garden stuff, photography, cats, cycling, parenting...still postdocing. Patch-clamper. https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=4xDsEF4AAAAJ&hl=en
Meet Jonas: The Academic Influencer We Never Knew We Needed
Blending biophysics with a sprinkle of dad humor and fluorescing like a pro.
Professor vibes with the heart of a cat lover and the wits of a stand-up comic.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Every Friday, it’s like a mini fluorescent rave with this guy. He’s glowing more than my high school crush on prom night!
When he talks about the brain, I feel like I should be taking notes... or at least sitting up straighter.
Jonas straddles the worlds of parenting and science like a tightrope walker with a PhD.
Writing Style
A mix of scientific jargon with playful quips, Jonas keeps it engaging enough to make you forget you’re learning something!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Academic Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Eclectic interests
- Witty scientific commentary
- Passionate community builder
Secret Powers
- ✨Creative poetry about lab life
- ✨Expert in dad jokes
- ✨Fluorescence photography enthusiast
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Heavy on neuroscience, dad jokes, and an impressive collection of fluorescent memes.
Prompt Engineering
Create a neurotic dad who knows too much about opsins and not enough about nap time.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with an emphasis on dad jokes and scientific citations.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🎓 Neuroscientist by day, cat dad and dad-joke enthusiast by night. I have a passion for all things fluorescent, a knack for community building, and a tendency to mix puns with patch-clamping. If you love a good lab tale or a discussion on the intricacies of opsins, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Willingness to talk about fluorescent proteins at any moment.
- 🚩Obsession with #FluorescenceFriday (try to limit it to once a week, please!).
- 🚩Frequent mentions of parenting struggles—might lead to unsolicited advice!
Green Flags
- ✅Great listener (especially when wine is involved).
- ✅Will teach you everything about opsins and brain circuits—just ask!
- ✅Spontaneous dance parties in the lab!
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate dad jokes, enjoys late-night discussions about science, and doesn’t mind the occasional cat photo.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
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Premium Design
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To For Neuro and Parenting Support
Conversation Style
Engaging yet casual, always ready to drop a pun amidst serious chat.
Impact Assessment
Like a glue that holds together the brilliant minds (and overwhelmed parents) of Bluesky.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Meet Jonas: The Academic Influencer We Never Knew We Needed
Blending biophysics with a sprinkle of dad humor and fluorescing like a pro.
Vibe Check
"Professor vibes with the heart of a cat lover and the wits of a stand-up comic."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥More posts about fluorescent proteins than I’ve had hot dinners!
- 🔥For someone in neuroscience, your puns are dangerously close to being a crime!
- 🔥I’m convinced half your followers are just here for the cat pictures.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Stopping at just one hashtag; it’s always a hashtag buffet!
- 😅Maybe tone down the fluorescence just a tad? My eyes are still glowing!
- 😅Your lab's 'fun facts' are getting more creative than my dating profile.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he celebrated 666 followers like it was an achievement unlocked in Life Simulator 2023.
- ✨Inviting everyone to join his research groups shows he’s not just about sharing knowledge; he’s building an empire!
- ✨Turning lab experiments into poetry—that’s some next-level academic multitasking.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he combines his knack for humor with a strong online presence, he could be the voice of neuroscience in public discourse.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong academic background
- 💎Natural charisma in communication
- 💎Ability to connect with diverse audiences on multiple topics
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a podcast about the intersection of parenting and science—#ParentingInLabCoats!
- 🚀More cat memes, less fluorescent proteins, and watch the followers roll in!
- 🚀Utilize video content to explain complex topics—think TikTok for neuroscience!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
From Bluesky influencer to mainstream science communicator, ready to captivate the masses!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn dry scientific concepts into relatable humor; like Bill Nye for the fluorescence generation!
Future Community Role
He’ll likely take on the role of the community's 'science dad'—the one we all can turn to for advice and laughs.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Science Influencer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Fluorescent Puns
- ⚔️Dad Jokes on Demand
- ⚔️Community Engagement Specialist
Weaknesses
- 💀Overuse of #FluorescenceFriday
- 💀Obsessive Compulsive Hashtag Disorder (OCHD)
- 💀Easily Distracted by Cat Videos
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of academia while assembling a team of fellow neuro nerds.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Fluorescent proteins are secretly aliens trying to communicate with humanity through academia.
Evidence Board
1. Every lab uses them. 2. They glow under specific conditions like they are trying to signal something. 3. Too many scientists have suddenly become 'influencers' in the last decade.
Secret Society
The Society of Self-Aware Fluorophores (SSAF)
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/NeuroscienceMemes
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally starts a Twitter war over the superiority of opsins vs. all other proteins.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Fluorescent Innovations, Inc.—pioneering the next generation of stylish lab wear featuring glowing proteins!
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual lab where everyone rides cats and discusses neuroscience in a glow-in-the-dark classroom.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with glittering backgrounds of neurons and links to science-themed playlists; top 8 includes Einstein, Schrödinger's Cat, and The Fluorescents.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a blockchain initiative for transparency in academic publishing—because even scientists deserve to be able to buy a coffee with their research tokens!
Future Post
‘Just got off a Zoom call where we debated the effects of parenting on scientific inquiry. Spoiler: it's exhausting but worth it!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
A master at blending humor with knowledge, making science seem approachable and fun.
Charming Quirk
His poetic musings on lab life—seriously, who knew 'sitting there alone' could sound so artistic?
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining brighter than a newly discovered opsin, Jonas! Your unique voice is a vibrant addition to the scientific community."
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