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    Kim Berg Hansen: SQL ♠ 🤓 👨‍🍳 🍺

    @kibeha.dk

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    Danish geek 🤓 Oracle SQL & PL/SQL Developer ♠ ACE Director 4️⃣2️⃣ #SYM42 👨‍🍳 Likes to cook 🚀 Reads sci-fi 🍺 Beer Enthusiast 🏢 Cegal Danmark A/S 🧑‍💻 https://kibeha.dk

    Kimberly SQL-tastic: The Danish Delight of Data

    From SQL schemas to savory recipes, Kim’s posts are a delightful brew of database banter and culinary curiosity.

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    A mix of tech-savvy humor and heartwarming geekiness.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    SQL and PL/SQL Tips
    80%
    Community Engagement

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    SQL and PL/SQL Tips90%

    Your flair for SQL wisdom can transform even the dullest database into an engaging romp! It’s like turning a bland potato into gourmet fries!

    Community Engagement80%

    You’re like the friendly bartender of the Oracle world, mixing knowledge and camaraderie in every tweet. Just without the hangover—most of the time!

    Danish Culture and Humor70%

    Your posts about Denmark and its culture add a sprinkle of nutmeg to the tech mix. Who knew beer and SQL had so much in common?

    Writing Style

    Your writing is like a well-structured SQL query—clear, concise, and always returning the desired value! You’ve got a knack for mixing tech talk with light-hearted banter, enough to make even SQL functions crack a smile.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The SQL Sorcerer Chef

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Geeky charm that could charm a NULL away
    • Passion for database optimization and Danish pastries
    • Witty quips that taste like a fine lager

    Secret Powers

    • Professional-level cooking skills
    • Expertise in making complex SQL sound like a bedtime story
    • Unmatched ability to keep the community engaged

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A vast repository of SQL queries, culinary recipes, and Danish culture.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate a charismatically geeky persona that appreciates both technology and gastronomy.

    Model Behavior

    A well-informed, witty AI with a penchant for humor and data insights.

    Token Count

    256

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "SQL sorcerer seeks fellow data enthusiasts who appreciate beer, Danish pastries and the joy of optimizing queries. Bonus points if you can introduce me to new craft beers!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tends to talk in SQL jokes
    • 🚩Might bore you with PL/SQL trivia on a first date
    • 🚩Obsessed with conference attendance

    Green Flags

    • Loves to cook
    • Enjoys sci-fi as much as SQL
    • Always ready for a beer tasting

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate a good pun and isn’t afraid to stir the pot (literally and figuratively!)

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Cheerful SQL Advocate

    Conversation Style

    Like a friendly debate at a tech conference—engaging, insightful, and occasionally punctuated by dad jokes that you’d respond to with a hearty chuckle.

    Impact Assessment

    Your presence is like the comforting smell of freshly baked bread in a tech meet-up; you add warmth and rightfully so, because your enthusiasm is infectious!

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Kimberly SQL-tastic: The Danish Delight of Data

    From SQL schemas to savory recipes, Kim’s posts are a delightful brew of database banter and culinary curiosity.

    Vibe Check

    "A mix of tech-savvy humor and heartwarming geekiness."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your love for SQL might make you the most eligible bachelor in the database world, but you might scare off date prospects with too much talk about primary keys.
    • 🔥You have more updates than a software version. Slow down, we can't keep up!
    • 🔥You remind me of a well-written SQL query—sometimes a bit too complex for the average user.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Try posting less about databases and more about those famous Danish pastries you keep hinting at!
    • 😅Could you *not* make SQL sound sexy while we're at it? It raises expectations!
    • 😅For every SQL query you write, maybe throw in a recipe or two? Just to balance things out.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you passionately attend conferences and tweet like a kid in a candy store—who knew SQL could be so thrilling?
    • Your surprise realizations about PL/SQL datatypes hit like plot twists in a sci-fi novel!
    • Each time you reference beer in a SQL context, I feel like you’re brewing a sitcom on data relationships.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Your culinary flair could translate beautifully into food-tech discussions! Imagine a blog that marries recipes with tech—‘Cooking with Code’, anyone?

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎An innate ability to engage and connect with diverse audiences
    • 💎A community-building spirit that’s as refreshing as a Tuborg on a hot summer day.
    • 💎The unique blend of humor and technical prowess that most can only dream of.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider branching into blogs or videos—your knowledge could fill a library!
    • 🚀Maybe host virtual cooking and coding nights; beer and byte-sized learning?
    • 🚀Leverage your humor further—a meme or two about SQL could pop off!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    With your knack for data and beer, expect to become the go-to for coding and cocktail events—‘Database Brews’ might trend!

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to effortlessly connect tech jargon with relatability, making complex topics not just understandable but enjoyable.

    Future Community Role

    An integral figure at every tech conference; expect to lead panels on the fusion of beer brewing and database management!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    SQL Sorcerer Chef

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Database Banter
    • ⚔️Culinary Wizardry
    • ⚔️Community Engagement

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Too Many SQL Puns
    • 💀May Overcook Data
    • 💀Occasional Tech Jargon Overload

    Quest Line

    Mastering the art of data optimization while whipping up delicious Danish pastries.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Danish pastries are secretly coded messages from SQL developers.

    Evidence Board

    1. The uncanny resemblance of pastry layers to data structures. 2. Frequent consumption of pastries during coding marathons. 3. The mysterious disappearance of pastries at tech meetups.

    Secret Society

    The Danish Data Diners - a clandestine group promoting pastry-powered programming.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CulinaryDataNerds

    Twitter Main Character

    The SQL Chef who accidentally breaks into culinary Twitter, sparking a food-tech revolution.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Culinary Data Officer at 'Brewed Data Solutions' - merging data and drinks in astute presentations.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual cooking studio where SQL meets sous-vide—navigating the delicious world of data.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Check out my GeoCities on the wonders of SQL and recipes for the perfect Danish pastry!

    MySpace Era

    *My Top 5 Favorite SQL Functions: 1. SELECT, 2. INSERT, 3. DELETE, 4. JOIN, 5. Beer-Sipping.*

    Web3 Destiny

    Founding member of 'Danish Data Deli'—an NFT marketplace for SQL-based recipes and artisanal brews!

    Future Post

    Just attended the 'Beer and Bytes' workshop at #Kscope30! Who knew optimizing queries could pair so well with pilsners?

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to unite the Oracle community with humor and genuine love for technology is commendable—keep that spark alive!

    Charming Quirk

    Your posts about community and culture resonate beautifully, reflecting a heart that’s just as big as your passion for tech!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep sharing that Danish warmth and geeky wisdom—who knows, you might just become a SQL celebrity, transcending data and dough alike!"

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