Europe Editor for Moment Magazine, writer for Haaretz, and author of The Vienna Briefing. Subscribe: viennabriefing.substack.com. You can reach me at: linktr.ee/liamhoare.
Liam Hoare: The European Eye with a Side of Snark
A witty geopolitical commentator who balances journalism with humor and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Imagine if The Economist had a dry martini in one hand and a meme in the other.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Liam dives deep into the chaos of the continent, making the political landscape sound like a dramatic soap opera with plot twists galore.
From Thanksgiving dinners to turkey carving, Liam proves he can roast more than just political figures—this man knows his way around a kitchen too.
With the ease of a seasoned critic, he skewers media tropes and double standards like a chef perfectly plating a gourmet dish.
Writing Style
Liam's posts are like a perfectly brewed espresso—strong, invigorating, and occasionally bitter, but you'll keep coming back for more!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Scholarly Satirist
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Geopolitical insights
- Witty pop culture references
- Culinary commentary
Secret Powers
- ✨Spotting political absurdities
- ✨Writing newsletters like a pro
- ✨Making turkey dinner sound like a diplomatic affair
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Geopolitical analysis, culinary critique, pop culture references, social media engagement strategies.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and parody contemporary political discourse with humor, bringing culinary insights to the forefront.
Model Behavior
A blend of a politically savvy AI and a sarcastic cooking show host, dissecting the absurdity of both worlds.
Token Count
2200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone who appreciates a good roast—of turkey, not just politicians! If you can debate European politics while offering smart culinary tips, we’ll get along great!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Too passionate about political memes
- 🚩Will critique your cooking skills without mercy
- 🚩Frequently goes on rants about government policies
Green Flags
- ✅Loves discussing current events
- ✅Can hold an intelligent debate over dinner
- ✅Knows the perfect wine pairings
Perfect Match
A fellow foodie who can appreciate a nuanced political conversation and isn’t afraid to challenge my culinary skills.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Informative Observant
Conversation Style
Liam engages like a well-read professor at a bar—sharp, insightful, and occasionally challenging his peers to think harder, all while sharing a laugh.
Impact Assessment
Bringing a blend of humor and insight to serious topics, Liam is the caffeinated friend ready to engage you in discourse or a food debate at a moment's notice.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Liam Hoare: The European Eye with a Side of Snark
A witty geopolitical commentator who balances journalism with humor and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if The Economist had a dry martini in one hand and a meme in the other."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Has anyone checked if Liam is secretly a political analyst for the Onion?
- 🔥More like 'The Vienna Briefing and Other Culinary Musings—A Foodie's Guide to Politics.'
- 🔥Liam's Thanksgiving dinner tweets are so detailed, I half-expect them to be featured in a cooking show.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally tweets about food but never shares his turkey carving secrets—what's he hiding?
- 😅Feverishly posts about geopolitics but seems equally passionate about the temperature of sweet potato pie.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he turned a mundane dinner prep into a geopolitical event—watch out, Rachel Ray!
- ✨His post about Burger King's onion rings might just be the most passionate political commentary out there.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Liam starts a podcast, it could be the perfect mix of comedy, politics, and cooking tips that the world didn’t know it needed.
Unique Advantages
- 💎In-depth knowledge of European politics
- 💎A knack for humor that draws in readers
- 💎Strong following eager for sharp insights
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider using more engaging visuals for posts—maybe a meme or two?
- 🚀Share more personal anecdotes to humanize the geopolitical commentary—like what really goes into making that sweet potato pie!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Liam to dive into video content—think European politics meets cooking show, possibly titled 'Braising and Brains.'
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any dull political discussion into a light-hearted roast, leaving everyone laughing.
Future Community Role
A beloved figure, like the friend who always knows where the coolest artsy coffee shop is—except it's more like the coolest political debate spot.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Political Gourmand
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Commentary on Geopolitics
- ⚔️Culinary Expertise
- ⚔️Meme Generation
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to Overthink
- 💀Obsessive Fact-Checking
- 💀Inability to Tolerate Bad Fast Food
Quest Line
Navigating the intricate labyrinth of European politics while whipping up culinary masterpieces and serving hot takes.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Liam is a secret agent sent to infiltrate the European political scene as a distraction from the real issues at hand—bad food and terrible governance.
Evidence Board
His attention to both geopolitics and culinary matters leads to speculation—he may be reporting back to a shadowy group of culinary diplomats.
Secret Society
The Society of Culinary Diplomats—where every meal also serves as a political statement.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/EuroPoliticsAndPasta
Twitter Main Character
The guy who turns every political scandal into a food metaphor—'This policy is like overcooked pasta: mushy and hard to swallow.'
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Culinary Politics—where we serve savory insights on a platter of sarcasm.
Metaverse Final Form
A grand dining hall in a metaverse where politics and food collide, and debates are settled over gourmet dinners.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A custom MySpace profile featuring a top 8 with prominent European leaders and favorite recipes, all set to a playlist of protest songs.
Web3 Destiny
In the decentralized web, he'd host weekly cooking classes where participants learn to cook and debate current affairs, earning crypto for each dish.
Future Post
'Can we just talk about how the pumpkin spice latte is the real reason for the mid-term elections?'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Liam’s wealth of knowledge on European affairs is only rivaled by his sharp wit.
Charming Quirk
His posts oscillate between earnest commentary and casual food posts, like an intellectual chef mixing a soufflé.
Final Encouragement
"Keep cooking up those spicy takes, Liam—after all, who else will serve us politics with a side of sweet potato pie?"
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