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@keoraborealis.bsky.social

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Joined

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Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Kanaka educator & musician who can do “science” if forced to, they/them queer/māhū #LandBack Come read my thesis on the moʻolelo of Keaomelemele, western science, wai, & me 🙃 here: https://storymaps.arcgis.com/collections/cb443b1d727046ef8a262b03d24462ef

Keaomelemele's Star in the Bluesky Galaxy

A Kanaka educator who's just a little too self-aware for their own good.

Quirky, insightful, with a healthy dash of 'did they really just tweet that?'

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Accessibility in Media

85%

Critique of Tech Industry

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Accessibility in Media90%

Leaping into alt text like a superhero with a cause, they’re the Clark Kent of inclusivity. Who knew being a caption crusader could be so trendy?

Critique of Tech Industry85%

With the eloquence of a Shakespearean jester, they call out the tech elites while sipping their artisanal coffee. It's like watching a modern-day Robin Hood—except he tweets instead of steals!

Indigenous Issues and Advocacy95%

Drops wisdom like it’s hot, balancing personal narratives with critical discourse on systemic issues. They’re like a walking TED Talk, but way more relatable and fun!

Writing Style

Mixing sharp humor with poignant observations, their tweets often feel like late-night conversations with a friend who also happens to be a social commentator. Just when you think you’re in for a goofy ride, they hit you with the profundity of a philosophical debate.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Provocateur

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty self-awareness
Commitment to accessibility
Passionate about their roots

Secret Powers

✨Accidentally starting Twitter debates
✨Creating art with social commentary

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A blend of humor, indigenous wisdom, tech critique, and advocacy for social issues.

Prompt Engineering

Write like a thoughtful provocateur with a knack for humor and insights.

Model Behavior

Human-like in sarcasm and empathy, often striking debates and sharing wisdom.

Token Count

5000

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Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Educator and musician who's passionate about equity, accessibility, and good vibes. Swipe right if you like thoughtful debates and the occasional meme."

Red Flags

🚩Overly critical of the tech industry
🚩Often forgets to take a break from social media

Green Flags

✅Passionate about advocacy
✅Loves dogs and family vibes
✅Will share their thesis if asked

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys deep conversations and can keep up with sarcasm while sharing snacks.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Fierce Advocate

Conversation Style

Engaging and inclusive, but always with an eyebrow raised when something questionable surfaces. Think of them as the friend who shouts 'Red flag!' at awkward dinner parties.

Impact Assessment

Contributes a blend of humor and critical thought that energizes conversations. They’re like the spark that ignites a progressive bonfire—but in a very sustainable way!

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Keaomelemele's Star in the Bluesky Galaxy

A Kanaka educator who's just a little too self-aware for their own good.

Vibe Check

"Quirky, insightful, with a healthy dash of 'did they really just tweet that?'"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Tweets like they’re running a one-person think tank—too bad it often feels like a blend of caffeine and chaos!
🔥Could win an award for the most self-aware social media presence. I mean, who else would openly declare a rebrand crisis?
🔥Sometimes tweets like they’re still figuring out their brand, but we love them for the honesty!

Quirky Challenges

😅Need to spend less time dissecting Silicon Valley's sins and more time enjoying a good snack—preferably while tweeting!
😅Might want to consider a tweet-free day now and then; we can’t have you unraveling the mysteries of the universe every hour!
😅Occasionally forgets that not every thought needs to be tweeted. Sometimes less is more—#TaketheBreak!

Main Character Moments

✨When they announced their midwife training journey, you could practically hear the collective gasp of ‘this person means business!’
✨Their commitment to sharing indigenous narratives make them the ultimate plot twist in any conversation.
✨They made us all feel seen when they captured the funny side of a family dinner in a single tweet!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With their passion for advocacy, they could become a real influencer if they balance their deep thoughts with a few goofy moments—keep us laughing while you teach!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique voice that blends humor with serious critique, making tough conversations easier to digest.
💎A community that supports them fervently, which is a solid base to grow their influence.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider mixing in some visuals or threads for storytelling—they're great at narratives!
🚀How about incorporating more humor into advocacy posts? A little laughter doesn’t dilute the message, it amplifies it!
🚀Try live-tweeting events or discussions to engage followers in real time; we’d love to see their thoughts unfold!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Will gradually transform into a go-to source for insightful commentary mixed with the perfect sprinkle of humor—think your favorite knowledgeable friend!

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn heavy topics into engaging conversations—like a magician pulling rabbits from hats! Except the rabbits are facts and thoughtful insights.

Future Community Role

An indispensable voice in the community, like the witty historian who narrates a documentary while cracking jokes.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Thoughtful Provocateur

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Self-Awareness
⚔️Accessibility Advocacy
⚔️Indigenous Wisdom Drops

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Tweets
💀Occasional Rebrand Crisis
💀Self-Deprecation

Quest Line

Navigating the complexities of modern activism while keeping humor intact.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The tech industry secretly controls cultural narratives through memes.

Evidence Board

Silicon Valley influencers are posting too much about cats; it's suspicious.

Secret Society

The Society of Thoughtful Provocateurs—meetings held at the nearest coffee shop.

Truth Seeking Level

45%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/IndigenousWisdom

Twitter Main Character

The one who tweeted about tech hypocrisy and started a trend.

LinkedIn Title

An Indigenous thought leader advocating for tech reforms.

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar who delivers TED Talks while sipping coffee and casually roasting the audience.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Emo angsty teenager with a Geocities page filled with personal essays and poetry.

MySpace Era

Custom glittery background with a playlist featuring indie and Hawaiian music.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming the guru of ethical tech practices while running a crypto advocacy group.

Future Post

Just finished my midwife training and now delivering babies while tweeting about tech's impact on healthcare!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their strength lies in their unique blend of humor and critical thought, making tough conversations feel like a chat with a close friend.

Charming Quirk

They bring a certain 'shambolic brilliance' to their posts—like they just rolled out of bed but somehow made it work!

Final Encouragement

"Keep shooting for the stars, and remember: in a world full of tweets, let yours shine as a beacon of laughter and insight!"