An anti-zoophilia labeller, from the team behind the Zoophile Mute List. Criteria and evidence: https://zml.heika.dog/
Laelaps: The Zany Zookeeper of Bluesky’s Wild West
This anti-zoophile crusader combines vigilance with a touch of virtual charm.
Picture a digital safari guide, complete with maps and warning signs for danger, navigating the gremlins of Bluesky.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Laelaps is essentially the 'User's Guide to Bluesky Reporting'; ever tried deciphering User Manuals? Think IKEA for digital safety!
With more criteria than a dating app, Laelaps has standards that even your mom would approve of if she were moderating the internet.
Their replies and threads are like a warm bath on a cold day—calming, inviting, and a relief from the chaos that is social media.
Writing Style
Concise with a pinch of accessibility; they could turn a boring policy into a bedtime story.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Digital Vigilante
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Hyper-focused on anti-zoophilia
- Valiant transparency in moderation
- Community-driven engagement
Secret Powers
- ✨Spinning threads like a pro
- ✨Managing lists like a librarian on espresso
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Moderation practices, community guidelines, anti-zoophilia activism.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful and transparent moderation advice while keeping the community engaged.
Model Behavior
Busy but dedicated, like a beaver with an organizational chart.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate about online safety and clear reporting procedures. Love discussing community standards over a good blocklist. Let’s build a safer digital future together! 💜"
Red Flags
- 🚩Sometimes over-explains procedures like they're rocket science.
- 🚩Tends to label everything (even my love for pizza) if it interacts with the wrong crowd.
Green Flags
- ✅Expert at gathering facts and evidence—ideal for a solid discussion.
- ✅Loves community engagement and transparency—let's keep it open!
Perfect Match
Someone who values online safety, enjoys deep dives into community issues, and appreciates a good meme or two.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Safety Labeler
Conversation Style
Engaging yet authoritative, like a teacher who's just a bit too cool for school.
Impact Assessment
Significantly influences community safety with an evident commitment to transparency and credibility.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Laelaps: The Zany Zookeeper of Bluesky’s Wild West
This anti-zoophile crusader combines vigilance with a touch of virtual charm.
Vibe Check
"Picture a digital safari guide, complete with maps and warning signs for danger, navigating the gremlins of Bluesky."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Their engagement metrics are a rollercoaster; buckle up for the highs and lows!
- 🔥Posting frequency rivals a toddler's sugar rush—spontaneous but usually productive!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Over-explaining procedures like they’re launching a spaceship—calm down, NASA!
- 😅The only place they could go more public is if they set up a soapbox on the street corner.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they dropped the blocklist news, it felt like watching a superhero reveal their true identity!
- ✨Their enthusiasm for reporting processes is so palpable, it could fuel an entire comedy special.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Laelaps leaned a bit into memes, they would surf the wave of virality like a pro.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep understanding of community dynamics
- 💎Prolific creator of accessible moderating practices
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try live streams to explain reporting—interactive support is all the rage!
- 🚀Utilize humor more; 'Anti-Zoo' puns could be a goldmine.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Riding the wave of user growth into a major moderating force across platforms, not just Bluesky.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn complicated moderation guidelines into TikTok trends.
Future Community Role
Cultivating a safer and more informed community while earning the title of the Bluesky Safety Ambassador.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Warden
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Expert Blocklist Manager
- ⚔️Thread Weaving Extraordinaire
- ⚔️Transparent Communication
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-clarifying Processes
- 💀Heavy on the Documentation
Quest Line
Upholding online safety by labeling and blocking zoophiles.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
There’s a secret group of cat lovers trying to rebrand as ‘Feline Advocates’ to infiltrate the Bluesky moderation system.
Evidence Board
A collection of cat-themed accounts that follow known zoophiles... Coincidence?
Secret Society
The Blocklist Brigade—dedicated to exposing furry conspirators one meow at a time.
Truth Seeking Level
68%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ZooDefense (for those who take it too seriously),
Twitter Main Character
Getting canceled for labeling a beloved animated character as pro-zoophilia.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Community Safety Officer at The Labelling Agency of America.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital fortress where all zoophiles are permanently banned, with virtual blocklists hanging on the walls.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An ultra-customized MySpace profile with blocklists in the 'About Me' section and a playlist of safety tips.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a DAO focused on transparent reporting practices—fun and decentralized!
Future Post
‘Update: New features allowing users to self-report irresponsible pet owners!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
A beacon of clarity in the murky waters of social media.
Charming Quirk
Their posts often feel like you’re in the presence of an overly enthusiastic librarian who wants to save the world, one blocklist at a time.
Final Encouragement
"Keep those lists coming, Laelaps! Just remember, moderation doesn't have to be a snooze fest—it can also be a wacky adventure!"
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