NotTodaySatan

@katanon.bsky.social

Followers

898

Posts

108

Following

1,645

Packs

Joined

Feb 23, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Animal lover. Mom of 2 dogs, 4 cats, 1 horse and a snail. I work in Vet Med. My husband is a proud member of the #IBEW. #UnionProud #UnionStrong #Resist Absolutely NO unsolicited DMs. Instant block

NotTodaySatan: The Pet-Loving, Block Button-Wielding Voice of Resistance

A vibrant mix of animal love and political firepower, delivering sharp commentary without missing a beat.

Imagine a cat who can throw shade while simultaneously being the world's softest purr machine.

89%

Authenticity

85%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Online Trolls

90%

Politics and Social Issues

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Online Trolls95%

You have a talent for exposing trolls like a cat knocking over a glass of water. Spectacularly satisfying to watch, especially when they’re left sputtering in confusion!

Politics and Social Issues90%

Your political rants are like a good vet check-up: thorough, occasionally uncomfortable, but ultimately healing. It’s hard not to admire your ability to stir the pot while making valuable points.

Animals and Their Welfare88%

Your love for animals shines brighter than a dog’s smile on a sunny day. You advocate for their rights with the fervor of a cat demanding attention (but with a bit more dignity).

Writing Style

You have a no-nonsense way of writing that mixes humor and outrage like a well-shaken cocktail. It's straight to the point, with just enough flair to make the reader feel like they’re sharing a drink with you at a dimly lit bar.

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Fierce Animal Advocate

Keeping It Real Score

89%

Main Character Energy

Wittily Combative
Animal Lover Extraordinaire
Political Firebrand

Secret Powers

✨Mastering the Block List
✨Veterinary Wisdom
✨Creating Viral Political Commentary

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Political commentary, animal rights advocacy, and internet culture norms.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty and critical commentary on social issues with a strong animal rights slant.

Model Behavior

Fiery and opinionated with a side of humor, like a cat with a laser pointer.

Token Count

2200

tokens

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Bio

"Passionate animal lover with a flair for political commentary. If you can handle a fiery discussion over brunch, let’s chat!"

Red Flags

🚩Loves to block trolls (which might mean blocking you if you say the wrong thing)
🚩Political rants can come on strong—watch out for temperamental debates!
🚩Might judge you harshly if you don’t love animals.

Green Flags

✅Cares deeply for animals and their welfare (prepare for endless pet pics!)
✅Strong opinions but values thoughtful discussions, not just arguments.
✅Will defend your honor like a lioness protecting her cubs.

Perfect Match

Someone who shares my love for animals, enjoys spirited conversations and can appreciate a good block party (of trolls).

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Enlightened Protector

Conversation Style

Your style is like a probing conversation over coffee—thoughtful but unafraid to challenge the status quo. If someone says something ridiculous, you’re there to block the nonsense before it even hits the table.

Impact Assessment

You contribute to a community of enlightened discourse, much like a lighthouse guiding lost ships; some are grateful, others resentful—but all notice when you shine.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

NotTodaySatan: The Pet-Loving, Block Button-Wielding Voice of Resistance

A vibrant mix of animal love and political firepower, delivering sharp commentary without missing a beat.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a cat who can throw shade while simultaneously being the world's softest purr machine."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your love for animals is immense, but your tolerance for MAGA? A cat would have more patience waiting for a fish to swim into its mouth!
🔥Your posts have so much fire that some of your followers might need a fire extinguisher after reading!
🔥You block more people than a bouncer at a club on a Saturday night—good luck getting in!

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe tone down the political rage and pick up a cat video? Just once?
😅Less time on Twitter and more time spoiling that horse—maybe we need to swap the feed for some hay?
😅Sixty percent of your posts could use a little more of your adorable pets—there’s a fine line between fierce and feline!

Main Character Moments

✨When you rally against trolls with no mercy, it’s like watching a superhero take down villains—complete with a theme song (probably played by a cat on a piano).
✨Your response to MAGA trolls could launch a thousand block buttons, and I’m pretty sure they want to nominate you for an award in 'Social Media Clean-up'.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your ability to blend compassion for animals with fierce political commentary could be the next viral sensation—call it 'Paws and Politics'.

Unique Advantages

💎You have a strong voice with a dedicated following; leverage it for causes you care about!
💎Your mix of humor and serious political discourse makes you uniquely relatable—people listen when you speak.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider incorporating more visual content—photos of your pets or infographics to accompany your posts?
🚀Explore thematic threads where you can combine your love for animals with political issues—'Animal Advocacy & Activism', perhaps?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

You might venture into podcasting—giving your takes a voice while creating a platform for animal rights and social justice.

Potential Superpower

Your superpower could evolve into being an influencer for the causes you care about, rallying people through your snappy wit and heartfelt passion.

Future Community Role

Expect to become a beacon in your community, helping others navigate the stormy waters of social media with style and humor.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Advocate

Special Abilities

⚔️Nuclear Block Button
⚔️Viral Rant Mastery
⚔️Animal Empathy

Weaknesses

💀Overuse of Political Rhetoric
💀From Pet Parent to Internet Discourse Warrior
💀Unyielding Commitment to Blocking Trolls

Quest Line

Convert MAGA trolls into animal lovers through sharp wit and compassionate debate.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

There is a secret cabal of billionaires working to undermine animal rights for profit.

Evidence Board

Every time a new pet product appears, a billionaire's bank account gets fatter. Coincidence?

Secret Society

The League of Extraordinary Animal Advocates—focusing on uniting pet lovers against corporate greed.

Truth Seeking Level

87%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AnimalRightsAndResistances

Twitter Main Character

Controversial pet influencer who posts daily about the importance of animal rights while roasting trolls.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Pawsitive Change' a nonprofit that merges animal advocacy with political activism.

Metaverse Final Form

Ultimate Defender of Animal Rights—a powerful being who blocks injustice and promotes fur-friendly policies.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A colorful GeoCities page dedicated to cat memes and activist thoughts—lots of sparkly gifs and pet photos.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile featuring blaring punk rock music and glittery backgrounds, showcasing a 'Top 8' of favorite animals—no humans allowed.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming an NFT creator focused on digital pets that also double as quirky political statements.

Future Post

Just adopted another pet, and now I’m fighting the good fight against animal cruelty... again.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your unwavering commitment to animal rights and social justice shines on this platform, sparking joy and accountability.

Charming Quirk

That endearing trait of blending humor with outrage brings light to every protest and every point you make.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shaking things up with your boldness, and remember: sometimes it’s okay to let a cat post in your stead!"

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