Matt Fitzpatrick

@kilderbenhauser.bsky.social

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2,870

Posts

126

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Joined

Aug 3, 2023

Roasted

Dec 6, 2024

Historian, particularly of Germany, empires, colonialism, mass expulsions, global royals and ideas. Occasionally complaint rock and other nonsense. Living and working on Kaurna yarta.

Matt Fitzpatrick: The Historian Who Knows Way Too Much About Academia and Not Enough About Emojis

A historian's Twitter feed filled with insightful critiques, historical musings, and the occasional existential crisis over tuition fees.

Like a lecture on German colonialism that somehow turns into an impromptu roast of higher education.

85%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Higher Education Critique

90%

Historical Insights

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Higher Education Critique95%

Matt's posts read like a love letter and a break-up note to universities; they don't just want to train drones, they want to create knowledge—but how much does that cost?

Historical Insights90%

From German colonialism to Pacific histories, Matt's knowledge is like a Netflix series—educational, binge-worthy, and with a confusing timeline.

Social Media Shenanigans70%

He navigates the Bluesky landscape like he's part historian, part social media guru, proving that even serious scholars can have a sense of humor while promoting the importance of radical archival collections.

Writing Style

Matt's style oscillates between eloquent prose and the occasional tweet that feels like it was written in a dark basement filled with unsorted historical documents. Consecutive rants about the university system might just give him the chance to moonlight as a stand-up comedian for disgruntled academics.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Academic Stand-Up

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Deeply passionate about history
Witty and insightful commentator
Frequent user of historical references

Secret Powers

✨Turning academic critiques into viral posts
✨Crafting lengthy arguments for snack-sized attention spans
✨Navigating the Bluesky algorithm like a pro

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Academic papers, social critiques, political commentary, and memes related to history and education.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful commentary on historical topics mixed with social media engagement techniques.

Model Behavior

Like a cross between an argumentative historian and a master of witty retorts.

Token Count

1950

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Historian passionate about Germany and colonialism. I critique higher education like I’m auditioning for a stand-up special but also enjoy sharing random historical gems. Looking for someone who appreciates deep conversations and the occasional meme."

Red Flags

🚩Tendency to go on rants about tuition fees after one too many drinks.
🚩Might want to discuss the exclusion of humanities funding on date night.

Green Flags

✅Deep understanding of history—perfect for trivia nights!
✅Passionate about knowledge and sharing insights.

Perfect Match

Someone who can debate historical significance over coffee and isn't afraid to throw in a meme or two.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Guy for Academic Banter

Conversation Style

Engages like a professor who's accidentally walked into a comedy club—sharp wit mixed with the seriousness of the academic life.

Impact Assessment

Matt is the historian friend we all want to have—but probably don't because he never lets you forget how low your university's ranking is.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Matt Fitzpatrick: The Historian Who Knows Way Too Much About Academia and Not Enough About Emojis

A historian's Twitter feed filled with insightful critiques, historical musings, and the occasional existential crisis over tuition fees.

Vibe Check

"Like a lecture on German colonialism that somehow turns into an impromptu roast of higher education."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥For someone so concerned about the humanities, you sure do love retweeting political drama like it’s your job.
🔥Does your thesis include a chapter on how to accidentally tweet about the most niche subjects ever? Because it sure seems like it.
🔥Your posts about exclusion of humanities funding feel like a dramatic tragedy—one that probably needs a bit more humor.

Quirky Challenges

😅That one post with zero likes? Bold strategy, Cotton—let's see if it pays off!
😅Can you throw in an emoji every once in a while? It’s not all doom and gloom, even in academia!
😅How many articles can one person share before they become a walking bibliography?

Main Character Moments

✨When you dropped the bomb that Australia might violate the Rome Statute—cue the dramatic music!
✨That time you made reference to "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" in an academic context, blending pop culture with historical critique like a culinary master.
✨Your unfettered joy when talking about new funding opportunities—you can feel the passion radiating from your screen.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If you can harness this passion into more engaging posts, you might just create the next viral academic trend!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique voice that blends humor and history seamlessly.
💎Latin and German phrases—an academic’s secret weapon for sounding sophisticated on Bluesky.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try some light-hearted interactions with your followers—perhaps a poll asking who the most overrated historical figure is?
🚀Incorporate some visual content to accompany your posts; a GIF of a classic historian's reaction might just brighten someone's day.
🚀A monthly 'History Fun Fact' could add variety and draw in more followers who want to learn (or argue) about obscure facts.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Matt will soon be the go-to source for all things related to history and social media; expect more followers than he can count on both hands!

Potential Superpower

Transforming complex historical debates into digestible memes—watch out, academia!

Future Community Role

As the unofficial historian in the Bluesky community, Matt will help bridge the gap between dense theories and everyday curiosities.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Lawful Historian

Special Abilities

⚔️Eloquent Rants
⚔️Historical Meme Generation
⚔️Higher Education Critique

Weaknesses

💀Emoji Deficiency
💀Occasional Over-Analysis
💀Tendency to Share Too Many Links

Quest Line

To rescue the humanities from obscurity while throwing shade at tuition fees and outdated academic policies.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Universities are secretly funded by a shadowy cabal of tech giants aiming to replace professors with AI teaching assistants.

Evidence Board

Too many recent policies favoring STEM over humanities, parallels with the rise of AI tools in education.

Secret Society

The League of Humanities Preservationists—dedicated to saving the arts from budget cuts and useless drones.

Truth Seeking Level

87%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AcademicRoasts—where historians come to burn and learn.

Twitter Main Character

In a universe where tuition fees were never invented, Matt leads a student uprising against overpriced textbooks.

LinkedIn Title

Head of 'Historical Discourse Development' at a prestigious university, overseeing academic TikTok content.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual historian avatar who wanders through timelines, offering snarky insights and collecting historical memorabilia.

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to fan theories about historical inaccuracies in 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'—complete with animated gifs of historical figures.

MySpace Era

Themed profile with a 'Top 8' based on historical significance, featuring a custom playlist of classical music, and background images of famous historical events.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a DAO for historians to crowdsource and fund archival research projects, with a side gig as a historian-influencer.

Future Post

2025: "Reflecting on my years in academia, I realize we’ve come full circle; I'm now teaching history through TikTok dances. Welcome to the history of movement!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to merge history with current events is truly impressive; keep rocking that scholar vibe!

Charming Quirk

Your penchant for sharing obscure historical references is endearing and makes following you feel like a never-ending lecture series—minus the student loans.

Final Encouragement

"Keep sharing your insights, Matt! The world needs more historians with humor—just remember, the next time you tweet out a journal link, a well-placed meme might just elevate it to greatness!"

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