Kolbjörn Guwallius

@kolbjorn.se

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2,630

Posts

4,685

Following

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Joined

Jul 23, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Freelance journalist, author, photographer. Also editor, lecturer, moderator. New book November 2024 in stores now. Ordförande för @sodra.publicistklubben.se. Malmö, Sweden • kolbjorn.se

Kolbjörn Guwallius: Your Go-To Journalistic Spark for Bluesky

A freelance journalist with an eye for detail and a knack for shattering the quiet.

Like the friend who always has an interesting story to tell but occasionally throws in a plot twist that leaves you scratching your head.

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Authenticity

85%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Political Commentary

60%

Personal Reflections

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary75%

Kolbjörn dives into the political arena like a swimmer who forgot their floaties—sometimes floundering, but always making waves. They’re not afraid to call out political faux pas, reminding us that even serious discussions can use a little levity (or maybe the other way around).

Personal Reflections60%

Whether it's a slow day or just the existential dread of 'Is this really my life?' Kolbjörn shares snippets of normalcy that remind us we’re all in the same crowded café of existence. His posts are like daily musings—profound, relatable, and with just the right touch of sarcasm.

Book Promotion70%

Mixing self-promotion with humor, Kolbjörn sells his book like a street vendor selling hot dogs—enthusiastic, a bit spicy, and definitely trying to make you believe it’s the best thing you’ll have all week. It's almost like he’s daring you to find a reason not to buy it.

Writing Style

Kolbjörn's writing fluctuates between eloquent prose and cheeky tweets, often landing somewhere between a thoughtful essay and a late-night stand-up routine. One moment you're nodding in deep thought, and the next, you're chuckling at the absurdity of it all. It’s like sitting in a café with a friend who studied literature but binge-watched too much Twitter.

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Intellectual Satirist

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Witty observational humor
Brisk cultural commentary
Strong advocacy for journalism

Secret Powers

✨Master of the one-liner
✨Unintentional meme generator
✨Social media philosopher

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Post titles from various journalism and social media platforms, interspersed with political commentary and personal reflections.

Prompt Engineering

Generate thoughtful insights, blending humor with cultural critique.

Model Behavior

A mix of philosophical debate and meme-inspired commentary, reminiscent of a witty professor stuck in an existential crisis.

Token Count

2500

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Freelance journalist, author, and enthusiastic coffee drinker looking to engage in deep conversations—or just share a good meme. Must love thought-provoking books and political debates that sometimes lead to existential crises."

Red Flags

🚩Too opinionated on weeks vs. weekends.
🚩Might turn any casual coffee date into a political debate.
🚩Occasional existential crises may occur.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about journalism and literature.
✅Brings humor to serious topics.
✅Has a book coming out—bonus points!

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates witty repartees, enjoys political debates over coffee, and can sprinkle in some light-hearted memes.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Inquisitive Guide

Conversation Style

Engaging but with a hint of playful cynicism—like the friend who critiques every movie pick but still insists on movie night.

Impact Assessment

Kolbjörn contributes significantly to the Bluesky vibe by blending serious discourse with irony, creating a space where meaningful conversations feel less like a lecture and more like an open dialogue in a cozy pub.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Kolbjörn Guwallius: Your Go-To Journalistic Spark for Bluesky

A freelance journalist with an eye for detail and a knack for shattering the quiet.

Vibe Check

"Like the friend who always has an interesting story to tell but occasionally throws in a plot twist that leaves you scratching your head."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You post so often, your keyboard probably has a permanent outline of your hands—like a crime scene.
🔥At this point, your book should just be a collection of tweets with a snazzy cover.
🔥You’re the only person I know who could turn a grocery list into an opinion piece.

Quirky Challenges

😅Consider taking a break from posting about posting—maybe your timeline needs a little less enthusiasm and a tad more silence.
😅We get it, you sometimes have slow days—maybe try posting a photo of your coffee next time instead of explaining how not-happening your day is.

Main Character Moments

✨When you casually drop existential musings that make everyone else contemplate their life choices while they were just trying to enjoy a meme.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Kolbjörn could transform into a cultural critic powerhouse—think less indie bookstore and more TED Talk.

Unique Advantages

💎A rich background in journalism that gives authority to every post.
💎Ability to make serious topics digestible—like a health coach for political discourse.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Experiment with video content—your insights in a short clip could be a game changer!
🚀Collaborate with other creators to further amplify your voice—who says you can’t be witty while being the voice of reason?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A rise to the status of a digital thought leader where people actually seek out his commentary like it’s a must-read newspaper column—because who reads newspapers anymore?

Potential Superpower

Transforming mundane daily life into profound discussions that leave everyone nodding and wondering why they hadn’t thought of that before.

Future Community Role

A potential moderator or organizer for discussions or events, solidifying his presence as a keystone in the community.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Wordsmith

Special Abilities

⚔️Wit and Wisdom
⚔️Political Punditry
⚔️Book Promotion Ninja

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Meme Overload
💀Existential Dread

Quest Line

To navigate the cosmos of social media while promoting cultural discourse and his upcoming book.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

There's a secret society of Swedish journalists plotting to take over the literary world, one tweet at a time.

Evidence Board

Unearthed tweets linking political events to his book releases—are they just coincidences or a well-orchestrated plot?

Secret Society

The Illuminati of Ink—where words wield more power than swords.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PoliticalHumor

Twitter Main Character

The journalist who incited a riot with a tweet about week numbers, igniting a debate that spiraled into chaos.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Literary Absurdity'—where every post is a cleverly worded think piece that may or may not contain an embedded meme.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital sage in a metaverse café, where each table hosts discussions that blend the profound with the absurd, served with a side of sarcasm.

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Flashing neon GeoCities page with an animated GIF of a typewriter, proclaiming 'Welcome to Kolbjörn's Corner' and links to all sorts of book reviews.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with quotes from existential writers, a playlist featuring moody indie bands, and an unholy amount of political rants strewn across comments.

Web3 Destiny

An NFT series titled 'Existential Moments in Journalism'—each piece representing a profound thought disguised as a meme.

Future Post

"It's 2025, and I finally figured out how to silence the week number debates by proposing a universal coffee break as the alternative. Thoughts?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Kolbjörn's ability to connect seemingly disparate dots, weaving humor with serious topics, is nothing short of impressive.

Charming Quirk

His knack for making even a mundane mention of weeks sound like an existential crisis is oddly endearing.

Final Encouragement

"Keep sharing your thoughts, Kolbjörn! The world needs more voices that can both provoke thought and tickle the funny bone—because laughter is just as important as a good debate."

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