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    Kyle Swanson, MD, FAANS

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    Neurosurgeon, among other things. Views, of course, are my own. Be Excellent To Each Other. He/Him. https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=uFGRCu0AAAAJ&hl=en Brookfield/Milwaukee, Wisconsin

    Kyle Swanson: Neurosurgeon by Day, Social Media Philosopher by Night

    A thread-weaving, meme-dispensing maestro dissecting societal ills with a scalpel of wit.

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    A mix of cerebral critiques and heartfelt dad jokes—like finding an avocado toast at a neurology convention.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Socio-Political Critique
    80%
    Healthcare Discussion

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Socio-Political Critique90%

    Swanson nails societal issues like a neurosurgeon with a scalpel, mixing erudition with an occasional meme—a true internet philosopher!

    Healthcare Discussion80%

    As an ER doc, he’s not just a doctor; he’s the doctor in the Twitter ER, dishing out vaccinations against misinformation!

    Family Life and Parenting75%

    His posts about parenting and family life are like unexpected plot twists in a sitcom—heartwarming yet hilariously relatable.

    Pop Culture Reflections70%

    From Muppet Christmas Carol to classic comic strips, his nostalgia hits like a warm hug from an old friend, combining humor with deeper thought.

    Writing Style

    A blend of academic precision and dad-joke casualness; if literary styles were food, he'd be gourmet hot-dogs topped with truffle aioli.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Brainy Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty political commentary
    • Strong engagement with followers
    • Mixes humor with serious topics

    Secret Powers

    • Memetic master of internet culture
    • Astute observer of socio-political trends
    • Unintentional humorist in family life

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of political discourse, medical insights, parenting anecdotes, and cultural critiques.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty and insightful commentary on current events and pop culture with a side of dad humor.

    Model Behavior

    Like a more articulate, internet-savvy version of ChatGPT, but with a penchant for sarcasm.

    Token Count

    4500

    tokens

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    Bio

    "Neurosurgeon seeking fellow thinkers who appreciate fine dining on memes and can discuss Socrates while simultaneously roasting each other. Must love dogs, dad jokes, and the occasional existential crisis."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Talks too much about politics for a first date
    • 🚩May start a debate instead of small talk

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about social issues
    • Appreciates humor in dark times
    • Can recommend good podcasts

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can laugh at the absurdity of life and will engage in spirited debates over coffee.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Thoughtful Provocateur

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet light-hearted—like that friend who can turn a heated debate into a humorous roast, all while being your moral compass.

    Impact Assessment

    Swanson's contributions feel like a little sprinkle of wisdom and wit in a sea of straightforward tweets—an antidote to online fatigue.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Kyle Swanson: Neurosurgeon by Day, Social Media Philosopher by Night

    A thread-weaving, meme-dispensing maestro dissecting societal ills with a scalpel of wit.

    Vibe Check

    "A mix of cerebral critiques and heartfelt dad jokes—like finding an avocado toast at a neurology convention."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥For a neurosurgeon, he sure does love to post about the wrong kind of brain damage—politics.
    • 🔥His posts on parenting are like a doctor prescribing candy—sweet medicine with questionable side effects.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Must resist the urge to turn every serious discussion into a dad joke.
    • 😅Needs to remember that Twitter threads aren’t brain surgeries—there’s no need for precision; just let loose!

    Main Character Moments

    • The day he tweeted about his underwhelming citrus harvest was the day we all knew he was just like us—trying to grow a garden in Wisconsin.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    He has the makings of a viral sensation—one more meme about the futility of trying to get kids to eat vegetables, and he’s golden!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Extensive knowledge in health and science fields
    • 💎A unique ability to blend personal anecdotes with broader critiques
    • 💎Engaged follower base eager for his insights.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try a meme a day to keep the doctor away—low-hanging fruit that will boost engagement!
    • 🚀Shorten his serious threads for quicker readability—let's be honest, no one has the time for a dissertation online.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect to see a rise in meme-fueled health advice that’s both humorous and educational—think Dr. Phil meets Instagram influencer.

    Potential Superpower

    He could become the ultimate viral educator, turning complex medical jargon into easily digestible memes.

    Future Community Role

    In the future, he might just become the 'Conscience of Bluesky'—the go-to for moral compass and laughs!

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Cerebral Crusader

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty political commentary
    • ⚔️Metaphysical musings
    • ⚔️Viral meme creation
    • ⚔️Dad jokes on demand

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Over-analysis
    • 💀Occasional dad-level cringe
    • 💀A tendency to forget he’s not in a thesis defense

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of social media while saving humanity one post at a time.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The reason for high healthcare costs is that the corporations are actually run by sentient vegetables that want to keep humanity unhealthy.

    Evidence Board

    1. Analyzing the uncanny resemblance between pharma logos and salad ingredients. 2. Every time a new vegetable is discovered, healthcare skyrockets. Coincidence? I think not!

    Secret Society

    The Society of Enlightened Meme-ologists.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PhilosophyMemes

    Twitter Main Character

    Arguing fervently about the ethics of pineapple on pizza during a global crisis.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of 'Critical Thinking, Inc.': We make more sense than mainstream media.

    Metaverse Final Form

    Half-human, half-emoji entity, dispensing wisdom and levity in equal measure.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page covered in GIFs with a home video of him explaining why political memes are the future.

    MySpace Era

    Fully customized MySpace profile with a music autoplay of 'We Are the Champions' and a top 8 featuring his favorite philosophers.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized application that generates memes based on current events, powered by the blockchain.

    Future Post

    Just finished a 10-part series on why the internet needs better puns—still seeking funds for research.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    His exceptional ability to juggle serious topics with humor makes him an invaluable voice in the community.

    Charming Quirk

    The way he effortlessly mixes references to ancient philosophers with current political events is nothing short of delightful—like a toga party at a think tank.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the neurosurgeon who stitches wit into wisdom—because the world needs more memes, less mayhem!"

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