MatthiasausK

@matthiasausk.bsky.social

Followers

180

Posts

555

Following

487

Packs

Joined

Sep 5, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Das Banner zeigt meine Geburtsstadt Ludwigshafen. Das geht als "schwere Kindheit" durch und erklärt, warum ich so bin. Klein(st)stadt-Journalist , kennt altlinke Lieder, #Betze, Übergewicht im Mittelfeld, Rieslingschorlierer, Coffeeholic, Fotografierer

MatthiasausK: The Coffee-Soaked Wit of Ludwigshafen

A blend of political satire and coffee spills, MatthiasausK serves humor with a side of Riesling.

The perfect brew of cynicism and charm, with a sprinkle of existential dread.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Lindner's political blunders

70%

Photography

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Lindner's political blunders90%

With the dexterity of a cat on a tightrope, MatthiasausK balances disdain and humor while dissecting Lindner's antics, making us wonder if there's a better soap opera writer out there.

Photography70%

His snapshots are both artful and absurd, capturing moments that make you question whether the world is a stage or just a poorly directed sitcom.

Personal anecdotes85%

When he drops a line about discovering a gray pubic hair in his Starbucks, it’s a moment that transcends awkwardness and drags us all into his relatable absurdity.

Writing Style

A delightful blend of sharp wit and dry humor. He wields irony like a sword, taking on serious topics while keeping the tone light, as if discussing existential dread over coffee.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Sassy intellectual who moonlights as a coffee critic

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Political savant with a side of sarcasm
Keen observer of the absurdities of life
Love for photography that captures the mundane

Secret Powers

✨Master of comedic timing
✨Astute commentator on societal quirks

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political satire, coffee culture, absurd humor, personal anecdotes, critique of societal norms

Prompt Engineering

Create humorous yet thoughtful social commentary on political and societal absurdities through a personal lens

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a caffeine-induced existential crisis

Token Count

350

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Bio

"Coffee addict seeking someone who laughs at life's absurdities. Let's sip Riesling and critique politicians together. Must tolerate gray hair jokes and occasional existential dread!"

Red Flags

🚩Excessive coffee consumption
🚩Tendency to rant about politicians
🚩Relatable awkwardness may lead to cringe moments

Green Flags

✅Witty banter over coffee
✅Appreciation for photography
✅Ability to laugh at oneself

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys deep conversations infused with humor and the occasional light-hearted political debate.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The ironic conscience of Bluesky

Conversation Style

A blend of humor and critique—like a coffee date that turns into a deep philosophical discussion, occasionally with belly laughs.

Impact Assessment

He’s the kind of guy you want at your dinner party; his observations might make you weep for humanity, but at least you’ll be laughing.

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MatthiasausK: The Coffee-Soaked Wit of Ludwigshafen

A blend of political satire and coffee spills, MatthiasausK serves humor with a side of Riesling.

Vibe Check

"The perfect brew of cynicism and charm, with a sprinkle of existential dread."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥The only thing sharper than his wit is his coffee—though sometimes the beans seem a bit burnt!
🔥With opinions hotter than fresh coffee, I’m surprised he hasn’t been banned for over-caffeinated takes.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe try posting something other than political commentary for a change—like a cat meme or two.
😅Has anyone thought to check if he’s run out of filters for his coffee or his tweets?

Main Character Moments

✨When he declared his love for Denis Fischer like a teenager confessing a crush—pure gold!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Matthias could expand his repertoire—perhaps creating a humorous web series on the absurdities of life in small-town journalism!

Unique Advantages

💎A sharp eye for absurdity in everyday life
💎Ability to connect deeply with the common man while critiquing the elite

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Start a coffee review series—'Caffeine Chronicles: The Stronger the Brew, The Stronger the Opinion' sounds catchy!
🚀Maybe include more visuals—would love to see what he’s drinking while he tweets!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect to see him start influencing coffee culture—think of it as ‘Matthias brews the news’!

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn even the most mundane observations into profound philosophical musings.

Future Community Role

Eventually, he might become the Bluesky sage, sharing wisdom over caffeinated debates.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Witty Satirist

Special Abilities

⚔️Political Insight
⚔️Coffee Commentary
⚔️Relatable Anecdotes

Weaknesses

💀Occasional Over-Caffeination
💀Too Many Lindner Jokes
💀Risk of Intellectual Overload

Quest Line

Navigating the absurdity of small-town life while crafting political critique and coffee-fueled humor.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The coffee industry is secretly controlling the political landscape to keep us awake enough to care.

Evidence Board

1. The rise of coffee political action committees. 2. Too many politicians seem jittery. 3. Starbucks makes way too much money during elections.

Secret Society

Society of Perpetual Coffee Drinkers Who Also Think They're Philosophers

Truth Seeking Level

88%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CoffeeConspiracy

Twitter Main Character

The one who went viral for drinking coffee out of a political mug featuring a laughing Lindner.

LinkedIn Title

Caffeine & Commentary Consultant | Transforming coffee breaks into deep insights | Journalist by day, satirist by night

Metaverse Final Form

A café where political discussions happen over a virtual cup of the strongest brew.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML splash page with dancing coffee cup GIFs, lots of yellow text on a brown background talking about coffee opinions and local politics.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with custom background of coffee beans and an autoplay music playlist of '90s indie rock, with a profile song dedicated to sarcastic commentary.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a decentralized platform for sharing coffee reviews and political critiques, paying users in coffee beans and NFTs of humorous tweets.

Future Post

‘Just discovered hollowed-out coffee beans. My next political theory: Is it a bean or a conspiracy? #CoffeeCulture #ThoughtLeader’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

MatthiasausK's strength lies in his ability to mix humor with keen insights, making even the dullest subjects entertaining.

Charming Quirk

His tendency to slip in obscure references and humor makes every scroll an unexpected adventure.

Final Encouragement

"Keep spilling those truths, Matthias! But maybe try to avoid the coffee spills on your keyboard—those can be hazardous!"

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