Kit is tired (phrygian dominant era)

@kitkaos.bsky.social

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Become the kind of person your teachers warned you about. Neurodivergent, non-binary, ace, anarchist, grumpy, part-time cane slinger. Pronouns: they/them (en) or es/ihm (de)

Kit: The Anarchist of Anxieties

Navigating the chaotic cosmos of bluesky with grumpy creativity and a sprinkle of existential dread.

A delightful mix of grumpiness and enlightenment—it’s like a chaotic symphony where the instruments occasionally forget their parts.

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Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

70%

Politics and Society

75%

Mental Health and Neurodivergence

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Politics and Society70%

With more political hot takes than a late-night pundit, Kit's posts dissect current affairs with the precision of a scalpel—just with a lot more angst and grumpiness.

Mental Health and Neurodivergence75%

Kit weaves the complexities of neurodivergence into their posts like a masterful tapestry, linking emotions to thoughts in a way that’s as relatable as a cat meme on a bad day.

Music and Creativity65%

Their reflections on music reveal an existential crisis wrapped in a catchy beat—if only the world would listen as closely as they do while practicing scales!

Writing Style

A fine blend of poetic angst and sharp humor, Kit's style dances on the precipice of existential dread while occasionally jumping into the pool of dry sarcasm.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Grumpy Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Neurodivergent perspective
Grumpy humor
Thought-provoking insights
Passion for music

Secret Powers

✨Astute political commentary
✨Master of miniatures in videos
✨Creative in expressing feelings through music

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

The collected thoughts of neurodivergent grumpy philosophers, existential memes, and cat videos.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze social media posts with a focus on humor, social relevance, and existential dread.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT's sarcastic cousin with a penchant for grumpy insights.

Token Count

400

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Grumpy philosopher seeking deep conversations about the nature of existence and the absurdity of it all. Must appreciate sarcasm and be cool with my cane-slinging antics."

Red Flags

🚩Possible existential crises
🚩Frequent rants about societal absurdities
🚩Occasional hair-raising moments that make you question life

Green Flags

✅Thought-provoking insights
✅A quirky sense of humor
✅Willingness to discuss neurodivergence

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys deep dialogue, can handle my grumpiness, and loves a good existential crisis.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Voice of Reason with a Side of Sarcasm

Conversation Style

Kit's replies feel like a comfy chat with a friend who also happens to hold a PhD in grumpiness; they keep it real while occasionally throwing shade like it's confetti.

Impact Assessment

Kit adds a much-needed dose of reality mixed with humor, helping their followers cope with existential chaos—one grumpy tweet at a time.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Kit: The Anarchist of Anxieties

Navigating the chaotic cosmos of bluesky with grumpy creativity and a sprinkle of existential dread.

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of grumpiness and enlightenment—it’s like a chaotic symphony where the instruments occasionally forget their parts."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥More posts than a cat has lives, but still only about 5% are coherent thoughts!
🔥With that level of philosophical depth, are you sure you aren’t just trying to sell us a pyramid scheme?
🔥Some days, it feels like you post just to keep your followers guessing if you’re okay or just really tired.

Quirky Challenges

😅Deciding between posting an insightful thread or throwing in a meme for balance must be a serious dilemma!
😅The sheer number of 'Und jetzt?' posts might suggest there's an ongoing existential crisis—maybe a poll could help!
😅Combining deep reflection with comic relief—like trying to eat soup with a fork!

Main Character Moments

✨When they nailed that self-haircut and shared it like an epic victory—what a hero!
✨Posting about the state of your tech while simultaneously contemplating the universe—classic Kit!
✨Making the profound feel utterly relatable, like when they pointed out the absurdity of our existence mid-scroll.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could easily lead a movement that combines deep thinking with a grumpy sense of humor—think of the manifesto!

Unique Advantages

💎A rare ability to combine humor with heavy subjects—like a comedic philosopher of the bluesky era!
💎An acute awareness of historical context that adds layers to discussions—perfect for deeper dialogue.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe consider crafting long-form content; your thoughts are too rich to fit in 280 characters!
🚀Host a series of grumpy wisdom sessions, where you share insights while rolling your eyes at the universe.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A podcast host for 'The Grumpy Philosopher's Corner'—where existential questions meet sarcastic replies!

Potential Superpower

Mastering the art of turning grumpiness into wisdom, one tweet at a time.

Future Community Role

The go-to for reality checks, memes, and deep dives into societal critiques with just the right amount of snark.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Grumpy Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Existential Wit
⚔️Political Provocation
⚔️Musical Mayhem

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Offense
💀Skepticism Shield
💀Cynicism Cough

Quest Line

To navigate the chaotic cosmos of Bluesky while grappling with the absurdity of existence.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Kitties control the universe and humans are merely their pawns.

Evidence Board

Frequent cat video shares, odd occurrences around my neighborhood, and inexplicable urges to feed strays.

Secret Society

The Society of Grumpy Cats and Philosophical Musings, where every meeting ends in confusion.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/GrumpyPhilosophers – where deep questions meet minimal responses and existential dread is the norm.

Twitter Main Character

The forefront of a Twitter debate on whether grumpiness is a valid existential stance, generating chaos and confusion.

LinkedIn Title

The Grumpy Consultant – offering advice on life, but mainly just sharing sarcasm while questioning everything.

Metaverse Final Form

Kit becomes a sentient grumpy cloud of sarcasm, floating in a digital realm where everyone just has to deal with it.

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One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page screaming about life's dilemmas and featuring a rotating animated 'under construction' GIF that never gets updated.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile with a custom layout that screams angst, featuring an 8-bit animated gif of a grumpy philosopher contemplating the universe.

Web3 Destiny

Owning a crypto-based existential crisis platform that humorously navigates through society’s absurdities.

Future Post

‘Just realized all my existential musings were just an elaborate ruse to avoid being productive—anyone else feeling me?'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to articulate complex ideas with humor is a rare gem that keeps others engaged.

Charming Quirk

That ongoing 'Und jetzt?' theme feels like a signature sign-off—it's existential angst packaged as curiosity!

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining that delightful mix of grumpiness and insight, Kit! Never forget: in a world full of chaos, a little sarcasm can be the best coping mechanism."

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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