Lady Macb is like the football team's mother, always concerned about injuries and team morale—except instead of cooking for them, she tweets at them.

With sharp insights sharper than a referee's whistle, she critiques everything from elections to policing—boldly stating that voting for fascists is not an option, much like a pizza without cheese.

Her take on a colleague needing a USB stick is the kind of university life observation that would make even the most serious professor chuckle and question their own tech choices.