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    Jonas Wietek

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    Synapse modulation, biophysics, optogenetics, opsins, optoGPCRs and channelrhodopsins... garden stuff, photography, cats, cycling, parenting...still postdocing. Patch-clamper. https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=4xDsEF4AAAAJ&hl=en

    Meet Jonas: The Academic Influencer We Never Knew We Needed

    Blending biophysics with a sprinkle of dad humor and fluorescing like a pro.

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    Professor vibes with the heart of a cat lover and the wits of a stand-up comic.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Fluorescence Friday
    80%
    Neuroscience

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Fluorescence Friday90%

    Every Friday, it’s like a mini fluorescent rave with this guy. He’s glowing more than my high school crush on prom night!

    Neuroscience80%

    When he talks about the brain, I feel like I should be taking notes... or at least sitting up straighter.

    Parenting and Academia75%

    Jonas straddles the worlds of parenting and science like a tightrope walker with a PhD.

    Writing Style

    A mix of scientific jargon with playful quips, Jonas keeps it engaging enough to make you forget you’re learning something!

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Academic Comedian

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Eclectic interests
    • Witty scientific commentary
    • Passionate community builder

    Secret Powers

    • Creative poetry about lab life
    • Expert in dad jokes
    • Fluorescence photography enthusiast

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Heavy on neuroscience, dad jokes, and an impressive collection of fluorescent memes.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create a neurotic dad who knows too much about opsins and not enough about nap time.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT with an emphasis on dad jokes and scientific citations.

    Token Count

    250

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "🎓 Neuroscientist by day, cat dad and dad-joke enthusiast by night. I have a passion for all things fluorescent, a knack for community building, and a tendency to mix puns with patch-clamping. If you love a good lab tale or a discussion on the intricacies of opsins, swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Willingness to talk about fluorescent proteins at any moment.
    • 🚩Obsession with #FluorescenceFriday (try to limit it to once a week, please!).
    • 🚩Frequent mentions of parenting struggles—might lead to unsolicited advice!

    Green Flags

    • Great listener (especially when wine is involved).
    • Will teach you everything about opsins and brain circuits—just ask!
    • Spontaneous dance parties in the lab!

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate dad jokes, enjoys late-night discussions about science, and doesn’t mind the occasional cat photo.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To For Neuro and Parenting Support

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet casual, always ready to drop a pun amidst serious chat.

    Impact Assessment

    Like a glue that holds together the brilliant minds (and overwhelmed parents) of Bluesky.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Meet Jonas: The Academic Influencer We Never Knew We Needed

    Blending biophysics with a sprinkle of dad humor and fluorescing like a pro.

    Vibe Check

    "Professor vibes with the heart of a cat lover and the wits of a stand-up comic."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥More posts about fluorescent proteins than I’ve had hot dinners!
    • 🔥For someone in neuroscience, your puns are dangerously close to being a crime!
    • 🔥I’m convinced half your followers are just here for the cat pictures.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Stopping at just one hashtag; it’s always a hashtag buffet!
    • 😅Maybe tone down the fluorescence just a tad? My eyes are still glowing!
    • 😅Your lab's 'fun facts' are getting more creative than my dating profile.

    Main Character Moments

    • When he celebrated 666 followers like it was an achievement unlocked in Life Simulator 2023.
    • Inviting everyone to join his research groups shows he’s not just about sharing knowledge; he’s building an empire!
    • Turning lab experiments into poetry—that’s some next-level academic multitasking.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If he combines his knack for humor with a strong online presence, he could be the voice of neuroscience in public discourse.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong academic background
    • 💎Natural charisma in communication
    • 💎Ability to connect with diverse audiences on multiple topics

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider starting a podcast about the intersection of parenting and science—#ParentingInLabCoats!
    • 🚀More cat memes, less fluorescent proteins, and watch the followers roll in!
    • 🚀Utilize video content to explain complex topics—think TikTok for neuroscience!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    From Bluesky influencer to mainstream science communicator, ready to captivate the masses!

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn dry scientific concepts into relatable humor; like Bill Nye for the fluorescence generation!

    Future Community Role

    He’ll likely take on the role of the community's 'science dad'—the one we all can turn to for advice and laughs.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Science Influencer

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Fluorescent Puns
    • ⚔️Dad Jokes on Demand
    • ⚔️Community Engagement Specialist

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overuse of #FluorescenceFriday
    • 💀Obsessive Compulsive Hashtag Disorder (OCHD)
    • 💀Easily Distracted by Cat Videos

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of academia while assembling a team of fellow neuro nerds.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Fluorescent proteins are secretly aliens trying to communicate with humanity through academia.

    Evidence Board

    1. Every lab uses them. 2. They glow under specific conditions like they are trying to signal something. 3. Too many scientists have suddenly become 'influencers' in the last decade.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Self-Aware Fluorophores (SSAF)

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/NeuroscienceMemes

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who accidentally starts a Twitter war over the superiority of opsins vs. all other proteins.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Fluorescent Innovations, Inc.—pioneering the next generation of stylish lab wear featuring glowing proteins!

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual lab where everyone rides cats and discusses neuroscience in a glow-in-the-dark classroom.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here you will find fluorescent images of neurons, my Scholarly Articles page, and a mixtape of my favorite dad songs.

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile with glittering backgrounds of neurons and links to science-themed playlists; top 8 includes Einstein, Schrödinger's Cat, and The Fluorescents.

    Web3 Destiny

    Leading a blockchain initiative for transparency in academic publishing—because even scientists deserve to be able to buy a coffee with their research tokens!

    Future Post

    ‘Just got off a Zoom call where we debated the effects of parenting on scientific inquiry. Spoiler: it's exhausting but worth it!’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    A master at blending humor with knowledge, making science seem approachable and fun.

    Charming Quirk

    His poetic musings on lab life—seriously, who knew 'sitting there alone' could sound so artistic?

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep shining brighter than a newly discovered opsin, Jonas! Your unique voice is a vibrant addition to the scientific community."

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